Laimfu - The Worst Security
Posted: Sat Feb 27, 2016 11:55 pm
Your byond account: Catistian
Your character name: Wax Ladrian
Their character name: Spike Christman (Security Officer)
Their byond account(optional, but useful if you can provide it): Laimfu
Server and time: Sybil, ~4:15 GMT
Logs and/or screenshots: Not sure how to access?
Description of what happened: Queue antag Wax Ladrian, Atmospheric Technician. At roundstart, I go into the turbine to change my outfit to that of a CentCom Inspector through the camo kit, and pay some TC for an announcement. Everything goes well, get all access from the HoP and take an encryption key out of a captain's headset. I wander about the station, and nothing much happens until a little later in the round.
Suddenly, vines are everywhere. Because my fake gun won't be effective against vines, I make my way into the armory to grab a real gun, and start using it to fight the vines. I also throw a few weedkiller grenades into the viney hell, and the shuttle is called. I make my way to cargo to make sure more weedkiller crates are ordered. Queue Spike Christman. As I walk into cargo, I couple angry mulebots go past me and I rush into the relative safety of the cargo bay. Here, Spike Christman and the QM(?) are standing about, while I try to open the goat crates that are already there. Spike throws a flashbang and arrests me. At this point, its important to note that I've done nothing to indicate me as a criminal.
Spike strips me, commenting on the guns in my backpack. I explain to him that CentCom gave me one, and I was using the other one to fight vines. He doesn't even seem to hear me, and I ask over securities channel what my crime is. Nobody can pull up a solid answer. Spike proceeds to cart me around the station, leaving all my perfectly legal goods on the ground and confiscating both my guns.
He refuses to answer me about what crime I commited, why I'm being arrested or anything. Eventually, he states that I was involved in a perma breakout (presumably caused by the graytide virus earlier in the round), hacking mulebots (I hadn't even gone in cargo that round yet), and having two huge guns in my backpack (which I had a weapons permit for). He doesn't listen to any of my pleas of innocence, or me asking what evidence he has. Eventually, he states that he "doesn't need evidence because I was wanted." Again, I ask on the sec channel what evidence there was for my crime. Again, nobody can pull up a solid answer. Frustrated, I ask the captain to pardon me over the command channel. The captain and the head of security both pardon me over the security channel, the captain doing it twice, at which point he says "I am the law." and bucklecuffs me to a chair in the escape shuttle, at which point I escape once and get arrested again once. The round then ends, and I redtext because I was arrested for no reason.
TL;DR - The shittest curity that ever existed. Arrested for no reason, disobeyed superiors.
Why they should be banned: I'm not saying that he should get a full ban, just that he should be banned from security roles. Rules that he broke:
1. Don't be a dick. He was ignoring me and carting me around the station without any proof that I did anything, and ignored two (three if you count me) higher ranking crewmembers that pardoned me. In addition, he arrested me while I was fighting weeds.
4 (Security Precedent). Security is not an exception to rule 4. He ignored all his superiors and did whatever he wanted.
Your character name: Wax Ladrian
Their character name: Spike Christman (Security Officer)
Their byond account(optional, but useful if you can provide it): Laimfu
Server and time: Sybil, ~4:15 GMT
Logs and/or screenshots: Not sure how to access?
Description of what happened: Queue antag Wax Ladrian, Atmospheric Technician. At roundstart, I go into the turbine to change my outfit to that of a CentCom Inspector through the camo kit, and pay some TC for an announcement. Everything goes well, get all access from the HoP and take an encryption key out of a captain's headset. I wander about the station, and nothing much happens until a little later in the round.
Suddenly, vines are everywhere. Because my fake gun won't be effective against vines, I make my way into the armory to grab a real gun, and start using it to fight the vines. I also throw a few weedkiller grenades into the viney hell, and the shuttle is called. I make my way to cargo to make sure more weedkiller crates are ordered. Queue Spike Christman. As I walk into cargo, I couple angry mulebots go past me and I rush into the relative safety of the cargo bay. Here, Spike Christman and the QM(?) are standing about, while I try to open the goat crates that are already there. Spike throws a flashbang and arrests me. At this point, its important to note that I've done nothing to indicate me as a criminal.
Spike strips me, commenting on the guns in my backpack. I explain to him that CentCom gave me one, and I was using the other one to fight vines. He doesn't even seem to hear me, and I ask over securities channel what my crime is. Nobody can pull up a solid answer. Spike proceeds to cart me around the station, leaving all my perfectly legal goods on the ground and confiscating both my guns.
He refuses to answer me about what crime I commited, why I'm being arrested or anything. Eventually, he states that I was involved in a perma breakout (presumably caused by the graytide virus earlier in the round), hacking mulebots (I hadn't even gone in cargo that round yet), and having two huge guns in my backpack (which I had a weapons permit for). He doesn't listen to any of my pleas of innocence, or me asking what evidence he has. Eventually, he states that he "doesn't need evidence because I was wanted." Again, I ask on the sec channel what evidence there was for my crime. Again, nobody can pull up a solid answer. Frustrated, I ask the captain to pardon me over the command channel. The captain and the head of security both pardon me over the security channel, the captain doing it twice, at which point he says "I am the law." and bucklecuffs me to a chair in the escape shuttle, at which point I escape once and get arrested again once. The round then ends, and I redtext because I was arrested for no reason.
TL;DR - The shittest curity that ever existed. Arrested for no reason, disobeyed superiors.
Why they should be banned: I'm not saying that he should get a full ban, just that he should be banned from security roles. Rules that he broke:
1. Don't be a dick. He was ignoring me and carting me around the station without any proof that I did anything, and ignored two (three if you count me) higher ranking crewmembers that pardoned me. In addition, he arrested me while I was fighting weeds.
4 (Security Precedent). Security is not an exception to rule 4. He ignored all his superiors and did whatever he wanted.