Captain Announces
Declaring it, AI is rogue, HoP I command you give out access like it's fucking candy, do not give access to the bridge though, or we will get a million fucking recalls
[Common] Zheng Ho exclaims, "FUCK THE HOP!!!!"
[Command] George McClemens says, "Why would the AI be rogue"
Priority Announcement
The emergency shuttle has been called. It will arrive in 10 minutes.
Nature of emergency:
AI is about to get fucking nasty
Call signal traced. Results can be viewed on any communcations console.
[Common] Autumn Sinnow says, "And Captain is insane."
OOC: RumyanyPirozhok: might finally stop being so unrobust
[Common] Malfunctioning AI states, "HERE WE GOOOO"
[Common] Zheng Ho exclaims, "Recall please!"
[Common] Jaggers Edgeworth says, "Hello everybody"
[Command] George McClemens says, "What's the justification for this captain"
[Common] Harry Dresden says, "AI DON'T."
[Common] Jaggers Edgeworth says, "I am mister jaggers im a cool guy"
security newscaster beeps, "Breaking news from Station Announcements!"
Central Command Update
Anomaly Alert
Hostile runtimes detected in all station systems, please deactivate your AI to prevent possible damage to its morality core.
Attention! Delta security level reached!
The station's self-destruct mechanism has been engaged. All crew are instructed to obey all instructions given by heads of staff. Any violations of these orders can be punished by death. This is not a drill.
[Common] George Sears says, "ALL ABOARD CAPTAIN CRAZY'S WILD RIDE"
[Common] George Sears says, "OH FUCK"
[Common] Blake Anderson exclaims, "Ai!"
[Common] Harry Dresden says, "I JUST WAN TO MAKE MY AUTISM FORTRESS, AI."
[Common] B.E.E.P. states, "Bye SS13"
[Security] Jaggers Edgeworth says, "Oh god"
[Command] George McClemens stammers, "N-Never-r-r-rm-m-mid"
[Command] Shady Slim says, "I told you retards to open that vault but you gotta do some other pointless shit"
[Common] Myriam Rathens says, "I HIGHLY RECOMMEND YOU GET THE HEALING VIRUS AT MEDBAY FRONT DESK"
[Security] Jaggers Edgeworth says, "Im locked in friends"
[Command] Ziggy Two-Shoes says, "Thats my justification bud"
Ziggy Two-Shoes says, "Thats my justification bud"
A little later He shut down the station by bolting and shocking everything ever, I got stuck in my room, without a multitool.
Captain Announces
Locked in my office for trying to save you, sorry guys, I think I'm fucked, but captains orders, open everything up to the crew, save this station, or I'm going down with the ship
His reply :
Head of Personnel's Desk Announcement:
you get access you need to do your job better considering situation, not just all access for you to fuck off and die in maint"