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Because of the most American superhero, Florida Man.2k18 /pol/
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Re: 2k18 /pol/
Florida isn't of any particular importance (I think?), unlike where I live, Virginia. If nuclear war ever breaks out fucking RIP me, Virginia is the millitary shipbuilding capital of the world and I live right near the damn shipyards.CosmicScientist wrote:Hm... anyone know much about this Putin missile video? I don't know why it apparently targets Florida unless that's where all of America's military, economy or government resides.
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Re: 2k18 /pol/
Florida is where we fire most of our stuff into space but aside from military satellites it's not a critical target
They'd target production, command/control, and population centers, in addition to whatever nuclear silos they know about which is honestly probably most of them
They'd target production, command/control, and population centers, in addition to whatever nuclear silos they know about which is honestly probably most of them
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Florida is america's penis
He's going for the weakspot
He's going for the weakspot
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Re: 2k18 /pol/
And nothing of value was lost :^)ShadowDimentio wrote:Florida isn't of any particular importance (I think?), unlike where I live, Virginia. If nuclear war ever breaks out fucking RIP me, Virginia is the millitary shipbuilding capital of the world and I live right near the damn shipyards.CosmicScientist wrote:Hm... anyone know much about this Putin missile video? I don't know why it apparently targets Florida unless that's where all of America's military, economy or government resides.
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Re: 2k18 /pol/
there was a nod to florida man in atlanta...
and by nod i mean they literally explain what it is and use that flamingo one as an example.
and by nod i mean they literally explain what it is and use that flamingo one as an example.
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Re: 2k18 /pol/
as darius put it
"florida man is linked with state government to keep black people from voting"
"florida man is linked with state government to keep black people from voting"
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Re: 2k18 /pol/
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldn ... f-101.html
Florida man running for congress at age of 101
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That man sounds awesome.
my forum gimmick is that no one knows who i am
gender is irrelevant NO UR IRRELEVANT
u a bish
y u heff 2 b med
gender is irrelevant NO UR IRRELEVANT
u a bish
y u heff 2 b med
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Re: 2k18 /pol/
The goal isnt to make the farms more productive its to show your constituents "AYO FUCK WHITE PEOPLE" which makes them want to vote for you because they hate white people.
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Re: 2k18 /pol/
Real life Wakanda
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[youtube]qm9nUhTFYfM[/youtube]CosmicScientist wrote:The article doesn't say they're trying to make farms more productive, Crag and unless it's misrepresenting their stated intentions then it is just what you said, "Muh minority has too much", fear of populism or bothGovernment intervention in land ownership inequality without compensation? Why not go whole hog and deport all whites back to their ancestral homelands if you're enforcing a stacked deck? That way black people can't own less land relative to a minority."We are going to address this and make sure that we come up with resolutions that resolve this once and for all. This original sin that was committed when our country was colonised must be resolved in a way that will take South Africa forward."
I assume it's not just farmland but any land, so, good luck whitebread.
Nah, its pretty much just Ayo Fuck Wyte Peepo
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Re: 2k18 /pol/
i mean in south africa specifically they might have a point
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Topless girl protested Berlusconi as he voted
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Now, I don't have strong feelings about this, but really? Protesting Berlusconi by showing him your breasts?
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Re: 2k18 /pol/
Its almost like FEMEN as a group is composed of morons and psychopaths. And most of them are flat chested enough to be men.
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Showing Bellesconi tits to offend him is like trying to offend a vampire by throwing pig's blood on him
It's just straight up not gonna work
It's just straight up not gonna work
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You can a hint of tear under one of his eyes, probably from bitter disappoint it wasn't one with big titties.
Atleast it wasn't a bovine.
Atleast it wasn't a bovine.
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The only thing shocking about this is that she did it grandstanding in the middle of an election area without getting suplexed by a bodyguard.Grazyn wrote: mean look at his fucking "I've seen better this very morning" face
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Re: 2k18 /pol/
because the moneyed, elite class has a stranglehold on the material things that are necessary for the meaningful pursuit political power, and the bar is therefore very very low due to all your competition also being awful. it's not about being the most popular, it's about being the least unpopular.DemonFiren wrote:then why are politicians so unpopular
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People would be chimping the fuck out if that had happened.cedarbridge wrote:The only thing shocking about this is that she did it grandstanding in the middle of an election area without getting suplexed by a bodyguard.Grazyn wrote: mean look at his fucking "I've seen better this very morning" face
I wish it had.
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Not giving groups like that any attention is the best idea, it's why they're flashing their tits anyway = Nobody does that unless they want the attentionShadowDimentio wrote:People would be chimping the fuck out if that had happened.cedarbridge wrote:The only thing shocking about this is that she did it grandstanding in the middle of an election area without getting suplexed by a bodyguard.Grazyn wrote: mean look at his fucking "I've seen better this very morning" face
I wish it had.
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Re: 2k18 /pol/
Elections are over.
Conservatives ended up getting 37% of the vote, split between Salvini ("the Italian Trump") and Berlusconi
5 stars movement (national populists) got 31%
Social democrats got 23%
No one has enough votes to rule on his own. So what will happen? Most likely scenario: conservatives form a government with those SocDems who are willing to jump ship (there will be a lot of them, the ship is sinking)
Less likely scenario: national populists try to form a government with Salvini (may not be enough to reach majority) or SocDems (very unlikely)
Conservatives ended up getting 37% of the vote, split between Salvini ("the Italian Trump") and Berlusconi
5 stars movement (national populists) got 31%
Social democrats got 23%
No one has enough votes to rule on his own. So what will happen? Most likely scenario: conservatives form a government with those SocDems who are willing to jump ship (there will be a lot of them, the ship is sinking)
Less likely scenario: national populists try to form a government with Salvini (may not be enough to reach majority) or SocDems (very unlikely)
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Re: 2k18 /pol/
I thought 5 Stars were less "national populists" and more "literal comedians".
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the only literal comedian is the party founder, Grillo, who has distanced himself from the party in the last few months and went into seclusion. He will probably come back now that the election is over and the outcome looks good.DemonFiren wrote:I thought 5 Stars were less "national populists" and more "literal comedians".
The party is as national populist as it gets, they are euroskeptics, want (or wanted? they change idea so often) to go back to the old currency, against immigration, against same sex marriage, anti-globalization, anti-vaxxers, the most prominent members have fascist fathers (it doesn't mean much, but still) and made selfies with David Icke, believe and spread every populist conspiracy theory from microchips to mermaids and even obvious scams like perpetual motion engines. It also has that sweet hint of national socialism in the form of universal basic income, which is also the reason why they triumphed in Southern Italy (notoriously plagued by high unemployment).
Map time: seats in the lower chamber, blue is conservative, red is SocDem, yellow is NatPop (5 stars)
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A 5-star MP watched an excerpt of a mockumentary, didn't understand it was fake and posted on facebook about the "government hiding the evidence of mermaids" in the usual "wake up sheeple" tone that every 5-star uses on social networks. She then pretended she was "joking" and hastily deleted itCosmicScientist wrote:I hope you're not lying about mermaids.
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Re: 2k18 /pol/
Do Britons really eat that stuff for breakfast?
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Most of us can't afford to, its a common pitfall for britons to buy pre-made food and not bother reading anything but the price. Binging on snack food is also a easy pitfall.
I guess cheese is the most calorific easy to access food in britian.
I guess cheese is the most calorific easy to access food in britian.
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Re: 2k18 /pol/
In other news: yesterday, after the elections, a senior citizen in Florence took his gun, went out in the street and killed the first black person he saw. The consequences were rather predictable
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The media is already giving the blame to the populist and conservatives' victory. Whatever the reasons, the city center has been devastated and the mayor is blaming the "political climate" as well, thus fanning the flames of outright riot even further
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The media is already giving the blame to the populist and conservatives' victory. Whatever the reasons, the city center has been devastated and the mayor is blaming the "political climate" as well, thus fanning the flames of outright riot even further
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Every single time someone decides to be an idiot and everyone gets blamed
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That would be manreminding if anything.
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In fairness, the metric we use to determine if you're overweight or not is *terrible* for anyone except 18 to 24 year old males between 5'10" and 6'6" in height. (It was developed by the military on exclusively that sample group- the further you deviate from that group the less information it actually gives you.)CosmicScientist wrote:<stuff about obesity>
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To be fair, the military is the only one who should be using that metric
Everyone else should just trust their doctor when the doc says "Stop eating fried lard for breakfast", usually the doc knows enough about that to tell you thats a bad idea
Everyone else should just trust their doctor when the doc says "Stop eating fried lard for breakfast", usually the doc knows enough about that to tell you thats a bad idea
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Basically yeah. Anyone who parrots "fat positivity" or "healthy at any size" mantras are no better than people who encourage alcoholics.XSI wrote:To be fair, the military is the only one who should be using that metric
Everyone else should just trust their doctor when the doc says "Stop eating fried lard for breakfast", usually the doc knows enough about that to tell you thats a bad idea
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Re: 2k18 /pol/
wait, does that mean fat is every bit as addictive as alcohol and has the potential to kill you on withdrawal?
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Sugar is very addictive, and there are people that have killed themselves through rapid weight loss - although thats unusually from either starving themselves, ODing on fat burners, or their fat clogged heart explodes because they pushed themselves into too much exercise too quick.
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Re: 2k18 /pol/
>implying I'm from fucking Düsseldorf
Do you fucking want me to unpack the buzz bombs again?
Do you fucking want me to unpack the buzz bombs again?
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Re: 2k18 /pol/
Dunno about the doctors where you're from XSI, but doctors in the U.S are super untrustworthy in this regard- they're basically just guessing since they only go by height, weight, and whether or not you look overweight, which can be super unreliable.XSI wrote:To be fair, the military is the only one who should be using that metric
Everyone else should just trust their doctor when the doc says "Stop eating fried lard for breakfast", usually the doc knows enough about that to tell you thats a bad idea
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That does check out, given how many americans seem to be ok with what the rest of the world deems unhealthily overweight or obese :^)
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Re: 2k18 /pol/
That's Austrian, or at least Bavarian. How fucking uncultured do you think I am?ShadowDimentio wrote:Go eat some strudel fat german lizard man.
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Re: 2k18 /pol/
At least the doctors over here in Dutchland actually look at you and try to figure out all the symptoms before they make a guess that's usually wrong
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Re: 2k18 /pol/
Something I've only really noticed in the last 7 years or so, basically since I turned 18
We have a fucking lot of Indian doctors in the US
They come here for the schooling, saying they're gonna go back to India when they're done
Notice the money in being a US doctor and stay
I wouldn't have a problem with this except for the fact that even 30 fucking years after you got your degree you still have the accent of someone who bathes in the Ganges every day and I need a nurse to translate even though you're technically speaking English
We have a fucking lot of Indian doctors in the US
They come here for the schooling, saying they're gonna go back to India when they're done
Notice the money in being a US doctor and stay
I wouldn't have a problem with this except for the fact that even 30 fucking years after you got your degree you still have the accent of someone who bathes in the Ganges every day and I need a nurse to translate even though you're technically speaking English
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Re: 2k18 /pol/
On the other hand Indian doctor has become synonymous of professionalism and competency
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I dunno what kinda shit doctors you're seeing but my doctor knows what he's going.
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Re: 2k18 /pol/
My doctor's chill, he was out with MSF in Africa for years, married an African lady, divorced, and returned home to give extremely pragmatic advice and prescriptions because he's seen how fucking tough people can be even if you have absolutely zero medical supplies.
So I get to hear a lot of "this only helps the symptoms, you just gotta ride it out, I'm not giving you fifteen different pills that might help if I'm certain that with a bit of rest and tea you're gonna feel halfway okay without wasting your money on stupid shit."
So I get to hear a lot of "this only helps the symptoms, you just gotta ride it out, I'm not giving you fifteen different pills that might help if I'm certain that with a bit of rest and tea you're gonna feel halfway okay without wasting your money on stupid shit."
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Re: 2k18 /pol/
I don't eat salami.
I'm an unusual German in that I'm extremely picky about sausages.
I'm an unusual German in that I'm extremely picky about sausages.
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