Being Unrobust: Or how I learned to stop worrying and love the cataplexy

[DukePending]

Bottom post of the previous page:

Welcome. Feel free to admit here that you are not robust and have all the robust players make fun of you.

I'll start. Hi, I'm Duke Pending, and I am not robust.

[Donglesplonge]

after playing Uno online in a way that used the points i actually kind of like playing for points
their ripoff uno is fucked up though, there are "swap hands" cards and if you have the exact same card as someone just played you can just play it if you are fast enough and skip the turns of everyone between you and that player (best most evil rule)

discords dumbass uno knockoff in the activities tab has a swap hands card but it doesn't require a color match or anything, its colorless, so my favorite trick is to get a reverse order card and wait for either of the people to the left or right of my slot to get really low while i'm collecting 40 cards and hand swap them, wherein i go about collecting the second hand swap card in the deck to do it all over again.

i've had a match go for 30 minutes because of it and it was just one game.

[Constellado]

You know what the most robust thing one can do is?

Making a SUCCESSFUL trap or device that shoots somebody.

Having a disposals cannon work and actually hit whatever person is breaking into engi is THE way to go.

[DukePending]

You know what the most robust thing one can do is?

Making a SUCCESSFUL trap or device that shoots somebody.

Having a disposals cannon work and actually hit whatever person is breaking into engi is THE way to go.

That evokes old memories...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ip7QZPw04Ks