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wurm unlimited: wurm online for impatient people
Posted: Sun Oct 01, 2017 9:17 pm
by Qbopper
you ever hear of wurm online? sandbox mmo where literally everything except the spawn is created by players, including terraforming, roads, towns, farms, mines, etc. etc.? it's also really slow and grindy and requires a sub to get past level 20 in skills
well fuck that just play
wurm unlimited, you get:
- no sub required, buy once and you have access to everything since it's just a traditional game
- mod support
- the ability to play singleplayer, host private servers, or connect to dedicated servers
- everything that's in the mmo (sometimes they can be behind on bringing new patches from the mmo but who cares)
- custom map support
- the ability to change XP rates and action timers
- the ability to disable building decay/deed costs
this game is fucking god tier and if you didn't like wurm because of the sub/timesink/etc. this is the game for you
if anyone owns this and would be interested in a tgstation server fucking let me know because there is nothing i want in life more than to play this fucking game with people and all of the friends i bought it for are turdwheels who want to play normie bait like pubg or something
EDIT: how 2 play
step 1:
buy/install wurm unlimited on steam
as of the 9th the server is running the beta client for some reason, so change to the beta branch on steam
change your name on the launcher/settings if you want
connect to mythmoor prime, it usually has the most players online
step 2:
http://game.mythmoor.com/prime/map/
learn how to navigate using a map or you're going to have trouble with your life
we have a deed now so I can teleport you, hit any of the wurm players up on the discord and they can add you to the village, which gives you a one time teleport
step 3:
https://www.wurmpedia.com/index.php/Main_Page
the wiki has everything you need + tutorials and you can ask for help
current wurm gamers:
qbopper
nilons
xhagi
citrusgender, i think
naltronix
repukan, maybe?
qbmax
cedar/cedar's gf
colonicacid
animetiddies
protips:
if there's a guard tower nearby and something is killing you, type "guards!" in local chat and they'll help you - most deeds have a guard that will respond automatically as well
if you're lost but near a property, examine the ground and it'll say if you're on a deed, which you can search up on the map
if you drop your tent you can respawn at it and no one else can take shit from inside it
building fuck off huge houses and shit is a good way to get burnt out
focusing on leveling up your skills or making products to sell is a much better long term strategy and more interesting than making a 50x50 house
looking through the massive amount of cosmetic items to make your house pretty is also a good idea
we also have very little space - xhagi's house isn't even on the deed right now, and we're going to have to pay upkeep soon, so unless people get silver to expand the deed we're not going to have much space left on it - you can build next to the deed, but you'll have to put locks on your shit and deal with building decay
tl;dr just make a nice house for yourself and look through the skills to see what sounds interesting, don't go into this like minecraft where you need some giant project to stay entertained because that fucks up our limited space and results in "now what" sydrome
Re: wurm unlimited: wurm online for impatient people
Posted: Sun Oct 01, 2017 9:59 pm
by DemonFiren
but does it have lizzers
Re: wurm unlimited: wurm online for impatient people
Posted: Sun Oct 01, 2017 10:22 pm
by DrPillzRedux
>$30
Why?
Re: wurm unlimited: wurm online for impatient people
Posted: Sun Oct 01, 2017 10:23 pm
by XSI
Because they cant milk you for subscription money, so they want it all up front
Re: wurm unlimited: wurm online for impatient people
Posted: Mon Oct 02, 2017 12:37 am
by Rustledjimm
I'll think about getting it when my student loan comes in for nostalgic purposes.
Re: wurm unlimited: wurm online for impatient people
Posted: Mon Oct 02, 2017 2:22 am
by calzilla1
DemonFiren wrote:but does it have lizzers
No.
Re: wurm unlimited: wurm online for impatient people
Posted: Mon Oct 02, 2017 5:26 am
by Qbopper
DemonFiren wrote:but does it have lizzers
it has crocodiles that you can tame/use as mounts
DrPillzRedux wrote:>$30
Why?
because
XSI wrote:they cant milk you for subscription money, so they want it all up front
and honestly, I thought it was a perfectly reasonable price
Rustledjimm wrote:I'll think about getting it when my student loan comes in for nostalgic purposes.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Re: wurm unlimited: wurm online for impatient people
Posted: Mon Oct 02, 2017 7:16 pm
by XSI
Oh yeah, it's pretty reasonable.
Most people only play a few months anyway so you end up paying roughly the same
Re: wurm unlimited: wurm online for impatient people
Posted: Mon Oct 02, 2017 7:21 pm
by Qbopper
i wish rolf would pay me money to shill wurm because as it stands i currently give him money to do it
Re: wurm unlimited: wurm online for impatient people
Posted: Mon Oct 02, 2017 8:05 pm
by cedarbridge
Apparently this bullshit is on sale all week.
Re: wurm unlimited: wurm online for impatient people
Posted: Mon Oct 02, 2017 9:40 pm
by Qbopper
70% off HOLY FUCK
BUY IT
BUY HIS GAME
Re: wurm unlimited: wurm online for impatient people
Posted: Mon Oct 02, 2017 9:43 pm
by cedarbridge
Yeah but is anyone actually going to play it?
Re: wurm unlimited: wurm online for impatient people
Posted: Mon Oct 02, 2017 9:49 pm
by Aloraydrel
most likely not since you need a lot of people to consistently play it for it to be any fun
Re: wurm unlimited: wurm online for impatient people
Posted: Mon Oct 02, 2017 10:44 pm
by Qbopper
cedarbridge wrote:Yeah but is anyone actually going to play it?
i will
Aloraydrel wrote:most likely not since you need a lot of people to consistently play it for it to be any fun
FUCK YOU :^((((
Re: wurm unlimited: wurm online for impatient people
Posted: Mon Oct 02, 2017 10:52 pm
by Aloraydrel
i'm telling the truth since I played on the /v/ server before the guys gf shut down the server for some reason most of it was mindless grinding and nothing happening
Re: wurm unlimited: wurm online for impatient people
Posted: Mon Oct 02, 2017 11:06 pm
by cedarbridge
Aloraydrel wrote:i'm telling the truth since I played on the /v/ server before the guys gf shut down the server for some reason most of it was mindless grinding and nothing happening
>letting your normie gf touch the hardware
Re: wurm unlimited: wurm online for impatient people
Posted: Mon Oct 02, 2017 11:26 pm
by DemonFiren
>normie gf
>implying he isn't a normie himself for having a gf
Re: wurm unlimited: wurm online for impatient people
Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2017 5:10 am
by Qbopper
Aloraydrel wrote:i'm telling the truth since I played on the /v/ server before the guys gf shut down the server for some reason most of it was mindless grinding and nothing happening
it's a very love it or hate it type game i suppose
i could fucking play it forever tbh
Re: wurm unlimited: wurm online for impatient people
Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2017 5:23 am
by Rustledjimm
I got it fam
Re: wurm unlimited: wurm online for impatient people
Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2017 8:58 am
by XSI
Wurm is nice, but at this point I just can't get over the whole java thing
If they port the whole thing to a new, better engine, then I'll play
Even then I like seeing what people make in it. If you do play, post a LOT of screenshots
Re: wurm unlimited: wurm online for impatient people
Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2017 1:28 pm
by Qbopper
Rustledjimm wrote:I got it fam
I have reading week next week so I can teach you how to play and everything then
XSI wrote:Even then I like seeing what people make in it. If you do play, post a LOT of screenshots
i've never bothered doing this before due to a lack of audience so yeah
even if it's just me and rustled we can just join a public server in order to have people to interact with, so I can for sure take pics
Re: wurm unlimited: wurm online for impatient people
Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2017 8:21 pm
by Qbopper
what's going on it's ~YA BOI~ qbopper, back with another epic wurm unlimited unboxing, this time starring nilons
we joined
mythmoor prime because it has a lot of people on it
I connected and spawned in... not the spawn town, because I had played on this server for a second before
I was also poisoned and had to get into this big as fuck castle to meet nilons so i killed myself
instead of going to heaven, i was greeted by nilons who looks like oldman
nilons met a ghost
after that, we headed out of spawn to find somewhere to settle - nilons rightclicked on a bridge and smashed it with his shovel
he also broke something
you'll note that number is in scientific notation for some goddamn reason
after stumbling down the hill for a bit looking for the main road, we found an abandoned house with cotton lying around - knowing we would need something for bandages I suggested we take it
nilons does something hilarious that i'm not going to bother zooming in on
self explanatory image
we walked around for a little bit when suddenly I heard a skittering
nilons had no idea, but even without looking, I shouted "RUN"
we shit ourselves and ran, and just as we fled to a town, I noticed a bear had joined the pile
I checked nilons wounds, but thankfully he had only gotten away with a small bite, also he said xd again
we walked through town as I checked the map and nilons stared at lara croft tits
we continued through town, and got scared by some bees
at this point nilons had to go, so we stopped at the next town
not pictured: he typed "ECKS DEE" at this point
we also saw an animal rights violation
we started off to the east (off the image), and reached 'Colovian Harbor' when we escaped from the spider/bear
we decided to settle around where my cursor is on the image - we're going to continue in a day or two
i forgot to take pictures and i'm tired but i can add a shit load more pics/details to the next update if people like
when we get the town settled, people can get a one time teleport to the village, so if you're interested in joining you won't have to take one of these meme journeys which are a pain if you're brand new
Re: wurm unlimited: wurm online for impatient people
Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2017 8:35 pm
by D&B
is it resource intensive?
Re: wurm unlimited: wurm online for impatient people
Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2017 8:58 pm
by Nilons
D&B wrote:is it resource intensive?
Not really, it looks like this on max settings
Re: wurm unlimited: wurm online for impatient people
Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2017 9:07 pm
by Qbopper
D&B wrote:is it resource intensive?
on max it can get a little CPU intensive, but on lowest this runs on literally anything
Re: wurm unlimited: wurm online for impatient people
Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2017 9:51 pm
by XSI
It's java
That's like a worse BYOND
The resource use is more because it's an outdated thing than because graphics and physics
Re: wurm unlimited: wurm online for impatient people
Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2017 10:05 pm
by Qbopper
XSI wrote:It's java
That's like a worse BYOND
The resource use is more because it's an outdated thing than because graphics and physics
basically this
the lighting in this game is super fucking impressive considering the game is from 2006, coloured lights work, dynamic lights on players if you have a lantern - some of the vistas on high are gneuinely good looking
it isn't well optimized and the textures can have a wild range in quality, the animations suck and the combat is really fucking strange, but goddamn this game is so good anyways
Re: wurm unlimited: wurm online for impatient people
Posted: Sat Oct 07, 2017 7:24 pm
by Qbopper
we log back in and nilons "xd"s
this is no longer relevant, but we decide to head west of elyria, cut across the forest, then back onto the road and get to our destination
this didn't happen
so we do that
we get to the road, but I realize that someone is likely settling the spot we were headed to, so we head north to a nearby rock face
nilons gets lost like a retard but we find eachother again
arriving at the site, we noticed some pigs and a cow
we fucking murder the pigs
I begin to teach nilons how to play - we chop down a tree
I tell nilons how to saw planks, and he is immediately floored by how big the saw is
we need iron to get a house started, but we don't have the digging skill to create a mine yet, so we just dig a hole and refill it for a minute or two to get some ez levels
i don't remember why i took this picture
pic taken a little bit into the mine digging
nilons notices a giant fucking worlf, jesus
we strike rock!
wait FUCK
a bull is also here
we open up the rockface and create a mine
FUCK
i manage to lead a cow with my rope as i run
i manage to ride the cow and outpace the troll
why is there a guard here
turns out there's an abandoned town just down the hill
will update with more, we're still playing
Re: wurm unlimited: wurm online for impatient people
Posted: Sat Oct 07, 2017 8:09 pm
by Lumbermancer
>FPS:42
What a major improvement over OG wurm. Is it still Java?
Re: wurm unlimited: wurm online for impatient people
Posted: Sat Oct 07, 2017 9:59 pm
by Qbopper
Lumbermancer wrote:>FPS:42
What a major improvement over OG wurm. Is it still Java?
it is
my settings aren't exactly optimized though
Re: wurm unlimited: wurm online for impatient people
Posted: Sat Oct 07, 2017 10:01 pm
by cedarbridge
xd
Re: wurm unlimited: wurm online for impatient people
Posted: Sat Oct 07, 2017 10:08 pm
by Qbopper
cedarbridge wrote:xd
delet this
also i need to spoiler these images jesus fuck
Re: wurm unlimited: wurm online for impatient people
Posted: Sat Oct 07, 2017 10:10 pm
by CPTANT
So what does this game actually do well?
Re: wurm unlimited: wurm online for impatient people
Posted: Sat Oct 07, 2017 10:23 pm
by Qbopper
CPTANT wrote:So what does this game actually do well?
it's got some unbelievable opportunities for player creativity
if you sperg out on video games this game is crack
i'd go into more detail but i'm making some clay pots
Re: wurm unlimited: wurm online for impatient people
Posted: Sat Oct 07, 2017 11:20 pm
by Nilons
CPTANT wrote:So what does this game actually do well?
its hyper realistic medieval fantasy
Re: wurm unlimited: wurm online for impatient people
Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2017 1:32 am
by Qbopper
you can see us on the map now
Re: wurm unlimited: wurm online for impatient people
Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2017 2:36 am
by Xhagi
I bought this.
I will find you guys.
Re: wurm unlimited: wurm online for impatient people
Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2017 3:02 am
by Qbopper
Xhagi wrote:I bought this.
I will find you guys.
@ me on the discord and i'll hook you up
Re: wurm unlimited: wurm online for impatient people
Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2017 3:02 pm
by Qbmax32
I'll buy it if my alt plays with me
Re: wurm unlimited: wurm online for impatient people
Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2017 3:14 pm
by DemonFiren
jesus fuck all those pictures
Re: wurm unlimited: wurm online for impatient people
Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2017 4:59 pm
by Qbopper
Qbmax32 wrote:I'll buy it if my alt plays with me
Literally the entire point I'm shilling this so hard
DemonFiren wrote:jesus fuck all those pictures
Yeah oops
Future blogposts will be spoilered
Re: wurm unlimited: wurm online for impatient people
Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2017 6:01 pm
by Qbopper
directions if you're new and want to join
blog post today later
EDIT: I forgot, the servername is mythmoor prime
Re: wurm unlimited: wurm online for impatient people
Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2017 6:20 pm
by naltronix
i got it but because i share a steam acc with over 500 games i cant play wurm atm
Re: wurm unlimited: wurm online for impatient people
Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2017 7:19 pm
by XSI
Looking at that map, it seems there´s a whole lot of people on that server and they're all living close together
Re: wurm unlimited: wurm online for impatient people
Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2017 7:24 pm
by Qbopper
XSI wrote:Looking at that map, it seems there´s a whole lot of people on that server and they're all living close together
we settled relatively close to spawn because
nilons is a sperg i dunno
also, don't worry, the map isn't very representative of scale, we have plenty of wilderness around us
Re: wurm unlimited: wurm online for impatient people
Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2017 8:11 pm
by Nilons
Qbopper wrote:we settled relatively close to spawn because nilons is a sperg
everyone who has to walk from spawn can thank me later
Re: wurm unlimited: wurm online for impatient people
Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2017 8:24 pm
by Rustledjimm
I can start playing sometime this week.
Re: wurm unlimited: wurm online for impatient people
Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2017 8:31 pm
by DrPillzRedux
It's $9 today only so I'll get it, but I demand campfire drinking parties and a carriage to pick me up at spawn.
Re: wurm unlimited: wurm online for impatient people
Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2017 8:31 pm
by Nilons
DrPillzRedux wrote:It's $9 today only so I'll get it, but I demand campfire drinking parties and a carriage to pick me up at spawn.
no carriage but the drinking parties are gucci
Re: wurm unlimited: wurm online for impatient people
Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2017 8:47 pm
by Not-Dorsidarf
Bought this because im willing to forgive a lot of old-game arcane horseshit for £7