Removed

As of August 20th 2022, Thieves were completely removed from the code. This page is archived for historical purposes.

See https://github.com/tgstation/tgstation/pull/69304 for the pull request.

NEFARIOUS STAFF
Thief	Access: Wherever your job has access to Additional Access: Wherever you can gain illicit access to Difficulty: Medium Supervisors: Your own greed Duties: Steal stuff and escape Guides: Illicit Access, Hacking, Makeshift weapons (note that lethal weapons won't be of much use to you) Quote: Let me guess... someone stole your insuls?

Sir Badmin XVI says:
"Please do note that you are not protected by Rule 4 as a Thief, as you are not a traditional antagonist. You are not allowed to kill crewmembers, nor commit grand sabotage unprovoked."

Variants

Thieves will come in different flavors, and their objectives depend on the variant.

Thief

Total classic, steal a High-risk item and escape.

Hoarder

Hoarders have a problem, and refuse to change or get help. Gets objectives to hoard large amounts of valuable items like insulated gloves in a specific area in maintenance. Temporarily disabled due to being unfun for the thief (the best way to get the items was to order them from cargo).

Black Market Outfitter

Essentially the survivalist but without kill permissions. Steal a lot of guns and get out alive!

Organ Market Collector

Steal organs and keep them in a healthy shape up until the end of the round. Harvesting from players is probably fine as long as you let your targets live.

Chronicler (Rare)

Steal someone else's Family Heirloom! Your own won't count. Take a look on the medical records to find people who have heirlooms.

Deranged (VERY Rare)

Like Hoarder, but with corpses. Remember, no killing!

All Access Fan

Steal a ton of IDs. Only IDs people spawned with count for this.

Guild

When the first thief is created, there is a 20% chance of a thieves guild being chosen. This is an abandoned room in maintenance all thieves know of, for meeting up. Thieves get a big mood boost from hanging out there!

Tips

Petty thievery is not so harmful, so try asking a cyborg or bribing personnel to gain leverage towards your objectives.

Jobs on /tg/station
	Command	Captain, Head of Personnel, Head of Security, Chief Engineer, Research Director, Chief Medical Officer, Quartermaster, Bridge Assistant
	Security	Head of Security, Security Officer, Warden, Detective, Veteran Security Advisor, Prisoner
	Engineering	Chief Engineer, Station Engineer, Atmospheric Technician
	Science	Research Director, Geneticist, Scientist, Roboticist
	Medical	Chief Medical Officer, Medical Doctor, Paramedic, Chemist, Coroner
	Supply	Quartermaster, Cargo Technician, Shaft Miner, Bitrunner, Cargorilla
	Service	Head of Personnel, Janitor, Bartender, Cook, Botanist, Clown, Mime, Chaplain, Curator, Assistant, Lawyer, Psychologist
	Non-human	AI, Human AI, Cyborg, Positronic Brain, Drone, Personal AI, Construct, Imaginary Friend, Split Personality, Ghost
	Antagonists	Traitor, Malfunctioning AI, Changeling, Nuclear Operative, Blood Cultist, Heretic, Spy, Revolutionary, Wizard, Family, Blob, Abductor, Holoparasite, Xenomorph, Spider, Revenant, Morph, Nightmare, Space Ninja, Slaughter Demon, Pirate, Sentient Disease, Obsessed, Fugitives, Hunters, Space Dragon, Elite Mobs, Sentient Slime, Regal Rat, Paradox Clone
	Special	CentCom Official, Death Squad Officer, Emergency Response Officer, Chrono Legionnaire, Highlander, Ian, Lavaland or Space Role, CentCom Intern