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Since I've started playing TG again I've really been pushing the envelope to see what I can get away with, to see if playing security is still awful.

I've given long sentences to non-antags for constantly being shit.
I've executed traitors with only the warden's permission.
I've fired a traitor out the mass driver (because shuttle was about to arrive and there was two other fucksticks in the holding area).
I've killed possible revs/cultists for no reason other than they're acting shifty and in the same area as actual cultist/revs and I didn't want to risk them stabbing us in the back.
I've demoted a HoP for being an all access giving cunt.

All without a single admin-pm.


Either admins have learned to not argue with me or we might've finally shaken off the shitty SoS oppression and entered a new golden age to wear the red.

Yet still no cunt plays sec at round start.
Start playing security you filthy animals!

thanks for admitting to line toeing and generally being shit in security.

Enjoy your rule zero ban.

Maybe people don't play Security more because their fellow officers are validhunting murderers?

oranges wrote:thanks for admitting to line toeing and generally being shit in security.

Enjoy your rule zero ban.

The meme fruitman strikes again.

oranges wrote:thanks for admitting to line toeing and generally being shit in security.

Enjoy your rule zero ban.

One can not know if the policy on paper matches the policy enforced unless one tests it.

And the things I've admitted to are within policy.

The rules on sec got lightened up a lot a few months ago. Now there's far less red tape between you and kicking the shit out of repeat greytiders.

can confirm, sec is pretty lax to play as lately, and i don't even validhunt actively

last greytider i had to deal with killed the HOS after being given a gulag sentence and kept demanding a "trial by combat " so I cuffbuckled him to a bed and debrained him. I didn't even get in trouble

Huh. Maybe it's time for me to put the red back on.

Security is still shit, but it'll never NOT be shit.

It's substantially better now, and I occasionally play sec now, rather than when it used to be that I'd just suicide as soon as I got it.

Improving/10

>Malkevin finally plays the game again and realizes the stuff he's been complaining about had been fixed months ago

Never thought I'd see the day

Kor wrote:>Malkevin finally plays the game again and realizes the stuff he's been complaining about had been fixed months ago

Never thought I'd see the day

Not my fault the game got so bad I had to play on some crazy ruski's rape sim to get some relief.
And even then I was still jumping onto TG occasionally, just playing by the old standards.

My grandad got a rescued dog that would shake in fear when you tried to pet it because it'd been abused in the past, even though it was in a much better situation now - same principle as that.

Then again, bans like this still happen:
https://tgstation13.org/phpBB/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=5714
So its not like all the things are fixed.

That's more a problem with the admin team than security though

>Either admins have learned to not argue with me
>I've really been pushing the envelope to see what I can get away with,

don't get too ahead of yourself

with power comes responsibility. Admins now sympathize with the shit that sec put up with at an all time high but actual shitsec will still be investigated and punished where necessary.

Another part of it is we dont get quite as many ahelps about it, but yeah i'm sure most people would agree they earned it.

"I've killed possible revs/cultists for no reason other than they're acting shifty and in the same area as actual cultist/revs and I didn't want to risk them stabbing us in the back." Is pretty shit though without more context here. Please stop.

It was cult, the eldritch god is being summoned centcom announcement had gone up, the HoS killed a lizard who was standing south of the cult base in maint.

Fair enough

Will you promise to stop forcing your security law rules lore thingy into everything now malk?

???

Oranges are yo okay?
Are you okay?
Are you okay Oranges are you okay?

i got a note for killing someone who spam disarmed and pushed me fnr.

not even gonna lie. It was totally worth it.

I feel like a server that does security right is Archangel, that 40k server. You get some decently robust, cool looking armor, a bunch of gear, and a lasgun which is literally a laser with 150 ammo and you can have spare mags in your belt. You feel so so very powerful even though you're the weakest shit in the game and get murdered horribly by everything in existence and it never gets old. You suck and don't really know it until after you're dead and it's great.
On here you don't get any of that. You have a bunch of stun weaponry, armor that doesn't look very good, and you also don't have an excuse to fire a retarded amount of lasers at any problem you may face so you never ever feel powerful. You just suck and you know it.

Zilenan91 wrote:I feel like a server that does security right is Archangel, that 40k server. You get some decently robust, cool looking armor, a bunch of gear, and a lasgun which is literally a laser with 150 ammo and you can have spare mags in your belt. You feel so so very powerful even though you're the weakest shit in the game and get murdered horribly by everything in existence and it never gets old. You suck and don't really know it until after you're dead and it's great.
On here you don't get any of that. You have a bunch of stun weaponry, armor that doesn't look very good, and you also don't have an excuse to fire a retarded amount of lasers at any problem you may face so you never ever feel powerful. You just suck and you know it.

i wouldn't say sec sucks
tasers and batons are absolutely fucking nutty

They're powerful, but you don't feel powerful using them. Here you just smack somebody until they die, there you either knife them to death with bayonets or pump them with a shitton of lasgun shots. It feels a lot better shooting someone to death than slowly beating them to death while you turn the baton on and off to keep them floored.

in a startling twist of events, it turns out malkevin has a shitty "security shoots first" attitude

you'll find it's not the admins you should worry about when you act like a snarling, murder-y despot

My baton thirsts for the blood of greybacked maint troll.


If its a choice between blowing away some scumbag or making some unlucky bastard in the wrong place a statistic vs becoming a loot pinata and endangering my team, I'm going to choose the former every time.

If I kill a guy that I wasn't supposed to I have no problem taking him to cloning and cuffing him when he pops out the pod. Unless medbay is a hotbed of sedition and criminality which will get me killed (nearly always is)

IcePacks wrote:in a startling twist of events, it turns out malkevin has a shitty "security shoots first" attitude

you'll find it's not the admins you should worry about when you act like a snarling, murder-y despot

HANDS UP DON'T SHOOT

Honestly as long as sec clone their kills if they realise they shouldn't have donked them after all, nobody gives a damn who sec kills below the "dragging in off the corridors and spacing" level.

If the situation allows that wrongfully killed person to be cloned then the situation probably wasn't actually bad enough for them to get killed in the first place.

Its extremely rare that sec manages to regain control of the station after the shit's hit the fan without creating a big pile of bodies

Malkevin wrote:Since I've started playing TG again I've really been pushing the envelope to see what I can get away with, to see if playing security is still awful.

I've given long sentences to non-antags for constantly being shit.
I've executed traitors with only the warden's permission.
I've fired a traitor out the mass driver (because shuttle was about to arrive and there was two other fucksticks in the holding area).
I've killed possible revs/cultists for no reason other than they're acting shifty and in the same area as actual cultist/revs and I didn't want to risk them stabbing us in the back.
I've demoted a HoP for being an all access giving cunt.

All without a single admin-pm.


Either admins have learned to not argue with me or we might've finally shaken off the shitty SoS oppression and entered a new golden age to wear the red.

Yet still no cunt plays sec at round start.
Start playing security you filthy animals!

Just don't replace the brig times with beatings.
That ban stung.

Malkevin wrote: I've executed traitors with only the warden's permission.
I've killed possible revs/cultists for no reason other than they're acting shifty and in the same area as actual cultist/revs and I didn't want to risk them stabbing us in the back.

but why

also, related: admins often only are aware of things if people ahelp them

Qbopper wrote:also, related: admins often only are aware of things if people ahelp them

fucking this

admins can see a lot of things, but we have to specifically look for it, we cannot see everything that goes on in every part of the station at once. if you don't give us a basic idea of what's going on -- such as THE PERSON'S NAME, 50% of ahelps I answer are missing this -- we can't do shit even if we want to

And to refer back to what this thread was originally about. If I have to start dealing with a stream of Redtide ("ha I can go anywhere and take anything I want and if you touch me you're going to the gualg kiddo") shit I'm going to slam dunk you into the trash.

A while back I was playing warden I ended up downing some grey tiding chemist in the permabrig toilet while beating him to death. I got bwoinked for it but after I explained what happened the amin ruled it valid. Actually I think the chemist might have been banned

Good times

bandit wrote:

Qbopper wrote:also, related: admins often only are aware of things if people ahelp them

fucking this

admins can see a lot of things, but we have to specifically look for it, we cannot see everything that goes on in every part of the station at once. if you don't give us a basic idea of what's going on -- such as THE PERSON'S NAME, 50% of ahelps I answer are missing this -- we can't do shit even if we want to

"is it valid"
"is he an antag"

BeeSting12 wrote:

bandit wrote:

Qbopper wrote:also, related: admins often only are aware of things if people ahelp them

fucking this

admins can see a lot of things, but we have to specifically look for it, we cannot see everything that goes on in every part of the station at once. if you don't give us a basic idea of what's going on -- such as THE PERSON'S NAME, 50% of ahelps I answer are missing this -- we can't do shit even if we want to

"is it valid"
"is he an antag"

>HELP: uhhhhhhhhhhh why is he killing me??? is he a traitor?????
>go to look at the ahelper
>they're standing there iwht like 4 brute damage
>check attack logs and somebody punched them once
nigga

Aiding and abetting is my favorite charge ever.

If you play sec be prepared to respond to bwoinks. Even if you did nothing wrong, people are going to be salty.

Super Aggro Crag wrote:last greytider i had to deal with killed the HOS after being given a gulag sentence and kept demanding a "trial by combat " so I cuffbuckled him to a bed and debrained him. I didn't even get in trouble

Wait, I think that was me

If you kill or make a clear attempt to kill someone you're automatically valid

>everyone responding to a necro'd thread.

>continuing the necro

TehSteveo wrote:>everyone responding to a necro'd thread.

The steveo is meowing...

This is the perfect example of a bad necro because it literally responded to a post from a year ago like it was an ongoing conversation. Go fuck yourself obviously things said a year ago will not be entirely correct a year later what did you feel you needed to add to this conversation so desperately

oh god it was a necro and I responded like it was a new thread

fuck

here, ill come play HoS for a couple of rounds and ruin it for everyone

you think you know gulag memes?
pfft nigger im putting fucking conveyer belts to the gulag

John_Oxford wrote:here, ill come play HoS for a couple of rounds and ruin it for everyone

you think you know gulag memes?
pfft John Oxford im putting fucking conveyer belts to the gulag

You act like this isn't ordinary for a round of Cox sec

look at these two dumbasses desperate for some sort of claim to """"""fame""""" so they try to "distinguish" themselves from the rest of the paste eating /tg/station autists by talking about how shitty they are

have you ever seen two dumber saps in your entire LIFE

well not until you posted at least