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Valve Hat Wearing Simulator (TF2)

Post by Drynwyn » #172671

Which of you faggots wears some motherfucking HATS

I play Spy in pubs and Scout when it is time for SRS BZNS. Because I'm an asshole.
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Post by Wyzack » #172695

Don't really play too much any more, but i used to play a shitton of force o nature scout for that dope knockback. I was a better demoman but it was never as much fun
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Post by TechnoAlchemist » #172736

there is no way this is the first thread for this
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Post by THE MIGHTY GALVATRON » #172739

I've been thinking of getting back into TF2. Haven't played it what feels like decades though. My favorite servers are probably dead and everything is going to be all different and strange.

I'm going to be like that old guy in the Shawshank Redemption. Brookes?
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Post by Aloraydrel » #172742

COSMETICS COSMETICS COSMETICS
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Post by ShadowDimentio » #172743

Fucking love this game. We need to all pubstomp sometimes. I can play med and pocket everyone.
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Post by Timbrewolf » #172746

TechnoAlchemist wrote:there is no way this is the first thread for this
There's a thread about it's better replacement here.
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Post by Zilenan91 » #172749

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Edit : There's more of these for all classes here http://imgur.com/a/jvuzb
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Just replace both their arms with chainsaws.

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Post by Timbrewolf » #172750

Okay...what is the actual fucking deal with that sniper hat?

Because it's totally true.
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Post by Zilenan91 » #172751

I think I still have a Genuine Anger since I pre-ordered Brink when it first came out

It's such a good hat
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Just replace both their arms with chainsaws.

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Post by Lumbermancer » #172791

I just recently sold all my cosmetics and stranges. I still have tons of metal in backpack, so if someone wants to make a TRADE FOR OTHER THINGS OF VALUE, let me know.
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Post by confused rock » #172796

I used to play pyro but jesus fuck the flamethrower has less dps than the shotgun
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Post by Super Aggro Crag » #172800

recent vac ban drama has me laughin
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Post by Ricotez » #172805

what's the drama about
MimicFaux wrote:I remember my first time, full of wonderment and excitement playing this game I had heard so many stories about.
on the arrival shuttle, I saw the iconic toolbox on the ground. I clubbed myself in the head with it trying to figure out the controls.
Setting the tool box, now bloodied, back on the table; I went to heal myself with a medkit. I clubbed myself in the head with that too.
I've come a long ways from asking how to switch hands.
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#coderbus wrote:<MrPerson> How many coders does it take to make a lightbulb? Three, one to make it, one to pull the pull request, and one to fix the bugs
Kor wrote:The lifeweb playerbase is primarily old server 2 players so technically its our cancer that invaded them
peoplearestrange wrote:Scared of shadows whispers in their final breath, "/tg/station... goes on the tabl..."
DemonFiren wrote:Please, an Engineer's first response to a problem is "throw it into the singulo".
tedward1337 wrote:Donald Trump is literally what /pol/ would look like as a person
CrunchyCHEEZIT wrote:why does everything on this server have to be a federal fucking issue.
Saegrimr wrote:One guy was running around popping hand tele portals down in the halls before OPs even showed up and got several stranded out on lavaland.
The HoP just toolboxes someone to death out of nowhere, then gets speared by a chemist who saw him murder a guy, then the chemist gets beaten to death because someone else saw him kill the HoP.
Tele-man somehow dies and gets its looted by an atmos tech who managed to use it to send two nuke ops to lavaland, who were then surrounded by several very angry people from earlier and some extra golems on top of it.
Captain dies, gets cloned/revived, lasers the guy holding the disk into crit to take it back.
Some idiot tries to welderbomb the AI hiding out at mining for no discernible reason.
Two permabans and a dayban, i'm expecting a snarky appeal from one of them soon. What the fuck.
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Post by Lumbermancer » #172807

People got banned for cheating.
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Post by DrPillzRedux » #172816

Someone offered me $4000 for my stickybomb launcher years ago.

Still wouldn't take it

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Post by TrustyGun » #172818

Ricotez wrote:what's the drama about
people use lmaobox, an undetectable hacking program to make them feel good

valve updates VAC to detect lmaobox

tons of players banned, even more competitive players banned, sometimes with up to 5,000 dollars worth of dollars in their backpack

laugh
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Post by Drynwyn » #172822

TrustyGun wrote:
Ricotez wrote:what's the drama about
people use lmaobox, an undetectable hacking program to make them feel good

valve updates VAC to detect lmaobox

tons of players banned, even more competitive players banned, sometimes with up to 5,000 dollars worth of dollars in their backpack

laugh
note that the competitive players were sniper mains
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Post by ShadowDimentio » #172858

Drynwyn wrote:
TrustyGun wrote:
Ricotez wrote:what's the drama about
people use lmaobox, an undetectable hacking program to make them feel good

valve updates VAC to detect lmaobox

tons of players banned, even more competitive players banned, sometimes with up to 5,000 dollars worth of dollars in their backpack

laugh
note that the competitive players were sniper mains
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-Not-Dorsidarf

"The amount of people is the amount of times the sound is played... on top of itself. And with sybil populations on the shuttle..."
-Remie Richards

"I just spent all fucking day playing fallen london and sunless sea and obsessing over how creepy the fucking dawn machine is and only just clocked now that your avatar is the fucking dawn machine. Nobody vote for this disgusting new sequence blasphemer he wants to kill the gods"
-Stickymayhem

"Drank a cocktail of orange Gatorade and mint mouthwash on accident. Pretty sure I'm going to die, I am on the verge of vomit. It was nice knowing you guys"
-PKPenguin321

"You're too late, you will have to fetch them from the top of my tower, built by zombies, slaves, zombie slaves and garitho's will to live!"
-Armhulen

"This is like being cooked alive in a microwave oven which utilises the autistic end of the light spectrum to cook you."
-DarkFNC

"Penguins are the second race to realise 2D>3D"
-Anonmare

"Paul Blart mall cops if they all had ambitions of joining the Waffen-SS"
-Anonmare

"These logs could kill a dragon much less a man"
-Armhulenn

">7 8 6
WHAT MADNESS IS THIS? POETIC ANARCHY!"
-Wyzack

"We didn't kick one goofball out only to have another one come in like a fucking revolving door"
-Kraseo

"There's a difference between fucking faggots and being a fucking faggot."
-Anonmare

"You guys splitting the 20 bucks cost to hire your ex again?"
-lntigracy

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-Timbrewolf

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-Super Aggro Crag

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-Bluespace

">Paying over a $1000 for a lump of silicon and plastic
Lol"
-Anonmare

"Then why did you get that boob job?"
-DrPillzRedux

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Post by Ricotez » #173013

reading the TF2 community hub for kicks and laughs about this

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MimicFaux wrote:I remember my first time, full of wonderment and excitement playing this game I had heard so many stories about.
on the arrival shuttle, I saw the iconic toolbox on the ground. I clubbed myself in the head with it trying to figure out the controls.
Setting the tool box, now bloodied, back on the table; I went to heal myself with a medkit. I clubbed myself in the head with that too.
I've come a long ways from asking how to switch hands.
Spoiler:
#coderbus wrote:<MrPerson> How many coders does it take to make a lightbulb? Three, one to make it, one to pull the pull request, and one to fix the bugs
Kor wrote:The lifeweb playerbase is primarily old server 2 players so technically its our cancer that invaded them
peoplearestrange wrote:Scared of shadows whispers in their final breath, "/tg/station... goes on the tabl..."
DemonFiren wrote:Please, an Engineer's first response to a problem is "throw it into the singulo".
tedward1337 wrote:Donald Trump is literally what /pol/ would look like as a person
CrunchyCHEEZIT wrote:why does everything on this server have to be a federal fucking issue.
Saegrimr wrote:One guy was running around popping hand tele portals down in the halls before OPs even showed up and got several stranded out on lavaland.
The HoP just toolboxes someone to death out of nowhere, then gets speared by a chemist who saw him murder a guy, then the chemist gets beaten to death because someone else saw him kill the HoP.
Tele-man somehow dies and gets its looted by an atmos tech who managed to use it to send two nuke ops to lavaland, who were then surrounded by several very angry people from earlier and some extra golems on top of it.
Captain dies, gets cloned/revived, lasers the guy holding the disk into crit to take it back.
Some idiot tries to welderbomb the AI hiding out at mining for no discernible reason.
Two permabans and a dayban, i'm expecting a snarky appeal from one of them soon. What the fuck.
ShadowDimentio wrote:I am the problem
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Post by Timbrewolf » #173064

The dude with the most valuable backpack on record ($20,000 some odd dollarydoos) got bannu'd

Finally TF2 has made me smile again.
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Post by Drynwyn » #173089

I mean, that's hardly shocking when you actually stop to think about it- the dude who's gonna drop 20 grand on hats is almost certainly gonna have the "screw the rules, I have monies!" attitude that makes people buy cheat programs.
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Post by ThanatosRa » #173130

I just realized I still have all of of my Human Revolution preorder stuff. Pop out shades, a cyber arm, Sarif Hat, the Sniper rifle, etc etc.
This one israeli guy was on my ass for weeks wanting to trade for it. Told him to fuck off repeatedly.
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Post by Timbrewolf » #173203

Apparently the most valuable item I have is a Treasure Hat, followed by Bill's.
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Post by Ricotez » #173294

the Treasure Hat has value? I just use it for my Demopan (Treasure Hat + Dangeresque Glasses + Frying Pan)
MimicFaux wrote:I remember my first time, full of wonderment and excitement playing this game I had heard so many stories about.
on the arrival shuttle, I saw the iconic toolbox on the ground. I clubbed myself in the head with it trying to figure out the controls.
Setting the tool box, now bloodied, back on the table; I went to heal myself with a medkit. I clubbed myself in the head with that too.
I've come a long ways from asking how to switch hands.
Spoiler:
#coderbus wrote:<MrPerson> How many coders does it take to make a lightbulb? Three, one to make it, one to pull the pull request, and one to fix the bugs
Kor wrote:The lifeweb playerbase is primarily old server 2 players so technically its our cancer that invaded them
peoplearestrange wrote:Scared of shadows whispers in their final breath, "/tg/station... goes on the tabl..."
DemonFiren wrote:Please, an Engineer's first response to a problem is "throw it into the singulo".
tedward1337 wrote:Donald Trump is literally what /pol/ would look like as a person
CrunchyCHEEZIT wrote:why does everything on this server have to be a federal fucking issue.
Saegrimr wrote:One guy was running around popping hand tele portals down in the halls before OPs even showed up and got several stranded out on lavaland.
The HoP just toolboxes someone to death out of nowhere, then gets speared by a chemist who saw him murder a guy, then the chemist gets beaten to death because someone else saw him kill the HoP.
Tele-man somehow dies and gets its looted by an atmos tech who managed to use it to send two nuke ops to lavaland, who were then surrounded by several very angry people from earlier and some extra golems on top of it.
Captain dies, gets cloned/revived, lasers the guy holding the disk into crit to take it back.
Some idiot tries to welderbomb the AI hiding out at mining for no discernible reason.
Two permabans and a dayban, i'm expecting a snarky appeal from one of them soon. What the fuck.
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Post by Timbrewolf » #173507

It was like $6-$7 or something.
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