Lavaland roles and their rules.

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Lavaland roles and their rules.

Post by Reece » #191936

Gonna be upfront, still salty as all hell.

Besides ashwalkers being antags do the other lavaland roles have the same 'do anything' tag attached to them? For example can a plant person kill a miner, take his stuff and go looting? Can the beach sleeper guy lure an ash drake onto the station and let it kill everyone?
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Post by onleavedontatme » #191938

Not without good reason no.
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Post by confused rock » #193062

prisoners tho
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Post by Atlanta-Ned » #193069

The unloved rock wrote:prisoners tho
The last prisoner I had an issue with was one of them murdering a chaplain in self-defense. 99% of the time, prisoners are a great mid-round additional security team that rarely cause problems.
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Post by MMMiracles » #193075

Atlanta-Ned wrote:
The unloved rock wrote:prisoners tho
The last prisoner I had an issue with was one of them murdering a chaplain in self-defense. 99% of the time, prisoners are a great mid-round additional security team that rarely cause problems.
Building off this, I don't think I've ever had a bad experience with running into prisoners as a miner. I usually give them directions towards the outpost and toss them a a spare capsule incase of a storm. One time as a storm started while in a capsule, all of them burst through the shelter door looking for protection. Being crammed in a 3x3 place with 4 other prisoners, one of them talking about how they're in for murder while wearing a human-skin suit, two trying to play off as escorting officers wearing the uniforms of the dead security from the shuttle.

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Post by Tornadium » #193103

Atlanta-Ned wrote:
The unloved rock wrote:prisoners tho
The last prisoner I had an issue with was one of them murdering a chaplain in self-defense. 99% of the time, prisoners are a great mid-round additional security team that rarely cause problems.
Two days ago the entirety of sec was murdered by the prisoner squad while they were busy dealing with a cult.
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Post by Zilenan91 » #193104

Things happen and they need to git gud
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Post by Tornadium » #193107

Zilenan91 wrote:Things happen and they need to git gud
It's extremely hard to react in a situation where they look like security and have access. Especially when you're already trying to deal with other shit and don't have 0.5 ping retard.

Git Gud isn't the answer to shitty game concepts faggot.
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Post by Anonmare » #193125

One time as a Prisoner I made it onboard the station disguised as a security officer during a cult round. I found an unconcious HoP, swiped his ID and forged myself a station ID with all-access.

The cult was pretty damn big so I decided to ingratiate myself by offering someone I was pretty sure was a Cultist that I'd get rid of sec's loyalty implants, keep the shuttle recalled and give them my gun if they promised their sekret klub wouldn't kill me.
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Post by DemonFiren » #193167

Tornadium wrote:
Zilenan91 wrote:Things happen and they need to git gud
It's extremely hard to react in a situation where they look like security and have access. Especially when you're already trying to deal with other shit and don't have 0.5 ping retard.

Git Gud isn't the answer to shitty game concepts faggot.
>0.5 ping

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Post by Reece » #193311

When can we give hats to the janitor lizard. Or a lead, little bastard always escapes.
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Post by DemonFiren » #193320

Wags is the pet the station deserves.
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Post by Reece » #193324

DemonFiren wrote:Wags is the pet the station deserves.
He always gets free and I can never get him home again.
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Post by Not-Dorsidarf » #193921

I admit I steal him every round I'm the HoP or Captain and hide him in a locker to see if the janitor notices
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Post by Reece » #193994

You're amonster.
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Post by yackemflam » #194328

I was spaced by a prisoner 4noraisen.

I've been killed by a lot of lavaland roles BECAUSE they are allowed to do whatever.
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Post by Takeguru » #195005

I got salty as fuck when the prisoner shuttle was right next to the outpost and some cuck just burned through all the sleepers to kill the miners

He got me when I went in to gibtonite the fucking place after he did it a third time
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Post by Oldman Robustin » #196947

Personally I hold prisoners to the ash walker standard.

They're escaped convicts that were being held by the same company that all the crew are employed by. I get a lot more rustled when I see a prisoner show up wearing guard gear ripped off a corpse and security's just like "welcome aboard!".
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Post by Jazaen » #196963

Fun fact, for a long time prisoners and their guards were always male, but using envy's knife on one of the dead guards turned a prisoner into a female (with name, hair etc. of a dead guard).
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Post by TheNightingale » #197071

Oldman Robustin wrote:Personally I hold prisoners to the ash walker standard.

They're escaped convicts that were being held by the same company that all the crew are employed by. I get a lot more rustled when I see a prisoner show up wearing guard gear ripped off a corpse and security's just like "welcome aboard!".
IC, there's no reason to believe the person saying they're a guard from the prison shuttle isn't actually a guard from the prison shuttle. If you haven't met someone before, how are you going to know their real name is "NT #001234" outside of meta?
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Post by DemonFiren » #197072

Same reason you know two assistants with the same uncommon or meme last name are almost certainly ops.
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Post by Oldman Robustin » #197078

Because the last person I'd ever trust is a prison guard that is the sole survivor of an accident.
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Post by DemonFiren » #197109

What if four of 'em show up?
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Post by onleavedontatme » #197130

I disabled the prisoner crash anyway.
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Post by D&B » #204124

Lesser ash drakes should be sovereign citizens.
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