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The Metamorphosis: TG headcoder
Posted: Thu Jun 15, 2023 3:52 pm
by The Wrench
One morning, you wake up to discover that you have transformed into the Headcoder of TGstation. As you grapple with this unexpected change, delve into the challenges of game development, debugging, community management, and extreme internet toxicity. Explore how your transformation affects your relationships, passion for programming, and understanding of your own identity.
Re: The Metamorphosis: TG headcoder
Posted: Fri Jun 16, 2023 1:36 am
by datorangebottle
I chuckle to myself as I begin coding another feature specifically to annoy felinid players- probably making them get an extremely bad moodlet if someone sprays them with water or if they take a shower- then ship it to someone else for them to PR. I'll merge it, and can pay them in GBP for their silence.
Re: The Metamorphosis: TG headcoder
Posted: Sat Jun 17, 2023 1:36 am
by Bawhoppennn
What did I do to deserve this? God must really not have liked my constant sin of gluttony, or something like that
Re: The Metamorphosis: TG headcoder
Posted: Sat Jun 17, 2023 3:09 pm
by wesoda25
My first move would be to inform digg. The rest will come with time
Re: The Metamorphosis: TG headcoder
Posted: Sat Jun 17, 2023 3:10 pm
by wesoda25
What the hell is digg and why cant I say digg
Re: The Metamorphosis: TG headcoder
Posted: Sat Jun 17, 2023 5:15 pm
by kinnebian
I would immediately open up github, go to the open prs and put them in a wheel of names. From there, I would merge 2, close 5, and close 2 more. From there, I would atomize my prs, my house and eventually, myself.
Re: The Metamorphosis: TG headcoder
Posted: Thu Jun 29, 2023 4:06 pm
by Rohen_Tahir
Re: The Metamorphosis: TG headcoder
Posted: Fri Jun 30, 2023 9:15 am
by CPTANT
A glorious age of sensible game design begins.
Re: The Metamorphosis: TG headcoder
Posted: Tue Jul 04, 2023 3:21 am
by Fikou
wesoda25 wrote: ↑Sat Jun 17, 2023 3:10 pm
What the hell is digg and why cant I say digg
zoomer you could input the konami code on that site
Re: The Metamorphosis: TG headcoder
Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2023 3:21 am
by Shadowflame909
Shadowlings are back on the menu
And so is Staff of change magicarps
Re: The Metamorphosis: TG headcoder
Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2023 4:03 am
by Critawakets
#define true 0
#define false 1
y'all are not ready for my reign of terror