But among the documents was one that stood out: the CIA's guide to Git tips and tricks.
The CIA teaches you how to Git
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The CIA teaches you how to Git
Wikileaks published a whole bunch of documents from the CIA. They hacked a bunch of shit and are basically worse than the NSA. You know, stuff we all already knew but until now couldn't prove.
But among the documents was one that stood out: the CIA's guide to Git tips and tricks.
Including such important and classified government protocols as The "The Git URL is too long" Trick, The "Oh crap I didn't mean to commit yet" Trick and The "OK, which commit broke the build!?" Trick. It's honestly a very educational and entertaining read, even if you don't understand Git or have any interest in it.
But among the documents was one that stood out: the CIA's guide to Git tips and tricks.
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MimicFaux wrote:I remember my first time, full of wonderment and excitement playing this game I had heard so many stories about.
on the arrival shuttle, I saw the iconic toolbox on the ground. I clubbed myself in the head with it trying to figure out the controls.
Setting the tool box, now bloodied, back on the table; I went to heal myself with a medkit. I clubbed myself in the head with that too.
I've come a long ways from asking how to switch hands.
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Re: The CIA teaches you how to Git
You're not allowed to pull requestsAnonmare wrote:Dr Ricotez I'm CIA
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Do you feel in charge?Armhulen wrote: You're not allowed to pull requests
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Re: The CIA teaches you how to Git
Why would you delete a branch before throwing it out of your repo?
i play Lauser McMauligan. clown name is Cold-Ass Honkey
i have three other top secret characters as well.
tell the best admin how good he is
i have three other top secret characters as well.
tell the best admin how good he is
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Re: The CIA teaches you how to Git
Excellent tips! I have copied the ones I that would really help me greatly to my personal 'de-noobing' text file!
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Re: The CIA teaches you how to Git
Well since we already have a face to face up, teach me everything you know. Silly Oranges telling me to go to college when i have the experts watching on hand.
Wait does that mean the KBG codes the russian SS13 servers? Shit! Is the lifeweb dev actually a member of the KBG and/or Vladamir Putin themselves? They used to be head of the KBG so surely they'd know. Maybe that's why the server is so highly rated, specialist teams and all that.
Wait does that mean the KBG codes the russian SS13 servers? Shit! Is the lifeweb dev actually a member of the KBG and/or Vladamir Putin themselves? They used to be head of the KBG so surely they'd know. Maybe that's why the server is so highly rated, specialist teams and all that.
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Re: The CIA teaches you how to Git
Have you read Ender's Game? SS13 is basically that. You're acting as an advisor to real-life operatives in the field.FantasticFwoosh wrote: Wait does that mean the KBG codes the russian SS13 servers? Shit! Is the lifeweb dev actually a member of the KBG and/or Vladamir Putin themselves? They used to be head of the KBG so surely they'd know. Maybe that's why the server is so highly rated, specialist teams and all that.
Why do you think SOS and MSO can afford top-of-the-line server hardware for a shitty free BYOND game? DoD funding.
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Every time you click a spaceman until he falls overCheridan wrote:Have you read Ender's Game? SS13 is basically that. You're acting as an advisor to real-life operatives in the field.FantasticFwoosh wrote: Wait does that mean the KBG codes the russian SS13 servers? Shit! Is the lifeweb dev actually a member of the KBG and/or Vladamir Putin themselves? They used to be head of the KBG so surely they'd know. Maybe that's why the server is so highly rated, specialist teams and all that.
Why do you think SOS and MSO can afford top-of-the-line server hardware for a shitty free BYOND game? DoD funding.
You've taken a real human life
i play Lauser McMauligan. clown name is Cold-Ass Honkey
i have three other top secret characters as well.
tell the best admin how good he is
i have three other top secret characters as well.
tell the best admin how good he is
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But I won't get to fly around for millennia to seal with my teenage angstPKPenguin321 wrote:Every time you click a spaceman until he falls overCheridan wrote:Have you read Ender's Game? SS13 is basically that. You're acting as an advisor to real-life operatives in the field.FantasticFwoosh wrote: Wait does that mean the KBG codes the russian SS13 servers? Shit! Is the lifeweb dev actually a member of the KBG and/or Vladamir Putin themselves? They used to be head of the KBG so surely they'd know. Maybe that's why the server is so highly rated, specialist teams and all that.
Why do you think SOS and MSO can afford top-of-the-line server hardware for a shitty free BYOND game? DoD funding.
You've taken a real human life
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