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only post in this thread if you don't like star wars
Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2017 3:22 pm
by Super Aggro Crag
Durrrr space samurai with laser swords durrr durr
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Re: only post in this thread if you don't like star wars
Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2017 3:26 pm
by Anonmare
The Force Awakens The Last Jedi From His Nap
Re: only post in this thread if you don't like star wars
Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2017 3:57 pm
by Screemonster
hey guys I'm gonna mash up the hero's journey monomyth with "that scene from the dambusters, but in space"
I'm gonna have a big plot reveal in one of the episodes then I'm gonna make a bunch of prequels that are just a megaspoiler if anyone watches them in episode order
featuring
this guy straight out of an A. Wyatt Mann cartoon
Re: only post in this thread if you don't like star wars
Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2017 9:59 pm
by Incomptinence
porgs?
pogs should sue
Re: only post in this thread if you don't like star wars
Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2017 10:27 pm
by Super Aggro Crag
Yo what kind of name you want for your villain dude
Uhhhh something that lets people know how shitty he is as a person
Got u covered bro
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Re: only post in this thread if you don't like star wars
Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2017 10:28 pm
by ShadowDimentio
It's severely overrated.
Re: only post in this thread if you don't like star wars
Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2017 10:41 pm
by Super Aggro Crag
DARTH MAUL'S BROTHER SAVAGE OPPRESS
Re: only post in this thread if you don't like star wars
Posted: Mon Dec 18, 2017 12:42 am
by Munchlax
its okay
Re: only post in this thread if you don't like star wars
Posted: Mon Dec 18, 2017 7:55 pm
by Super Aggro Crag
Nop
Re: only post in this thread if you don't like star wars
Posted: Mon Dec 18, 2017 8:55 pm
by Whoisthere
Original trilogy had great holiday atmosphere.
It's like the first two or three Harry Potters: Christmas at any time.
Re: only post in this thread if you don't like star wars
Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2017 10:54 pm
by Lumbermancer
Ok, I've seen it. We can talk about it now.
I think I liked it, but it was Return of the Jedi-tier, worst so far (and I'm not even including Rogue One, it was a piece of shit). I liked the fairly compact scope of the storyline, I liked Hamill, action was good. I didn't like the slapstick comedy. Awakens was funny in places, this one was LOLOLO. I also didn't like the fucking poetry it rhymes they pulled of again. I mean god damn fuck. And fucking Snoke was such a pointless non-character, literally a plot device.
And it was too long, it should have ended on "long live supreme leader".
Fuck porgs.
Re: only post in this thread if you don't like star wars
Posted: Sat Dec 23, 2017 5:35 am
by lntigracy
If they had switched the chronological places of
and
then the movie would have been better. Literally end it on the supreme leader line as above post stated.
Also
was very obviously different from how he used to be and it was very off-putting and horrible
Tfw they focused more on the death of a literal who tumblrina than they did on
Also with Rey's parentage they managed to make her even more of a Mary Sue than originally believed.
Also you suck I actually enjoyed Rogue One. The only flaw it had was not killing off Jar Jar Binks as an explanation for his disappearance from the original trilogy.
Re: only post in this thread if you don't like star wars
Posted: Sat Dec 23, 2017 6:00 am
by DrPillzRedux
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Re: only post in this thread if you don't like star wars
Posted: Sat Dec 23, 2017 8:15 am
by FantasticFwoosh
"the last jedi" sounds like bantha doo-doo, ripperoni in peace.
Re: only post in this thread if you don't like star wars
Posted: Sat Dec 30, 2017 11:37 pm
by Incomptinence
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Re: only post in this thread if you don't like star wars
Posted: Sat Dec 30, 2017 11:38 pm
by PKPenguin321
i found a star-wars themed spatula at the grocery store the other day. it was the tackiest shit i've seen probably in my life
Re: only post in this thread if you don't like star wars
Posted: Mon Jan 01, 2018 7:07 am
by Incomptinence
For shame
You forgot the cookbook
Re: only post in this thread if you don't like star wars
Posted: Tue Jan 02, 2018 10:39 pm
by Incomptinence
wuv will suck your soul/personality out
the lessons of last jedi
Re: only post in this thread if you don't like star wars
Posted: Fri Jan 05, 2018 9:25 pm
by Anonmare
I remain indifferent
Re: only post in this thread if you don't like star wars
Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2018 3:46 am
by lntigracy
Re: only post in this thread if you don't like star wars
Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2018 6:09 pm
by Anonmare
I have to give credit to the sequel trilogy, it actually makes me appreciate Jar-Jar as a character
Re: only post in this thread if you don't like star wars
Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2018 6:21 pm
by Kraso
MEESA OUCHIE
Re: only post in this thread if you don't like star wars
Posted: Wed Feb 07, 2018 6:39 am
by lntigracy
Jar-Jar was unironically supposed to be a big bad in the prequel trilogy, but GL pussied out after the initial reaction to him.
Re: only post in this thread if you don't like star wars
Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2018 1:29 pm
by Malkevin
The original trilogy was good, over rated but good
Everything since though has been been nothing but trash, a complete mistake.
Except for Republic Commando.
I did have hopes for the gritty war movie rogue 1 was going to be, but Disney raped it in the womb and fed it soy
Re: only post in this thread if you don't like star wars
Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2018 5:59 am
by Nilons
the only thing I really like is magic space knights but they keep fucking it up
Re: only post in this thread if you don't like star wars
Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2018 4:31 am
by Drynwyn
by don't like do you mean "must actively dislike" or is ambivalence an acceptable position?
Re: only post in this thread if you don't like star wars
Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2018 4:59 am
by Nilons
CosmicScientist wrote:How did you post and bump it at the same time?
i didnt
Re: only post in this thread if you don't like star wars
Posted: Sun Apr 01, 2018 12:06 pm
by CPTANT
My Star Wars movie opinions, because you didn't ask for it:
Episode IV: Good
Episode V: Very good
Episode VI: Complete trash
Episode I: meh
Episode II: double meh
Episode III: ok to good
Episode VII: ok
Rogue One: Very good
Episode VIII: meh
Christmas special: lol
Re: only post in this thread if you don't like star wars
Posted: Sun Apr 01, 2018 12:18 pm
by DemonFiren
taste like this makes no goddamn sense
then again, you make no goddamn sense
Re: only post in this thread if you don't like star wars
Posted: Sun Apr 01, 2018 12:30 pm
by CPTANT
DemonFiren wrote:taste like this makes no goddamn sense
then again, you make no goddamn sense
You didn't even state what part you disagree with, you pansy.
Re: only post in this thread if you don't like star wars
Posted: Sun Apr 01, 2018 12:31 pm
by DemonFiren
I did if you think about it
you mixing paradigms
you either have oldfag taste, newfag taste, or disneyfag shit fucking taste
you don't get to pick and choose
Re: only post in this thread if you don't like star wars
Posted: Sun Apr 01, 2018 2:40 pm
by CPTANT
DemonFiren wrote:I did if you think about it
you mixing paradigms
you either have oldfag taste, newfag taste, or disneyfag shit fucking taste
you don't get to pick and choose
I have the actually liking the good movies taste.
Re: only post in this thread if you don't like star wars
Posted: Sun Apr 01, 2018 3:08 pm
by DemonFiren
let me dig up some laughing trandoshans real quick
Re: only post in this thread if you don't like star wars
Posted: Sun Apr 01, 2018 5:57 pm
by Qbopper
*posts in this thread despite thinking star wars is okay*