Hide your kids and your wife, Sex offender on parole
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Hide your kids and your wife, Sex offender on parole
Jonathan Gupta wrote: ↑Sat Jan 22, 2022 6:32 pm all you godamn do is whine and complain come up with ideas, stop bitching for christs sake.
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Re: Hide your kids and your wife, Sex offender on parole
i mean your brain can change a lot between the ages of 15 and 20
but also that's really fucked up
but also that's really fucked up
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Re: Hide your kids and your wife, Sex offender on parole
one of my first experiencies in this game was joining the Charlie station ghost role just to end up being handcuffed to a chair while some other dude roleplayed burning me with candles or a lighter or I have no idea what anymore, it was surely more common in 2016/2017. as long as they have learned
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Re: Hide your kids and your wife, Sex offender on parole
Your side of the story: As CMO got attacked by an engineer in maint( I thought he was a traitor but he turned out to be a gangster later) , got stunned and dragged into dorms, got released and converted by some other gangsters, took the engineer to dorms and started choking him while writing lewd emotes.
WARNING, Prolonged exposure to my opinions can be mentally scarring or in some cases, FATAL
Stamper of papers, pusher of crates, and the cleaner of floors.
I'm Eugine Adrian Hynes on Manuel, I'm very uncool.
Stamper of papers, pusher of crates, and the cleaner of floors.
I'm Eugine Adrian Hynes on Manuel, I'm very uncool.
Super Aggro Crag wrote: ↑Fri Mar 03, 2023 5:11 pm I assume he did it elsewhere because it's fucking goofball and he never half-asses his shitty ideas, he full asses them so both cheeks are absolutely slathered in shit
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Re: Hide your kids and your wife, Sex offender on parole
You know, I always forget that Thunder has been adminning since 2014 and nobody ever gives credit
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Truly the silent workhorse of /tg/station
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<KorMobile> you're a hero
[21:20:53] <%oranges> Baw "has cute legs" hoppen
DEAD: ADMIN(Owegno) says, "Nothing lewd happens in adminbus sadly."
[07:13:57] <Rockdtben> Keep in mind that I'm an extremely successful and wealthy male in his late twenties.
(F) DEAD: Professor DonkPocket says, "Admins preventchaos with good messages"
OOC: Pogoman122: Fun fact if someone trespasses on your kitchen just turn them into a nugget
<+KorPhaeron> russians have no souls so magic enrages them
<+KorPhaeron> people who don't like rng are not from /tg/ and are likely redditors
<KorMobile> you're a hero
[21:20:53] <%oranges> Baw "has cute legs" hoppen
DEAD: ADMIN(Owegno) says, "Nothing lewd happens in adminbus sadly."
[07:13:57] <Rockdtben> Keep in mind that I'm an extremely successful and wealthy male in his late twenties.
(F) DEAD: Professor DonkPocket says, "Admins preventchaos with good messages"
OOC: Pogoman122: Fun fact if someone trespasses on your kitchen just turn them into a nugget
<+KorPhaeron> russians have no souls so magic enrages them
<+KorPhaeron> people who don't like rng are not from /tg/ and are likely redditors
ausops wrote:apart from this there is literally nothing more to say other than that this is the first thread in five years to have achieved something.
- Misdoubtful
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Re: Hide your kids and your wife, Sex offender on parole
I hadn't even touched TG yet I was busy on other servers. Another time, another world.
Hugs
- Super Aggro Crag
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Re: Hide your kids and your wife, Sex offender on parole
i got permabanned for farting on a dude bare assed but it got overturned cuz i proved he provided consent cuz i said "im gonna fart on you bare assed" and he said "BRING IT ON"
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Re: Hide your kids and your wife, Sex offender on parole
I cant tell if this is healthier or more degenerate than how most indifferences play out.Super Aggro Crag wrote: ↑Wed Jun 07, 2023 8:13 pm i got permabanned for farting on a dude bare assed but it got overturned cuz i proved he provided consent cuz i said "im gonna fart on you bare assed" and he said "BRING IT ON"
List of my favorite TG Staff.
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Re: Hide your kids and your wife, Sex offender on parole
6 years is a really long time. obviously they were gonna be unbanned
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Re: Hide your kids and your wife, Sex offender on parole
2beard has been banned for 6 years but TYRANT headmins REFUSE to unban himWineAllWine wrote: ↑Thu Jun 08, 2023 1:33 am 6 years is a really long time. obviously they were gonna be unbanned
I consider myself a /tg/station historian. If you're interested in the server history at all, feel free to ask me and I'll try and get you an answer! #ConcurForever
<KorMobile> you're a hero
[21:20:53] <%oranges> Baw "has cute legs" hoppen
DEAD: ADMIN(Owegno) says, "Nothing lewd happens in adminbus sadly."
[07:13:57] <Rockdtben> Keep in mind that I'm an extremely successful and wealthy male in his late twenties.
(F) DEAD: Professor DonkPocket says, "Admins preventchaos with good messages"
OOC: Pogoman122: Fun fact if someone trespasses on your kitchen just turn them into a nugget
<+KorPhaeron> russians have no souls so magic enrages them
<+KorPhaeron> people who don't like rng are not from /tg/ and are likely redditors
<KorMobile> you're a hero
[21:20:53] <%oranges> Baw "has cute legs" hoppen
DEAD: ADMIN(Owegno) says, "Nothing lewd happens in adminbus sadly."
[07:13:57] <Rockdtben> Keep in mind that I'm an extremely successful and wealthy male in his late twenties.
(F) DEAD: Professor DonkPocket says, "Admins preventchaos with good messages"
OOC: Pogoman122: Fun fact if someone trespasses on your kitchen just turn them into a nugget
<+KorPhaeron> russians have no souls so magic enrages them
<+KorPhaeron> people who don't like rng are not from /tg/ and are likely redditors
ausops wrote:apart from this there is literally nothing more to say other than that this is the first thread in five years to have achieved something.
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Re: Hide your kids and your wife, Sex offender on parole
that is because every time he is unbanned he immediately does something to get rebannedBawhoppennn wrote: ↑Thu Jun 08, 2023 2:09 am2beard has been banned for 6 years but TYRANT headmins REFUSE to unban himWineAllWine wrote: ↑Thu Jun 08, 2023 1:33 am 6 years is a really long time. obviously they were gonna be unbanned
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Re: Hide your kids and your wife, Sex offender on parole
oranges is correct in this instance, beardbeard is an example of the much-maligned "bad faith appealer."oranges wrote: ↑Thu Jun 08, 2023 2:11 amthat is because every time he is unbanned he immediately does something to get rebannedBawhoppennn wrote: ↑Thu Jun 08, 2023 2:09 am2beard has been banned for 6 years but TYRANT headmins REFUSE to unban himWineAllWine wrote: ↑Thu Jun 08, 2023 1:33 am 6 years is a really long time. obviously they were gonna be unbanned
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Re: Hide your kids and your wife, Sex offender on parole
Yeah but it's funnyoranges wrote: ↑Thu Jun 08, 2023 2:11 amthat is because every time he is unbanned he immediately does something to get rebannedBawhoppennn wrote: ↑Thu Jun 08, 2023 2:09 am2beard has been banned for 6 years but TYRANT headmins REFUSE to unban himWineAllWine wrote: ↑Thu Jun 08, 2023 1:33 am 6 years is a really long time. obviously they were gonna be unbanned
I consider myself a /tg/station historian. If you're interested in the server history at all, feel free to ask me and I'll try and get you an answer! #ConcurForever
<KorMobile> you're a hero
[21:20:53] <%oranges> Baw "has cute legs" hoppen
DEAD: ADMIN(Owegno) says, "Nothing lewd happens in adminbus sadly."
[07:13:57] <Rockdtben> Keep in mind that I'm an extremely successful and wealthy male in his late twenties.
(F) DEAD: Professor DonkPocket says, "Admins preventchaos with good messages"
OOC: Pogoman122: Fun fact if someone trespasses on your kitchen just turn them into a nugget
<+KorPhaeron> russians have no souls so magic enrages them
<+KorPhaeron> people who don't like rng are not from /tg/ and are likely redditors
<KorMobile> you're a hero
[21:20:53] <%oranges> Baw "has cute legs" hoppen
DEAD: ADMIN(Owegno) says, "Nothing lewd happens in adminbus sadly."
[07:13:57] <Rockdtben> Keep in mind that I'm an extremely successful and wealthy male in his late twenties.
(F) DEAD: Professor DonkPocket says, "Admins preventchaos with good messages"
OOC: Pogoman122: Fun fact if someone trespasses on your kitchen just turn them into a nugget
<+KorPhaeron> russians have no souls so magic enrages them
<+KorPhaeron> people who don't like rng are not from /tg/ and are likely redditors
ausops wrote:apart from this there is literally nothing more to say other than that this is the first thread in five years to have achieved something.
- Super Aggro Crag
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Re: Hide your kids and your wife, Sex offender on parole
yes but there is a vast gulf of difference between "griefing someone in game, making an impassioned, 6 paragraph plea for leniency 3 years later, and then immediately griefing someone in a different manner and saying "i didnt even do this last time" and "breaking ERP rules via nonconsensual stuff, making a plea, and then breaking ERP rules via nonconsensual stuff." This guy only has one shot but beardbeard gets more cuz its funny instead of weirdBawhoppennn wrote: ↑Thu Jun 08, 2023 2:45 amYeah but it's funnyoranges wrote: ↑Thu Jun 08, 2023 2:11 amthat is because every time he is unbanned he immediately does something to get rebannedBawhoppennn wrote: ↑Thu Jun 08, 2023 2:09 am2beard has been banned for 6 years but TYRANT headmins REFUSE to unban himWineAllWine wrote: ↑Thu Jun 08, 2023 1:33 am 6 years is a really long time. obviously they were gonna be unbanned
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Re: Hide your kids and your wife, Sex offender on parole
Unbanning 2beard is griefing the server and should be a bannable offense.Bawhoppennn wrote: ↑Thu Jun 08, 2023 2:45 amYeah but it's funnyoranges wrote: ↑Thu Jun 08, 2023 2:11 amthat is because every time he is unbanned he immediately does something to get rebannedBawhoppennn wrote: ↑Thu Jun 08, 2023 2:09 am2beard has been banned for 6 years but TYRANT headmins REFUSE to unban himWineAllWine wrote: ↑Thu Jun 08, 2023 1:33 am 6 years is a really long time. obviously they were gonna be unbanned
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Re: Hide your kids and your wife, Sex offender on parole
Super Aggro Crag wrote: ↑Thu Jun 08, 2023 2:49 amyes but there is a vast gulf of difference between "griefing someone in game, making an impassioned, 6 paragraph plea for leniency 3 years later, and then immediately griefing someone in a different manner and saying "i didnt even do this last time" and "breaking ERP rules via nonconsensual stuff, making a plea, and then breaking ERP rules via nonconsensual stuff." This guy only has one shot but beardbeard gets more cuz its funny instead of weirdBawhoppennn wrote: ↑Thu Jun 08, 2023 2:45 amYeah but it's funnyoranges wrote: ↑Thu Jun 08, 2023 2:11 amthat is because every time he is unbanned he immediately does something to get rebannedBawhoppennn wrote: ↑Thu Jun 08, 2023 2:09 am2beard has been banned for 6 years but TYRANT headmins REFUSE to unban himWineAllWine wrote: ↑Thu Jun 08, 2023 1:33 am 6 years is a really long time. obviously they were gonna be unbanned
What crag said. Be reasonable.
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Re: Hide your kids and your wife, Sex offender on parole
When did 2beard do ERP, I just thought he griefed the server
I consider myself a /tg/station historian. If you're interested in the server history at all, feel free to ask me and I'll try and get you an answer! #ConcurForever
<KorMobile> you're a hero
[21:20:53] <%oranges> Baw "has cute legs" hoppen
DEAD: ADMIN(Owegno) says, "Nothing lewd happens in adminbus sadly."
[07:13:57] <Rockdtben> Keep in mind that I'm an extremely successful and wealthy male in his late twenties.
(F) DEAD: Professor DonkPocket says, "Admins preventchaos with good messages"
OOC: Pogoman122: Fun fact if someone trespasses on your kitchen just turn them into a nugget
<+KorPhaeron> russians have no souls so magic enrages them
<+KorPhaeron> people who don't like rng are not from /tg/ and are likely redditors
<KorMobile> you're a hero
[21:20:53] <%oranges> Baw "has cute legs" hoppen
DEAD: ADMIN(Owegno) says, "Nothing lewd happens in adminbus sadly."
[07:13:57] <Rockdtben> Keep in mind that I'm an extremely successful and wealthy male in his late twenties.
(F) DEAD: Professor DonkPocket says, "Admins preventchaos with good messages"
OOC: Pogoman122: Fun fact if someone trespasses on your kitchen just turn them into a nugget
<+KorPhaeron> russians have no souls so magic enrages them
<+KorPhaeron> people who don't like rng are not from /tg/ and are likely redditors
ausops wrote:apart from this there is literally nothing more to say other than that this is the first thread in five years to have achieved something.
- Super Aggro Crag
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Re: Hide your kids and your wife, Sex offender on parole
he didnt im explaining to the viewers at home who might be confused why beardbeard has been permabanned like seven times and admins are emphatic about not repeating it and why this guy waited 6 years to appeal and got it. this guy only has one shot to fuck up and catch a blacklist, he didn't do a funny jonk like "spend his 2 years permabanned concocting a way to absolutely destroy a round by dicking off using tgstation code on a private server to perfect a clusterfuck"Bawhoppennn wrote: ↑Thu Jun 08, 2023 3:01 am When did 2beard do ERP, I just thought he griefed the server
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Re: Hide your kids and your wife, Sex offender on parole
2beard griefing 1 single round every few years is funny, lighten up people
I consider myself a /tg/station historian. If you're interested in the server history at all, feel free to ask me and I'll try and get you an answer! #ConcurForever
<KorMobile> you're a hero
[21:20:53] <%oranges> Baw "has cute legs" hoppen
DEAD: ADMIN(Owegno) says, "Nothing lewd happens in adminbus sadly."
[07:13:57] <Rockdtben> Keep in mind that I'm an extremely successful and wealthy male in his late twenties.
(F) DEAD: Professor DonkPocket says, "Admins preventchaos with good messages"
OOC: Pogoman122: Fun fact if someone trespasses on your kitchen just turn them into a nugget
<+KorPhaeron> russians have no souls so magic enrages them
<+KorPhaeron> people who don't like rng are not from /tg/ and are likely redditors
<KorMobile> you're a hero
[21:20:53] <%oranges> Baw "has cute legs" hoppen
DEAD: ADMIN(Owegno) says, "Nothing lewd happens in adminbus sadly."
[07:13:57] <Rockdtben> Keep in mind that I'm an extremely successful and wealthy male in his late twenties.
(F) DEAD: Professor DonkPocket says, "Admins preventchaos with good messages"
OOC: Pogoman122: Fun fact if someone trespasses on your kitchen just turn them into a nugget
<+KorPhaeron> russians have no souls so magic enrages them
<+KorPhaeron> people who don't like rng are not from /tg/ and are likely redditors
ausops wrote:apart from this there is literally nothing more to say other than that this is the first thread in five years to have achieved something.
- Super Aggro Crag
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Re: Hide your kids and your wife, Sex offender on parole
Yes but when's the last time he appealedBawhoppennn wrote: ↑Thu Jun 08, 2023 3:28 am 2beard griefing 1 single round every few years is funny, lighten up people
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Re: Hide your kids and your wife, Sex offender on parole
Too long ago sadly
I consider myself a /tg/station historian. If you're interested in the server history at all, feel free to ask me and I'll try and get you an answer! #ConcurForever
<KorMobile> you're a hero
[21:20:53] <%oranges> Baw "has cute legs" hoppen
DEAD: ADMIN(Owegno) says, "Nothing lewd happens in adminbus sadly."
[07:13:57] <Rockdtben> Keep in mind that I'm an extremely successful and wealthy male in his late twenties.
(F) DEAD: Professor DonkPocket says, "Admins preventchaos with good messages"
OOC: Pogoman122: Fun fact if someone trespasses on your kitchen just turn them into a nugget
<+KorPhaeron> russians have no souls so magic enrages them
<+KorPhaeron> people who don't like rng are not from /tg/ and are likely redditors
<KorMobile> you're a hero
[21:20:53] <%oranges> Baw "has cute legs" hoppen
DEAD: ADMIN(Owegno) says, "Nothing lewd happens in adminbus sadly."
[07:13:57] <Rockdtben> Keep in mind that I'm an extremely successful and wealthy male in his late twenties.
(F) DEAD: Professor DonkPocket says, "Admins preventchaos with good messages"
OOC: Pogoman122: Fun fact if someone trespasses on your kitchen just turn them into a nugget
<+KorPhaeron> russians have no souls so magic enrages them
<+KorPhaeron> people who don't like rng are not from /tg/ and are likely redditors
ausops wrote:apart from this there is literally nothing more to say other than that this is the first thread in five years to have achieved something.
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Re: Hide your kids and your wife, Sex offender on parole
It should be a rite of passage for headmin Teams. Unban 2beard every 6 months.BeeSting12 wrote: ↑Thu Jun 08, 2023 2:50 amUnbanning 2beard is griefing the server and should be a bannable offense.Bawhoppennn wrote: ↑Thu Jun 08, 2023 2:45 amYeah but it's funnyoranges wrote: ↑Thu Jun 08, 2023 2:11 amthat is because every time he is unbanned he immediately does something to get rebannedBawhoppennn wrote: ↑Thu Jun 08, 2023 2:09 am2beard has been banned for 6 years but TYRANT headmins REFUSE to unban himWineAllWine wrote: ↑Thu Jun 08, 2023 1:33 am 6 years is a really long time. obviously they were gonna be unbanned
joooks wrote:Quoting a legend, at least im not a faggot lolNaloac wrote:
In short, this appeal is denied. Suck my nuts retard.
See you in 12 months unless you blacklist me for this
Timberpoes wrote: ↑ I'm going to admin timonk [...]. Fuck it, he's also now my second host vote if goof rejects.
pikeyeskey13 wrote: ↑ ok don't forget to shove it up your ass lmao oops u can delete this one I just wanted to make sure it went through
Agux909 wrote:Woah bravo there sir, post of the month you saved the thread. I feel overwhelmed by the echo of unlimited wisdom and usefulness sprouting from you post. Every Manuel player now feels embarrased to exist because of your much NEEDED wise words, you sure teached'em all, you genius, IQ lord.Timonk wrote:This is why we make fun of Manuel
The hut has perished at my hands.
The pink arrow is always right.
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Re: Hide your kids and your wife, Sex offender on parole
Can someone give me the rundown on 2beard?
I want his ban appeal links.
I want his ban appeal links.
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Re: Hide your kids and your wife, Sex offender on parole
Is this dude really permabanned for unwrenching a pipe?
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Re: Hide your kids and your wife, Sex offender on parole
capn_monkeypaw wrote: ↑Thu Jun 25, 2020 7:27 pm 2014-06-02
[hornygranny] Beardbeard Permaban | Posting as Beardbeard - Denied
2015-08-28
[Tsaricide] Beardbeard - I have a dream | Posting as Beardbeard - Denied
2016-01-15
[hornygranny] Beardbeard - new year new me | Posting as Beardbeard - Denied
2017-06-29
Beardbeard - Make /tg/station great again | Posting as Beardbeard - Denied
2018-01-18
[jordie0608] Beardbeard - Blacklist Appeal | Posting as Sideburns - Denied
2018-06-09
[jordie0608] Beardbeard - Blacklist Appeal | Posting as Sideburns - Successful
2018-07-04
24 hour server ban applied by togopal2018-07-04Code: Select all
Rule 1 ban - As a silicon with custom laws (https://i.imgur.com/PkxIfoB.png), killed a HoS for "not typing proper english". Custom laws do not allow you to kill without reason. Adminhelp log https://i.imgur.com/ogckiR5.png
[togopal] sideburns - patriotism gone too far | Posting as Sideburns - Denied
2018-07-09
Permanent server ban applied by lazengann2019-06-01Code: Select all
On round ID 90715, set the SM up to delaminate and then disconnected. It was extended. Please explain on forums.
Ban evades on the event hall during database downtime
"I was playing on the event hall yesterday while the ban database was down and I want to continue doing that."
2019-06-02
[Lazengann] Beardbeard - Ban Appeal | Posting as Beardbeard - Denied
2020-06-25
You are here ---> X
joooks wrote:Quoting a legend, at least im not a faggot lolNaloac wrote:
In short, this appeal is denied. Suck my nuts retard.
See you in 12 months unless you blacklist me for this
Timberpoes wrote: ↑ I'm going to admin timonk [...]. Fuck it, he's also now my second host vote if goof rejects.
pikeyeskey13 wrote: ↑ ok don't forget to shove it up your ass lmao oops u can delete this one I just wanted to make sure it went through
Agux909 wrote:Woah bravo there sir, post of the month you saved the thread. I feel overwhelmed by the echo of unlimited wisdom and usefulness sprouting from you post. Every Manuel player now feels embarrased to exist because of your much NEEDED wise words, you sure teached'em all, you genius, IQ lord.Timonk wrote:This is why we make fun of Manuel
The hut has perished at my hands.
The pink arrow is always right.
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Re: Hide your kids and your wife, Sex offender on parole
In the last 10 years he wasn't permabanned for exactly 1 month
joooks wrote:Quoting a legend, at least im not a faggot lolNaloac wrote:
In short, this appeal is denied. Suck my nuts retard.
See you in 12 months unless you blacklist me for this
Timberpoes wrote: ↑ I'm going to admin timonk [...]. Fuck it, he's also now my second host vote if goof rejects.
pikeyeskey13 wrote: ↑ ok don't forget to shove it up your ass lmao oops u can delete this one I just wanted to make sure it went through
Agux909 wrote:Woah bravo there sir, post of the month you saved the thread. I feel overwhelmed by the echo of unlimited wisdom and usefulness sprouting from you post. Every Manuel player now feels embarrased to exist because of your much NEEDED wise words, you sure teached'em all, you genius, IQ lord.Timonk wrote:This is why we make fun of Manuel
The hut has perished at my hands.
The pink arrow is always right.
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Re: Hide your kids and your wife, Sex offender on parole
We put Bill Cosby in real life perma for less time than 2beard. Free my man 2beard.
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Re: Hide your kids and your wife, Sex offender on parole
dirk_mcblade wrote: ↑Thu Jun 08, 2023 7:41 pm We put Bill Cosby in real life perma for less time than 2beard. Free my man 2beard.
https://forum.ss13.co/archive/index.php?thread-5175.html wrote: Let's play a game! It'll be fun.
This is a ~*THOUGHT EXPERIMENT*~. Nothing here should be taken as a threat, offer, or suggestion that any of the acts about to be described will ever happen. Okay? Okay.
Let's say for the sake of this ~intellectual construct~ that we happened to live in the same town and were in the same social circles, but weren't friends - just barely acquainted. Because I'm a suave motherfucker, you invite me back to your place to watch Strange Days on DVD, because that movie is awesome and totally go check it out.
We get to your place, I excuse myself to the bathroom and - vanish. After a while, you check on the bathroom, only to find a perfectly coiled turd delicately balanced on top of the toilet seat, and I've apparently escaped out the window.
Huh. Weird. Things happen, though, and you invite me over again, because seriously that movie is so great.
This time, I head to the kitchen for a snack, and vanish. Investigation reveals that I've sharted in your water pitcher, turning what was once a gallon of crisp, clear Adam's Ale into my own personal chowder. Also escaped out the window again.
Maybe it's just a custom of his people, you think, and invite me over again, because the soundtrack for that film is remarkably great and turned me on to Macedonian folk pop.
I announce that I forgot something in my car, and vanish. You roll your eyes and head outside to survey the damage, only to find that I had apparently pressed my anus to your mail slot (and that I've been a good boy and eating my fiber lately) and pooped a perfect rectangle through it, like the world's foulest Play-Doh Fun Factory.
You sigh and invite me over again, because Strange Days is an excellent piece of speculative fiction and the idea of being able to record and play back experiences is fodder for some really great imagination.
This time I shove past you when you open the door and, in record time, drop a big hairy loaf in your fish tank. You almost puke on the floor while fishing it out because I'd had Mexican the night before, and your prize clownfish is picking the green onion bits out of the mess.
Through gritted teeth, you invite me over AGAIN, because although she's still in a subservient role to the protagonist, and doesn't pass the Bechdel test, the character of Mace is a rare example of a strong black woman in film.
This time I've brought a gift! A box of raisins. Excellent, you say, and shelve it for later, because you're not hungry now, but were going to make oatmeal cookies later, and oatmeal raisin cookies are proof of a kind and loving deity. The DVD player is on the fritz, though, and we wind up watching three hours of Hee Haw reruns. I take my leave, and that's when you discover that the box of raisins is instead filled with tiny blobs of painstakingly-rolled tiny poops. You begin to wonder what happened to me as a child.
It takes you a good half hour of psyching yourself up to pick up the phone and let me know that you got your DVD player fixed, so come on over and we'll enjoy the cinematography of Matthew Leonetti.
This time I've brought a bottle of wine! Let's pretend that I'm getting a little tired of coming up with wacky scenarios and it's piss, alright, it's a wine bottle filled with piss. Maybe it's mine, maybe it isn't, but the piss provenance isn't the issue here, okay? It's just piss. A refreshing change from poo shenanigans, sure, but you're still left with a bottle of Riesling where Riesling is crossed out with a green crayon and PEESLING is written in its place. And the S is backwards, this is for Reasons. I'm a writer!
That's what, six already? Two more? Okay.
You invite me over again, for reasons no sane person could even begin to speculate to, and I announce to you that I have truly changed my ways, and in fact, had hired a cleaning crew to come by earlier while you were at work and scour the place stem to stern. As much as it unnerves you to have had people in your apartment without your knowledge, and as much as it worries you that I was apparently able to let them in somehow, you have to admit that the place has never looked better. We watch the film and agree that it's one of the finest films ever made, and that it's a damnable shame that James Cameron is famous for lesser films like The Terminator series, when this is clearly his masterwork. We bid each other adieu, and you head to bed happy that for once, you got through an evening without any unauthorized exhaust. The next morning comes, and the apartment smells FOUL. It takes you three hours to check the place over, and you finally found that I have laid the king hell of all eggs on the filter for your air conditioner. You stare at it in silent amazement, wondering how I passed that thing and was able to walk afterward. You consider shooting it before tossing it in the dumpster, because you're not used to seeing anything that large that is neither alive nor a stone.
I call you the next morning wanting to know if you'd like to see The Terror Of Tiny-Town, an all-dwarf spaghetti western. This is the point at which you suggest it's not working out.
Okay. NOW FOR THE EXPERIMENT. At which point in the above did your suspension of disbelief falter? If it was anywhere past the first hidden poo, then you are either far more forgiving than is healthy, or you might have some issues with self-esteem. And yet, after repeatedly making a terrible mess of the place and making sure we don't want you around anymore *seven seperate times*, you still expect to be invited over for coffee and discussion of Ralph Fiennes and Vincent D'Onofrio's best film?
respect (let him do his thing)
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Re: Hide your kids and your wife, Sex offender on parole
2beard can't be unbanned because we named multiple ingame items after him being banned and this would break the coding standards
kieth4 wrote: infrequently shitting yourself is fine imo
There is a lot of very bizarre nonsense being talked on this forum. I shall now remain silent and logoff until my points are vindicated.
Player who complainted over being killed for looting cap office wrote: ↑Sun Jul 30, 2023 1:33 am Hey there, I'm Virescent, the super evil person who made the stupid appeal and didn't think it through enough. Just came here to say: screech, retards. Screech and writhe like the worms you are. Your pathetic little cries will keep echoing around for a while before quietting down. There is one great outcome from this: I rised up the blood pressure of some of you shitheads and lowered your lifespan. I'm honestly tempted to do this more often just to see you screech and writhe more, but that wouldn't be cool of me. So come on haters, show me some more of your high blood pressure please.
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Re: Hide your kids and your wife, Sex offender on parole
Bill Cosby raped like half of the USA and he was sentenced to less time than 2beard has served. How is this length of punishment equitable? Plus his next ban will be funny. Just restrict him to the clown job.kinnebian wrote: ↑Thu Jun 08, 2023 7:49 pmdirk_mcblade wrote: ↑Thu Jun 08, 2023 7:41 pm We put Bill Cosby in real life perma for less time than 2beard. Free my man 2beard.https://forum.ss13.co/archive/index.php?thread-5175.html wrote: Let's play a game! It'll be fun.
This is a ~*THOUGHT EXPERIMENT*~. Nothing here should be taken as a threat, offer, or suggestion that any of the acts about to be described will ever happen. Okay? Okay.
Let's say for the sake of this ~intellectual construct~ that we happened to live in the same town and were in the same social circles, but weren't friends - just barely acquainted. Because I'm a suave motherfucker, you invite me back to your place to watch Strange Days on DVD, because that movie is awesome and totally go check it out.
We get to your place, I excuse myself to the bathroom and - vanish. After a while, you check on the bathroom, only to find a perfectly coiled turd delicately balanced on top of the toilet seat, and I've apparently escaped out the window.
Huh. Weird. Things happen, though, and you invite me over again, because seriously that movie is so great.
This time, I head to the kitchen for a snack, and vanish. Investigation reveals that I've sharted in your water pitcher, turning what was once a gallon of crisp, clear Adam's Ale into my own personal chowder. Also escaped out the window again.
Maybe it's just a custom of his people, you think, and invite me over again, because the soundtrack for that film is remarkably great and turned me on to Macedonian folk pop.
I announce that I forgot something in my car, and vanish. You roll your eyes and head outside to survey the damage, only to find that I had apparently pressed my anus to your mail slot (and that I've been a good boy and eating my fiber lately) and pooped a perfect rectangle through it, like the world's foulest Play-Doh Fun Factory.
You sigh and invite me over again, because Strange Days is an excellent piece of speculative fiction and the idea of being able to record and play back experiences is fodder for some really great imagination.
This time I shove past you when you open the door and, in record time, drop a big hairy loaf in your fish tank. You almost puke on the floor while fishing it out because I'd had Mexican the night before, and your prize clownfish is picking the green onion bits out of the mess.
Through gritted teeth, you invite me over AGAIN, because although she's still in a subservient role to the protagonist, and doesn't pass the Bechdel test, the character of Mace is a rare example of a strong black woman in film.
This time I've brought a gift! A box of raisins. Excellent, you say, and shelve it for later, because you're not hungry now, but were going to make oatmeal cookies later, and oatmeal raisin cookies are proof of a kind and loving deity. The DVD player is on the fritz, though, and we wind up watching three hours of Hee Haw reruns. I take my leave, and that's when you discover that the box of raisins is instead filled with tiny blobs of painstakingly-rolled tiny poops. You begin to wonder what happened to me as a child.
It takes you a good half hour of psyching yourself up to pick up the phone and let me know that you got your DVD player fixed, so come on over and we'll enjoy the cinematography of Matthew Leonetti.
This time I've brought a bottle of wine! Let's pretend that I'm getting a little tired of coming up with wacky scenarios and it's piss, alright, it's a wine bottle filled with piss. Maybe it's mine, maybe it isn't, but the piss provenance isn't the issue here, okay? It's just piss. A refreshing change from poo shenanigans, sure, but you're still left with a bottle of Riesling where Riesling is crossed out with a green crayon and PEESLING is written in its place. And the S is backwards, this is for Reasons. I'm a writer!
That's what, six already? Two more? Okay.
You invite me over again, for reasons no sane person could even begin to speculate to, and I announce to you that I have truly changed my ways, and in fact, had hired a cleaning crew to come by earlier while you were at work and scour the place stem to stern. As much as it unnerves you to have had people in your apartment without your knowledge, and as much as it worries you that I was apparently able to let them in somehow, you have to admit that the place has never looked better. We watch the film and agree that it's one of the finest films ever made, and that it's a damnable shame that James Cameron is famous for lesser films like The Terminator series, when this is clearly his masterwork. We bid each other adieu, and you head to bed happy that for once, you got through an evening without any unauthorized exhaust. The next morning comes, and the apartment smells FOUL. It takes you three hours to check the place over, and you finally found that I have laid the king hell of all eggs on the filter for your air conditioner. You stare at it in silent amazement, wondering how I passed that thing and was able to walk afterward. You consider shooting it before tossing it in the dumpster, because you're not used to seeing anything that large that is neither alive nor a stone.
I call you the next morning wanting to know if you'd like to see The Terror Of Tiny-Town, an all-dwarf spaghetti western. This is the point at which you suggest it's not working out.
Okay. NOW FOR THE EXPERIMENT. At which point in the above did your suspension of disbelief falter? If it was anywhere past the first hidden poo, then you are either far more forgiving than is healthy, or you might have some issues with self-esteem. And yet, after repeatedly making a terrible mess of the place and making sure we don't want you around anymore *seven seperate times*, you still expect to be invited over for coffee and discussion of Ralph Fiennes and Vincent D'Onofrio's best film?
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Re: Hide your kids and your wife, Sex offender on parole
We could do it like the Terbs & Tonto alcohol in the bar vendor and just have it say [REDACTED]Not-Dorsidarf wrote: ↑Thu Jun 08, 2023 8:59 pm 2beard can't be unbanned because we named multiple ingame items after him being banned and this would break the coding standards
I consider myself a /tg/station historian. If you're interested in the server history at all, feel free to ask me and I'll try and get you an answer! #ConcurForever
<KorMobile> you're a hero
[21:20:53] <%oranges> Baw "has cute legs" hoppen
DEAD: ADMIN(Owegno) says, "Nothing lewd happens in adminbus sadly."
[07:13:57] <Rockdtben> Keep in mind that I'm an extremely successful and wealthy male in his late twenties.
(F) DEAD: Professor DonkPocket says, "Admins preventchaos with good messages"
OOC: Pogoman122: Fun fact if someone trespasses on your kitchen just turn them into a nugget
<+KorPhaeron> russians have no souls so magic enrages them
<+KorPhaeron> people who don't like rng are not from /tg/ and are likely redditors
<KorMobile> you're a hero
[21:20:53] <%oranges> Baw "has cute legs" hoppen
DEAD: ADMIN(Owegno) says, "Nothing lewd happens in adminbus sadly."
[07:13:57] <Rockdtben> Keep in mind that I'm an extremely successful and wealthy male in his late twenties.
(F) DEAD: Professor DonkPocket says, "Admins preventchaos with good messages"
OOC: Pogoman122: Fun fact if someone trespasses on your kitchen just turn them into a nugget
<+KorPhaeron> russians have no souls so magic enrages them
<+KorPhaeron> people who don't like rng are not from /tg/ and are likely redditors
ausops wrote:apart from this there is literally nothing more to say other than that this is the first thread in five years to have achieved something.
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Re: Hide your kids and your wife, Sex offender on parole
I mean what can you expect from a guy named newjack
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Re: Hide your kids and your wife, Sex offender on parole
2015 actually if my dementia hasn't kicked in yetBawhoppennn wrote: ↑Wed Jun 07, 2023 7:29 pm You know, I always forget that Thunder has been adminning since 2014 and nobody ever gives credit
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Re: Hide your kids and your wife, Sex offender on parole
Ok horse
joooks wrote:Quoting a legend, at least im not a faggot lolNaloac wrote:
In short, this appeal is denied. Suck my nuts retard.
See you in 12 months unless you blacklist me for this
Timberpoes wrote: ↑ I'm going to admin timonk [...]. Fuck it, he's also now my second host vote if goof rejects.
pikeyeskey13 wrote: ↑ ok don't forget to shove it up your ass lmao oops u can delete this one I just wanted to make sure it went through
Agux909 wrote:Woah bravo there sir, post of the month you saved the thread. I feel overwhelmed by the echo of unlimited wisdom and usefulness sprouting from you post. Every Manuel player now feels embarrased to exist because of your much NEEDED wise words, you sure teached'em all, you genius, IQ lord.Timonk wrote:This is why we make fun of Manuel
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