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Kinda strange that the Player's club has no activity when it can't talk about people who aren't playing anymore because they're banned...
Fucked up, isn't it? How about you talk about PLAYING the game instead huh?
Do anything fun or interesting in SS13 recently? (Doesn't have to even be on tg if youre bored ig)

i made an AR application in Unity using a tutorial recently

Since I've been on Manuel lately, I've been taking advantage of the higher pop and RP to be a Lawyer. I've had a couple of trials mostly thanks to Logan Lazuli humoring me as Captain, and it's been a lot of fun. The last one was a fun civil trial where the QM was being sued for 7000cr over stealing a bunch of plasma from an Assistant. I gave it my all but the jury sided with the QM, although they made it very obvious that they were memeing and showing favoritism, not deciding on the merits. Still, it was fun, I'll keep trying to get more trials in.

A few secoffs and HoSes have complimented my lawyering, so it makes me really happy.

last saturday i got to the main menu but then i realized that i didn't feel like playing

scamoppi wrote: ↑Wed Apr 10, 2024 6:38 pm last saturday i got to the main menu but then i realized that i didn't feel like playing

fucked up. gonna get yourself kicked out of the club talking like that

Had a very fun heretic round where my voiceless dead didn't animate with dchat ghosts, and i got immediatelly caught after. SO i went off to kill god

I also failed at that, but instead i kept doing low-threat terror amongst the crew, involving turning a plasmamen into a "bear" and helping a library kingdom rile against sec

i just had a dream where i thought an asteroid would crash into the earth in 10 minutes but they were also defusing a bomb in the basement the meteor shower was visible to the naked eye with huge ass meteors flying past, one even blocking out sunlight for a second
plot twist we were not at risk of world ending by meteor but the real world ender was the bomb in my basement (it got defused luckily) and everyone but me knew that the real threat was the bomb and not a meteor and i felt like a moron

I've been practicing drawing again. I still absolutely suck at it.

Also, if I want to talk about SS13 on TG, then the official discord and the Manuel discord have more people.

RedBaronFlyer wrote: ↑Wed Apr 10, 2024 8:55 pm Also, if I want to talk about SS13 on TG, then the official discord and the Manuel discord have more people.

This.
I go to the forums to talk about bans and policy issues in the policy threads!

Anything else like figuring out new horrible chef gimmicks I talk on the discord!

Did you know you can de-hunger a person by putting pure fat on a rag and smothering them with it?

instead of fixing the main engine i have recently just begun building a new engine before the main one delaminates

usually i finish it with 1-2 minutes to spare

this forum is about a video game?

While adminning and waiting around for tickets. I usually drop myself in gulag to mine and test point value and importantly just clicking away on stuff. It relaxes me quite a bit. Also napped a good picture of a roach person striders13


not as an admin, been mining alot and developing a strategy for myself with alot of the new updates. I am finally back to the point where proto-axe clears small vents with no damage taken, medium vents with maybe a pen and large vents with two pens if there is watchers. Also developing more grief and neat interactions with resin foam. (resin foam is a shitter version of an atmos fan.)

I learned recently you can right click your holofan projector to make your holofans go more translucent and make it impossible for you to click on it.

I didn't know about this with my ABSURD amount of hours until TWO DAYS AGO.

ITS SO GODDAMN USEFUL.
RIGHT CLICK YOUR ENGI TOOLS PEOPLESSSS

I got nuke op leader twice in a row and we exploded the station in under 20 both times.

I've been having lots of fun playing on sybil with actual population and people. I don't know how I feel about the new right click to see items on the floor menu.

riggle i'm going to make a joke about how its better to talk about tg in discord i cant fucking help it Riggle omega is setting me the fuck up HELP ME RIGGLE IM GOING TO MAKE THE JOKE

HULK

SOMEONE HELKPO ME

Nabski wrote: ↑Fri Apr 12, 2024 1:21 am I got nuke op leader twice in a row and we exploded the station in under 20 both times.

I've been having lots of fun playing on sybil with actual population and people. I don't know how I feel about the new right click to see items on the floor menu.

its a pleasure to have you

when you are moving

Kendrickorium wrote: ↑Fri Apr 12, 2024 3:23 am riggle i'm going to make a joke about how its better to talk about tg in discord i cant fucking help it Riggle omega is setting me the fuck up HELP ME RIGGLE IM GOING TO MAKE THE JOKE

Stay strong, I believe in you!

Had a round the other day where I was really snotty to a sec officer who was being an asshole fnr and calling the borgs rogue, malf accusing, etc at roundstart.

Like 5 minutes of arguing on comms with him later I go "why *is* he so mad at you anyway" on .b and borg was like "oh he ordered me to do stuff but i didnt want to so I told him to get bent and left". seccie was justified the whole time.

Very funny. Gave borg a telling off and a reminder that you have to follow annoying orders too, captain checked my laws, and all was well except the assistant who got sentenced to death for disobeying the captains orders to stop calling me malf.

this is your daily reminder that you dont have to follow stupid and annoying orders

Timonk wrote: ↑Fri Apr 12, 2024 11:02 am this is your daily reminder that you dont have to follow stupid and annoying orders

Yes you do, you just don't have to follow obnoxiously unreasonable ones.

The order in question was more like "Come with me I need you" and the borg just didnt want to because they were busy doing something of their own accord.

Yo what the fuck is the new engineering in birdboat. Why did they fuck up the filters again. Why is it neat and clean unlike the rest of the station. Why isn't it surrounded by asteroids anymore.

I don't like it, it feels out of place and more like it should be on delta station.

sorry i started playing minecraft again

that seems like good feedback that you'd probably be better off posting here ( viewtopic.php?f=11&t=33159 ) or on the PR ( https://github.com/tgstation/tgstation/pull/81840 )
purely because Zytolg is very unlikely to see it in this thread

The peanut drought is over the players club is so back

Nono i SWEAR i still play the game, just the other day i had a round in which i walked out of the cloner and went straight to the nanites lab while shovestunning people on the way!! see??

im an observer main but i do occasionally like to play as a floorbot and wander around saying "floor" to people

I touched a single shocked door and went directly into crit the other day. It was a total living time of like, 30 seconds on the station.

Nabski wrote: ↑Fri Apr 12, 2024 11:11 pm I touched a single shocked door and went directly into crit the other day. It was a total living time of like, 30 seconds on the station.

That's why I don't like to join shifts past the 20-ish minute mark and will flat out refuse to join past the 30-40 minute mark. Most of the time you are either playing catchup for the rest of the shift or you walk in and get insta-killed by malf AI, xenos, spiders, nukies, etc.

I try to do roundstart or nothing. If I'm late joining it's fun to do either janitor or mime to just be a pain in the ass in the hallways or try to clean up the massive mess that I'm expecting to see.

A very funny recent death as well as a few people showing up and dying 30 seconds in was some mob roaches spawning in the first security checkpoint. If you walked by it was just like 8 mobs with tommy guns going GAT GAT GAT.

MrStonedOne wrote: ↑Wed Apr 10, 2024 7:18 pm

scamoppi wrote: ↑Wed Apr 10, 2024 6:38 pm last saturday i got to the main menu but then i realized that i didn't feel like playing

fucked up. gonna get yourself kicked out of the club talking like that

im a professional burglar, they can't keep me out

scamoppi wrote: ↑Sun Apr 14, 2024 12:40 am

MrStonedOne wrote: ↑Wed Apr 10, 2024 7:18 pm

scamoppi wrote: ↑Wed Apr 10, 2024 6:38 pm last saturday i got to the main menu but then i realized that i didn't feel like playing

fucked up. gonna get yourself kicked out of the club talking like that

im a professional burglar, they can't keep me out

I thought you were a pirate

Timonk wrote: ↑Sun Apr 14, 2024 6:47 am

scamoppi wrote: ↑Sun Apr 14, 2024 12:40 am

MrStonedOne wrote: ↑Wed Apr 10, 2024 7:18 pm

scamoppi wrote: ↑Wed Apr 10, 2024 6:38 pm last saturday i got to the main menu but then i realized that i didn't feel like playing

fucked up. gonna get yourself kicked out of the club talking like that

im a professional burglar, they can't keep me out

I thought you were a pirate

i was a pirate
my new gimmick is being a very trustworthy individual (click this phishing link)
at least until i get bored and think of a new bit
i have to update my saved login everytime i do this

I fell below the required playtime to post here this week. Then I played a round and 60% of the station was traitors as is the norm. Now I can post here again.

Right there was also the lesbian mech birdshot round that was fun, we accidentally shot the QM and got in trouble with sec for that