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Itseasytosee2me wrote: ↑Wed May 24, 2023 2:09 pm

blackdav123 wrote: ↑Wed May 24, 2023 1:33 am there should really be a way to check a defeated borg's laws like you can a carded AI

can be really hard to tell if a borg is shitting or breaking laws or purged or emagged or relawed

if people bashing emagged borgs to find the traitor in them is an issue then emagged/hack law borgs could have their checked laws as garbled so you cant tell who dunnit, just that the borg is indeed hacked

There is a tablet app that lets you check borg laws.

didnt know about that thanks

you should be able to examine a door or other ID required object and see what access it requires because I've had numerous instances of having to run back to the HoP because we're both just guessing on what kind of access shield generators need

If someone has explosives on their corpse when they are cremated, make the crematorium explode.

kayozz wrote: ↑Sat Aug 05, 2023 5:50 pm If someone has explosives on their corpse when they are cremated, make the crematorium explode.

this is a really good idea

Itseasytosee2me wrote: ↑Sat Aug 05, 2023 7:49 pm

kayozz wrote: ↑Sat Aug 05, 2023 5:50 pm If someone has explosives on their corpse when they are cremated, make the crematorium explode.

this is a really good idea

Thankyou. I got cremated earlier as a clown, and I was hoping it would at least trigger my slippy grenade. But it sadly didn't. Sad Honk.

please stop changing subjective clothes/hair designs without giving the option of keeping the original version. Shoulder Length hairstyle looks like complete shit now I'm mad I have to redesign all my characters with the hairstyle because of it. Give us Shoulder Length 2 with original design please.

emagging a photocopier should let you photocopy id cards and make copies of them without access

It has come to my attention that despite the game having the italian chef stereotype for years and years, the game doesn't have gabagool. The game needs gabagool.

Garbage Plates. They're a staple food near me, and one hell of a hangover meal. Potato wedges/fries, mac salad, onion, burger or hotdog, beans, and meat sauce (probably just a chili and gravy in game context). Could probably provide a buff to regal rats, if they can get their grubby paws on one. I'm debating adding a bounty for this item, if I could get a part of my local culture in the game I'd be happy as shit.
Alfredo pasta - could be bechamel sauce, cheese, grilled chicken (or fried, fuck it), garlic and herbs.
Buffalo Wings - fried chicken, hot sauce.
Crab bake - Whole crab, red bay seasoning, lemon juice, fries. Like they do in Baltimore.

blackdav123 wrote: ↑Tue Jul 04, 2023 3:37 pm you should be able to examine a door or other ID required object and see what access it requires because I've had numerous instances of having to run back to the HoP because we're both just guessing on what kind of access shield generators need

I'd love something similar for suit slots. I had no idea I could put the export scanner in the cargo suit slot for over a year until I was bored and was doing the point-and-click adventure thing where you try everything on the slot to see what works. I know armored vests can fit laser guns and life jackets can fit oxy tanks on them.

Let mimes and clowns insert Fake Mustaches into the filters of their masks. It's the naturally continuation of #78776, could use the muffling of #78567, and is Very Funny
Also allows for clowns to steal the mime beret and wear both for Maximum Europe without having to give up the clown mask.

Restore the agent ID to its former glory, is there any real reason that a limited in supply traitor item shouldn't be able to have all access?

Make lowpop traitors non-progtots.

new wizard spell that makes you a cowboy

-magic cowboy boots and hat plus sheriff outfit
-an immortal pony to ride and a spell to resummon it to your location
-a wand of bullets (a magic revolver that auto reloads over time but deals way less damage)
-a lasso spell (reskinned meat hook)

It'd be nice if subverted borgs had an easily located button to state fake default 3 laws, since manually copy and pasting them is obvious you're not stating normally due to the time lag.

Have the ectoscopic sniffer ping robotics/science's PDAs when it's blapped so they can be bothered even out of the lab.

make an emote similar to the slap where you poke someones eyes

Give all borg modules a crowbar.

tile doors for multi z stations. just a normal door or hatch you can walk on and open. trapdoors exist but all they do is vanish and reappear. think of a blast door for the floor