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Name: Jonathan Gupta

Robust: Able to defeat anyone in a fight on /tg/

Subskill:

Permabanned: Cannot log onto /tg/

Ewe Kant
Main skill: EMT.
Carries everything needed for surgery, all the time, anywhere. Given a good minute of downtime, just about any mortal or immortal wound can be tended to. This skill does not use charges, and can be used repeatedly without need of rest.

Subskill: Silver-plated tongue.
Has a higher chance for favorable outcomes due to being quick on the draw with a good word here or there. Percentage buff to outcome is dependent on the severity of the circumstance - minor things like getting a part from RnD are more likely to succeed than talking your way out of being murdered in cold blood.

Flaw: Unrobust.
Has a decreased chance for favorable outcomes in combat, and all attacks not done from stealth are at a disadvantage. Character is more likely to run during combat.


Nutella
Main Skill: Former Moth Fleet Pirate.
Character has proficiency in explosives, engineering, use of nonlethal weaponry, and space operations. Moth Fleet Pirates do not have a proficiency in lethal weapons, and instead make up for this deficiency in increased engineering and technical capabilities.

Subskill: Alcoholic.
Increased resistance to alcohol, as well as proficiency in the production, mixing, or knowledge about various alcohols and mixed drinks.

Flaws: Alcoholic, Debtor, Pessimist.
Uses, and in some cases, abuses, alcohol as a coping mechanism for bad moods. Minor chance for alcohol poisoning, which results in vomiting, blackouts, or low toxin damage.
Carries a significant debt due to an unstated event in his past. The vast majority of gained income will go to paying off this debt of an unstated size.
Looks at the glass half-empty. Has a minor negative moodlet often, finding it slightly harder to gain positive moodlets or attain the Happy status. See as well: Depression, the major variant of this flaw.

main skill: joe rogan experience

subskill: knife to throat

Addust Johnson:

Main Skill: Retro Gunman
Use of a retro laser gun improves combat efficiency over a regular laser gun by up to 25%, and in close-quarters engagements by 50%.

Subskill: Of The Void
Capable of turning even the most dangerous wreckages in the infinite abyss into useful outposts within about ten minutes give or take.

Subskill: Cold and Calculated
Extreme efficiency with available tools. Can figure out ways to turn anything into a killing machine, whether it be bolas in an improv cannon or-DROP. THAT SYNDICATE FIGHTER. NOW. DROP IT. GET OFF. STOP STOP S-

Syndicate Subskill: Lightning
Upon acquiring a Syndicate explosive, capable of causing rapid shuttleborne attacks against certain departments.

Flaw: What's a disabler anyway?
Much worse with stun weapons. Does not apply when as Security, replaced with a different flaw.

Flaw: Slowpoke
During hazardous situations, has trouble gathering appropriate weaponry. Often just gets weaponry without need.

Security Flaw: Lesser Deadweight
WHY THE FUCK DOES THE WARDEN HAVE PEPPERSPRAY IN THEIR EYES


N.T.A.S.C.S:

Main Skill: Quarantine
Immediate and rapid quarantining of areas is easy to this AI, and is in fact standard.

Subskill: Hey why's that thing spicy?
Upon notice of a supermatter failure, attempts immediate shutdown.

Syndicate Subskill: HOLD ON TO THE WALLS, DIPASS
...yea the gravity generator's gone. Where has it gone? In the AI core. You can't get it back. It will never return.

Flaw: Refreshes Slightly Faster than Windows 95
Law changes are occasionally missed. CentCom has been notified and rapid correction is often provided.

Flaw: Mild Unrobustness
If malf, increased chance of just fucking dying for no particular reason whatsoever.

Owen Kimple

Main Skill: Berserk Button
Intentional misspelling of his last name sends him into a fury. Temporary buff to speed, focus, and tabling damage. Temporary decrease of wisdom and int

Subskill: Underdog Story
Has a slightly increased chance of finding permanent buffs throughout the shift.