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Re: 2k17 /pol/

Post by Screemonster » #263583

Bottom post of the previous page:

ShadowDimentio wrote:Huh. Makes sense, but fuck me is My Brother's Keeper a god awful name for a lobbying organization. Also, what imbecile would want to keep Obama in DC? Guy barely did anything for eight years as president.
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Re: 2k17 /pol/

Post by MisterPerson » #263586

ShadowDimentio wrote:Obamagate coming soon to a country near you.
For literally the first time in history, the media's decision to name any controversy Foo-gate will actually be fitting
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Re: 2k17 /pol/

Post by ShadowDimentio » #263590

I know, this is literally Watergate 2.0 if it's true, and I know Trump will prosecute if some evidence turns up.
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">Paying over a $1000 for a lump of silicon and plastic
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Re: 2k17 /pol/

Post by MisterPerson » #263594

ShadowDimentio wrote:I know, this is literally Watergate 2.0 if it's true, and I know Trump will prosecute if some evidence turns up.
Something tells me there's no evidence and he's just talking out his ass again. Just like the last 2 times he did this exact same thing.
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Post by XSI » #263622

ShadowDimentio wrote:I know, this is literally Watergate 2.0 if it's true, and I know Trump will prosecute if some evidence turns up.
Wasn't watergate a thing without evidence of actual crimes where that president willingly resigned among the scandal?
if it is literally Watergate 2.0, nothing will happen because Obama is not the president right now and can't resign
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Re: 2k17 /pol/

Post by ShadowDimentio » #263628

XSI wrote:
ShadowDimentio wrote:I know, this is literally Watergate 2.0 if it's true, and I know Trump will prosecute if some evidence turns up.
Wasn't watergate a thing without evidence of actual crimes where that president willingly resigned among the scandal?
if it is literally Watergate 2.0, nothing will happen because Obama is not the president right now and can't resign
Not even close, the president used government resources to illegally wiretap opposing party phone calls and break into their buildings for information. It was extremely illegal and the president resigned because the noose of impeachment was literally around his neck in the face of overwhelming evidence and testimony, the only reason he didn't go to jail was because the vice president pardoned him after his resignation, to the outrage of everyone.
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-Not-Dorsidarf

"The amount of people is the amount of times the sound is played... on top of itself. And with sybil populations on the shuttle..."
-Remie Richards

"I just spent all fucking day playing fallen london and sunless sea and obsessing over how creepy the fucking dawn machine is and only just clocked now that your avatar is the fucking dawn machine. Nobody vote for this disgusting new sequence blasphemer he wants to kill the gods"
-Stickymayhem

"Drank a cocktail of orange Gatorade and mint mouthwash on accident. Pretty sure I'm going to die, I am on the verge of vomit. It was nice knowing you guys"
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"You're too late, you will have to fetch them from the top of my tower, built by zombies, slaves, zombie slaves and garitho's will to live!"
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"This is like being cooked alive in a microwave oven which utilises the autistic end of the light spectrum to cook you."
-DarkFNC

"Penguins are the second race to realise 2D>3D"
-Anonmare

"Paul Blart mall cops if they all had ambitions of joining the Waffen-SS"
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"These logs could kill a dragon much less a man"
-Armhulenn

">7 8 6
WHAT MADNESS IS THIS? POETIC ANARCHY!"
-Wyzack

"We didn't kick one goofball out only to have another one come in like a fucking revolving door"
-Kraseo

"There's a difference between fucking faggots and being a fucking faggot."
-Anonmare

"You guys splitting the 20 bucks cost to hire your ex again?"
-lntigracy

"Wew. Congrats. It's been actual years since anyone tried to make fun of me for being divorced. You caught me, I'm tilted. Here is your trophy."
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-Bluespace

">Paying over a $1000 for a lump of silicon and plastic
Lol"
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Re: 2k17 /pol/

Post by Drynwyn » #263680

Whereas this far there isn't any evidence of Obama wiretapping trump- and it seems unlikely that he did, because the Democratic establishment believed that trump *couldn't possibly win.*

It would be unbelievably stupid to risk the reputation of a sitting president of your party on an election whose result you *believed* to be almost certain to swing your way.
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Post by imblyings » #263768

You have people being ''coincidentally' killed right after leaking DNC documents. If murder is on the table, wiretapping a candidate is absolutely nothing. It's funny seeing people still believe the US government isn't rotten to it's core but it's understandable, as most people don't shift into or rarely encounter the mindset where they will do anything that benefits them, as long as they can get away with it.

In fact, with Snowden's leak of the absolute depth and width of intel agency activities, and the supposed civil war in the US intelligence community, it seems retarded for anyone with the capability to, to not wiretap all candidates. It's powergaming in the real world and if you can get away with getting potentially compromising information on someone you want to have power over, why not???
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Post by InsaneHyena » #263769

imblyings wrote:You have people being ''coincidentally' killed right after leaking DNC documents.
His name was Seth Rich.
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Post by imblyings » #263770

I like to imagine he had the happiest smile up there in heaven when he saw the results come in.
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Post by XSI » #263776

A lot of people were happy with the results
Not because Trump won

But because Hillary lost
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Post by ShadowDimentio » #263780

Trump may have been the lesser of two evils, but he still got the last laugh in the end as he sips brandy in the damn white house as president.
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"These logs could kill a dragon much less a man"
-Armhulenn

">7 8 6
WHAT MADNESS IS THIS? POETIC ANARCHY!"
-Wyzack

"We didn't kick one goofball out only to have another one come in like a fucking revolving door"
-Kraseo

"There's a difference between fucking faggots and being a fucking faggot."
-Anonmare

"You guys splitting the 20 bucks cost to hire your ex again?"
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">Paying over a $1000 for a lump of silicon and plastic
Lol"
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Post by imblyings » #263784

He's got nothing to be laughing about.

In a perfect world leaders get their privileges to make their responsibilities bearable but I'm not seeing anything in this world right now that takes the weight off having to lead America while dealing with the rest of the world.
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Post by FantasticFwoosh » #263869

I as a master shit-poster prophesise on a word of Kek, that a series of plagues shall descend upon the earth.

> Firstly the oceans shall first run red with communists occupying china sea (this has already happened)

> Second a wave of Pepe frogs shall descend upon the world from the internet as those accountable for corrupting the highest podium of global politics who once denounced it are being lead to trial.

> The rest shall be interred from new super-viruses created in hospitals which will eventually attach to small insects and be carried far and wide (if not just a iteration of a breakdown of quarantine control of such virulent viruses like zika from south America which the wall will only stall)

> This pestilence will create a national emergency as it spreads around the US and encroaches, historic abuse of antibiotics will cause the animals and affected people to die (also being main hosts leading to great destruction of animals) leading to famine in the developed western world.

> There will be Darkness as pipelines and trade routes are shut off in a attempt to weaken the west during this crisis as a deliberate political move severing crucial power lines.

Finally the world will become whole again, harnessing the power and virtue of renewable energy & accountable politics after much hardship and a veritable apocalypse.

Besides from being grim, this sunday morning was boring until now. If you want to see some really passionate Trump supporters as well as your fair share of tin foil hats, /r The_Donald is exploding right now.

> One rising near top story is that Obama was apparently spying on Senator Lewandowski

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Post by InsaneHyena » #263875

Get your ass back to cuck shed.
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Post by oranges » #264478

who would wire tap donald trump lol, he's dumb enough to leak secrets to your face
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Re: 2k17 /pol/

Post by Screemonster » #264481

oranges wrote:who would wire tap donald trump lol, he's dumb enough to leak secrets to your face
I thought he paid russian hookers to do that
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Post by Malkevin » #264662

Huurfff - women getting paid to show their tits is sexploitation of women!!!
Hurrrrr - its a women choice to show her body or not, okay!!!!


Fucking feminist...



Also, does anyone else think EW is a complete miscast for Bell in the Beauty and the Beast movie?
I honestly can not think of a plainer looking strumpy cow then EW, except for maybe Kirsten Stewart.
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Post by Super Aggro Crag » #264669

She.....

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Re: 2k17 /pol/

Post by FantasticFwoosh » #264672

Shiiiiiiiit. Vault Seven on wiki leaks just cracked the CIA WIDE OPEN. Passcode is - SplinterItIntoAThousandPiecesAndScatterItIntoTheWinds (a paraphrased quote quote of the late JFK .jr if i have that correct.)

Revealing the CIA literally monitors and hacks EVERYTHING.

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Really sorry for highlighting digg info but its just a convenient dump of where to find the data https://www.digg.com/r/The_Donald/com ... read_post/

Related note, the congressional investigations occuring into Trump's wire taps might pick up steam. This was probably the scheduled wikileaks October suprise. The CIA has also been outsourcing & sharing its malware abroad non-officially hence supposedly they stole some Russian Malware to infect & frame the Russkies involvement. *apparently also tools for applying fake 'digital fingerprints', its cited that the 'Russian Hack' was actual Ukrainian.

> They could kill you right now theoretically by blowing up your samsung phone, the prospect of hacking computers & vehicles on such a wide scale has been very much theorised but never validated like this before.
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Every plane crash to have ever happened is now under scrutiny, since any fault in the electronics or interference even in old models could fuck it up. Theoretically if they want you dead they will screw with the doors/navigation etc.

Food for thought, the remainder of the JFK family in a plane crash directly allowed Hillary to become a senator, now its a old plane model and there's no evidence for such a strong claim but there would be motive and the CIA has existed for a very long time, if it has become deeply political then it wouldn't be beneath them amongst other politically charged atrocities.
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Re: 2k17 /pol/

Post by ShadowDimentio » #264684

>The CIA is bigtime evil

Sheeeeit. Looks like Trump was right, again.
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"The amount of people is the amount of times the sound is played... on top of itself. And with sybil populations on the shuttle..."
-Remie Richards

"I just spent all fucking day playing fallen london and sunless sea and obsessing over how creepy the fucking dawn machine is and only just clocked now that your avatar is the fucking dawn machine. Nobody vote for this disgusting new sequence blasphemer he wants to kill the gods"
-Stickymayhem

"Drank a cocktail of orange Gatorade and mint mouthwash on accident. Pretty sure I'm going to die, I am on the verge of vomit. It was nice knowing you guys"
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"You're too late, you will have to fetch them from the top of my tower, built by zombies, slaves, zombie slaves and garitho's will to live!"
-Armhulen

"This is like being cooked alive in a microwave oven which utilises the autistic end of the light spectrum to cook you."
-DarkFNC

"Penguins are the second race to realise 2D>3D"
-Anonmare

"Paul Blart mall cops if they all had ambitions of joining the Waffen-SS"
-Anonmare

"These logs could kill a dragon much less a man"
-Armhulenn

">7 8 6
WHAT MADNESS IS THIS? POETIC ANARCHY!"
-Wyzack

"We didn't kick one goofball out only to have another one come in like a fucking revolving door"
-Kraseo

"There's a difference between fucking faggots and being a fucking faggot."
-Anonmare

"You guys splitting the 20 bucks cost to hire your ex again?"
-lntigracy

"Wew. Congrats. It's been actual years since anyone tried to make fun of me for being divorced. You caught me, I'm tilted. Here is your trophy."
-Timbrewolf

"I prefer my coffees to run dry too *snorts a line of maxwell house*"
-Super Aggro Crag

"You don't have an evil bone in your body, unless togopal comes for a sleepover"
-Bluespace

">Paying over a $1000 for a lump of silicon and plastic
Lol"
-Anonmare

"Then why did you get that boob job?"
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"You take that back you colonial mongrel"
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Post by Malkevin » #264689

CosmicScientist wrote:>Also I don't know who Kirsten Stewart is but I'm all for never recasting any of the mains in Harry Potter as mains anywhere ever again. Mainly because chriiiiist, Daniel Radcliffe did not make the transition to adult acting without looking feckin' weird.
She's that lump of balsa wood the sparkling fagpire and gaywolf were fighting over in that movie that ruined night creatures forever.


Actually I clicked on the article to see what inane comment little miss know it all will have made this time, I was surprised to see highly airbrushed cleavage, they should've spent some time on her prune face instead, maybe attempt to put something resembling a smile there.
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Post by Super Aggro Crag » #264690

CosmicScientist wrote:>article about once Harry Potter actor showing her baps
Ohhh so that's why Malk's interested.

>internet reacts to bap showing - you'll never guess if they decide if she's a feminist!
pls beeb, this is not an an article.

>internet decides, what is feminism?! How to move the goalposts to decide if this old pop star is a feminist!
When will the internet learn?!

>a quote from someone saying people should stop kicking up a fuss over the showing of baps and whether feminism is tied to it
I forgot, beeb articles have to also support the view that their articles are pointless as to pad out the word count on pointless articles.

>"Are you a feminist? Has someone challenged whether you are a feminist because of something you've said, done or worn? Tell us about your experiences."
oh god why is this on this article, are they planning to cull whoever's thick enough to fall for this tabloid nonsense?


Also I don't know who Kirsten Stewart is but I'm all for never recasting any of the mains in Harry Potter as mains anywhere ever again. Mainly because chriiiiist, Daniel Radcliffe did not make the transition to adult acting without looking feckin' weird.
Didn't they make Daniel cliffs into the hunch back Igor in Franken
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Re: 2k17 /pol/

Post by XSI » #264730

Everyone already knew the CIA was evil

With the coke and regime changes and all
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Re: 2k17 /pol/

Post by FantasticFwoosh » #264734

XSI wrote:Everyone already knew the CIA was evil

With the coke and regime changes and all
CIA is evil enough to coupe & directly meddle in politics, E.I =

[youtube]wvJiYrRcfQo[/youtube]

> Remember everything you've ever done on your computer or phone including your personal screenshots/selfies is on a CIA shit-list somewhere.

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Post by TribeOfBeavers » #264744

For some reason they had a classified page that just listed a bunch of emojis.

http://www.wikileaks.org/ciav7p1/cms/page_17760284.html
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Re: 2k17 /pol/

Post by ShadowDimentio » #264746

WHAT COULD THESE FACES MEAN
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-Not-Dorsidarf

"The amount of people is the amount of times the sound is played... on top of itself. And with sybil populations on the shuttle..."
-Remie Richards

"I just spent all fucking day playing fallen london and sunless sea and obsessing over how creepy the fucking dawn machine is and only just clocked now that your avatar is the fucking dawn machine. Nobody vote for this disgusting new sequence blasphemer he wants to kill the gods"
-Stickymayhem

"Drank a cocktail of orange Gatorade and mint mouthwash on accident. Pretty sure I'm going to die, I am on the verge of vomit. It was nice knowing you guys"
-PKPenguin321

"You're too late, you will have to fetch them from the top of my tower, built by zombies, slaves, zombie slaves and garitho's will to live!"
-Armhulen

"This is like being cooked alive in a microwave oven which utilises the autistic end of the light spectrum to cook you."
-DarkFNC

"Penguins are the second race to realise 2D>3D"
-Anonmare

"Paul Blart mall cops if they all had ambitions of joining the Waffen-SS"
-Anonmare

"These logs could kill a dragon much less a man"
-Armhulenn

">7 8 6
WHAT MADNESS IS THIS? POETIC ANARCHY!"
-Wyzack

"We didn't kick one goofball out only to have another one come in like a fucking revolving door"
-Kraseo

"There's a difference between fucking faggots and being a fucking faggot."
-Anonmare

"You guys splitting the 20 bucks cost to hire your ex again?"
-lntigracy

"Wew. Congrats. It's been actual years since anyone tried to make fun of me for being divorced. You caught me, I'm tilted. Here is your trophy."
-Timbrewolf

"I prefer my coffees to run dry too *snorts a line of maxwell house*"
-Super Aggro Crag

"You don't have an evil bone in your body, unless togopal comes for a sleepover"
-Bluespace

">Paying over a $1000 for a lump of silicon and plastic
Lol"
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"Then why did you get that boob job?"
-DrPillzRedux

"You take that back you colonial mongrel"
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Post by Drynwyn » #264749

It's almost like the group "feminists" is composed of people with their own beliefs and opinions about a contentious issue with a great deal of complex societal and personal factors to consider, while still agreeing on a selection of core points.
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Post by DemonFiren » #264755

Drynwyn wrote:
It's almost like the group "feminists" is composed of people with their own beliefs and opinions about a contentious issue with a great deal of complex societal and personal factors to consider, while still agreeing on a selection of core points.
>arguing with malk
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Post by onleavedontatme » #264788

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CIA is apparently full of shitposters
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Re: 2k17 /pol/

Post by ThanatosRa » #264790

I think only a shitposter would work there.
Doesn't the Gov't make a habit of hiring script kiddies and blackhats in lieu of jail time?
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Re: 2k17 /pol/

Post by FantasticFwoosh » #264791

They actually have a CIA branch called "Meme-etics" that utilises psychological warfare via memes in line with their pro-left stance (or whatever fits i guess) Pepe the frog is a nuclear deterrant against them. That emoji page was probably just a example of their lab, politicians have been known to speak using emoji's in private whats'app conversations so if there is a second later of encryption code we don't know.

Hottest word on the street is that NSA dropped the CIA like its hot and wiki-leaks info comes from rogue hackers who aren't co-operating with the NSA.

> 21'st century battle plans instead of Soviet Era mind control instead involve creating powerful memes like caveman spongebob in order to mobilise or manipulate the masses.

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Re: 2k17 /pol/

Post by Malkevin » #264806

How you think hackers look like:
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Why would they NOT have a section dedicated to shitposting warfare?
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Re: 2k17 /pol/

Post by Luke Cox » #264808

>Trusting the CIA

People are funny

For real though, this is a huge problem. Backdoors may be meant for the government, but they can be used by anyone. Once they're figured out, it's open season. Anyone can effortlessly compromise a Windows, OSX, iOS, or Android device like it's nothing thanks to these tools getting out.
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Re: 2k17 /pol/

Post by bandit » #264809

>being literally surprised in the slightest that the CIA, the NSA, or really at this point some 14-year-old shitposter in russia can access your cell phone if they want to
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Re: 2k17 /pol/

Post by Luke Cox » #264827

I've always operated under the assumption that it was a likely possibility. Knowing that hacking tools built in collusion with Microsoft/Apple/Google/etc that are specifically designed to crack their products is news, however. It's not just possible anymore, it's comically easy.
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Re: 2k17 /pol/

Post by PKPenguin321 » #264829

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Re: 2k17 /pol/

Post by oranges » #264853

most of these exploits are pretty garbage tbh

same adage always goes, always patch ur shit

The zero days were all patched in 2015 or earlier.

Anyone who was surprised by this would have to be pretty dense, of course both teh CIA and NSA have weaponised exploit frameworks.
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Re: 2k17 /pol/

Post by PKPenguin321 » #264861

oranges wrote:most of these exploits are pretty garbage tbh

same adage always goes, always patch ur shit

The zero days were all patched in 2015 or earlier.

Anyone who was surprised by this would have to be pretty dense, of course both teh CIA and NSA have weaponised exploit frameworks.
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Post by imblyings » #264868

Apart from the flashy headlines, one of the relevations happened to be the CIA's capability to do cyber attacks and leave the signatures or fingerprints of other groups or countries. The CIA also has an extensive record of lying.
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Re: 2k17 /pol/

Post by InsaneHyena » #264869

"Russian hackers"
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Post by Luke Cox » #264889

imblyings wrote:Apart from the flashy headlines, one of the relevations happened to be the CIA's capability to do cyber attacks and leave the signatures or fingerprints of other groups or countries. The CIA also has an extensive record of lying.
DNC shit gets leaked by a disgruntled former employee, CIA leaves Russian fingerprints. Defamation campaign against WikiLeaks ensues.
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Re: 2k17 /pol/

Post by DemonFiren » #264930

All intelligence services are capable of doing that and have an extensive record of lying.

My guess it's the Russians pretending to be the CIA pretending to be the Russians.
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Re: 2k17 /pol/

Post by FantasticFwoosh » #264943

DemonFiren wrote:All intelligence services are capable of doing that and have an extensive record of lying.

My guess it's the Russians pretending to be the CIA pretending to be the Russians.
Thats one scenario, but there's also the fact it could be the CIA pretending to be the russians, pretending to be the CIA pretending to be the Russians as a motive.

Eitherway, there's so much illicit sharing of this technology pretty much as legal openware abroad, all governments must be atleast partially armed with awareness if not counter or backward engineered technology of their own.

A moment of silence for the departed and quickly don your tin foil hats.

> JFK (sandy hill sniper, lee oswald later eliminated cia COULD be implicative but no solid evidence from the papers given beside political bias after he wanted to remove the CIA)
> Remainder of JFK's family dies in a plane crash (- only Hillary profiteers from such a thing and gains a senator seat, applicable motive)
> Putins favourite driver - Had a mysterious car accident, from hearsay many russians believe the footage of the event is fake and or Putin/& driver are both dead since government figures never drive without closing off the road ahead.
> Russia's favourite music band crashes & dies in a aeroplane crash over the sea.
> Everyone on the missing malaysian aircraft (its said there is patent profiteering responsible for foul play)
> Osama bin laden's family dies in a plane accident in Hampshire air port in the UK (the operation to kill Osama bin laden was under scrutiny, what they might have knew who knows)
> Everyone who died on the planes where legal cases versus the Clintons were involved, jokingly marking out that if you flew you died.

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Also in regards to fingerprinting, there's this to show collaboration that it's a certified tactic to implicate the 'opposition' in this "Worse than the cold war" political scenario, aaaaand that there was some inclination of the DNC being aware of this action (throwing fuel to the fire of political tampering)
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Re: 2k17 /pol/

Post by Super Aggro Crag » #264964

Happy women's day!
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Re: 2k17 /pol/

Post by XSI » #264967

Fact: Lesbian porn gets a statistically significant increase in viewers on Women's day and Mother's day
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Re: 2k17 /pol/

Post by D&B » #265521

Wowee

Apparently the whole 100 gender shenanigan you guys have here in the USA finally made it into my country. Cue the collective Catholic conservative country flipping it's shit when the reporter that informed them of this got fired.

Soros is gonna have a hard time in South America. Sure most of the countries are almost third world shitholes but goddamn do they hate progressivism and anything homo.

Made me proud tbh.
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Re: 2k17 /pol/

Post by imblyings » #265526

>sk president being impeached

about time, the sheer level of repression and corruption there is staggering. Unfortunately, she's probably the sacrifice to ensure the public are appeased and the rampant corruption there can continue. Fucking shamans and shit
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Re: 2k17 /pol/

Post by D&B » #265529

Didn't they capture her puppeteer, who's one of the "8 goddesses"?
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Re: 2k17 /pol/

Post by FantasticFwoosh » #265537

South Korea should become a honary member of the US states after they go fight the commie Chinese out in the sea over some bits of rock. Its the only non-globalist way to stop competition in that sector by making the US have territory presence in all three corners of the world.

My opinion is that the EU should dissolve and the HRE which patriates independent states working in unison for a common cause of the realm should take its place, as history often learns from itself. And its the one and only thing Europe has ever respected on mega bureaucracy.

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Re: 2k17 /pol/

Post by DemonFiren » #265549

Thanks, I needed some cheering up.
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