/tg/Station 13

Today I am pleased to announce that a shop has been setup with some ss13 themed gear.

http://tgstation13.spreadshirt.com

Markup is set to 30% rounded down to the nearest .95

This has all be done with the help of Chocobro who came up with the designs and helped set up the shop.

Why would I want real people to know I play SS13?

Though those security jumpers look neat.

I like the Space Cola mug, I dunno about the clothes. I 100% fear what would happen if someone found out who I am in real life.

>nothing with Ian

H A I L C A R G O N I A

for posterity's sake I should say that i'm chocobro - it says so in the description of Changelog vids, but just in case.
PM me on the forums/irc with any questions regarding the store

Where is the robust coffee mug?

in the idea box, because I made threads asking for ideas 3 months ago.
it might be a future product. we've been working on this for a while, and we now get the ins and outs, but it's been so much of a ballache that we're probably going to hold off on new stuff for a little bit. if you have any more ideas though, PM them at me.

>Women's
>Slim Fit

ahahaha what planet are you on

We're not all obese middle-aged men. I hope.

Hail Cargonia

Finally moicendizin'! The true money maker!

Stickymayhem wrote:>Women's
>Slim Fit

ahahaha what planet are you on

Rude!

Anyway I think we need a Cargonia independence t-shirt or something.
But yeah as Ricotez said, we need something Ian related!

Also the sec stuff awesome! Nice designs!

I would buy a mug with Ian or the Nanotrasen logo

I'm a bit more hesitant about t-shirts because I actually have to wear them

So, where are the profits going?

Idk but I just bought 109$ CND worth of swag
Will post pictures when they arrive

Pussy Wagon and stunbaton keychains when

i really like the black zip hoodie, but I just wish it was a pullover, with that same design on the back and nothing on the front

>No conversion kits to turn your 10/22 into a CR-20g

Its like you don't want my money.

Loonikus wrote:>No conversion kits to turn your 10/22 into a CR-20g

i don't know what either of those things are also they'd need to be custom made and ordered in bulk which is something spreadshirt doesn't do

Takeguru wrote:Pussy Wagon and stunbaton keychains when

when spreadshirt allows keychain printing

tedward1337 wrote:Idk but I just bought 109$ CND worth of swag
Will post pictures when they arrive

nice thanks friend

Falamazeer wrote:So, where are the profits going?

towards server maintenance, a small amount is going towards me as commission though

Ricotez wrote:I would buy a mug with Ian or the Nanotrasen logo

i'll brainstorm to see if i can do anything special

peoplearestrange wrote:Anyway I think we need a Cargonia independence t-shirt or something.

do you mean the Cargonia design but on a shirt?

Stickymayhem wrote:>Women's
>Slim Fit

fatty

QuartzCrystal wrote:I 100% fear what would happen if someone found out who I am in real life.

how does it feel to be this insecure?

do you think anyone would care if you said something like "I sometimes like to play this game on the internet"?

Almost certainly going to order one of the Syndicate Balloon shirts in the near future. However, I think it would be a neat idea to, sometime in the future, start designing Hardsuit hoodies. I can't imagine it would be too hard to take the Sprites and transpose them onto hoodies and shirts. Though I can imagine demand might not be that high, which is extremely unfortunate.

not to mention that especially the Engineering hardsuit looks a lot like the RIG suit from Dead Space

[youtube]AEKbFMvkLIc[/youtube]

ideas for more gear:
- actual syndicate balloons
- department dufflebags/satchels
- bike horns
- wet floor signs
- medal of captaincy
- nuke disk
- iphone cases that look like various pdas
- clown t-shirts

mosquitoman wrote:ideas for more gear:
- actual syndicate balloons
- department dufflebags/satchels
- bike horns
- wet floor signs
- medal of captaincy
- nuke disk
- iphone cases that look like various pdas
- clown t-shirts

thanks! most of these are a little too generic to be sold on a niche store, but you definitely gave me some good ideas! watch this space!
by this space i mean the store not this actual space in its actual position inside a post made by a bozo on the internet

Stickymayhem wrote:>Women's
>Slim Fit

ahahaha what planet are you on

rofl, on the other side of this coin we have the fact that the Women's slim fits SMALL is too big for me by 3-4 Inches.

Edit: Slightly braggy, but I don't have much else to brag about so w/e.

These things only "work" if they're subtle.

The headrev/syndicate shirts are a great example. They don't look too out of the ordinary to anyone who has no idea what they are. I'll probably end up buying one of the security force muscle shirts in red and use it for workout clothing to inspire me to get more robust. It's equally subtle. Most people will take one glance at it and just see "generic varsity t-shirt" and not give a fuck.

Making a full-on pixelated rig suit hoody is shameful. If you're the kind of person who would wear shit like this everyday nonchalantly you're a toolbox:



The "Hail Cargonia" shit is juuuuust over the line. It's obviously SS13 shit to anyone who knows, but to everyone else you have some weird graphic of a bloody shopping cart thing.

tl;dr the point of a good niche t-shirt is that it's a nerdy thing without making you look like a total fucking nerd. it either has to be designed so well everyone can appreciate it, or so subtle nobody will notice if they don't already know.

I saw a digg ad and accidentally closed the tab before I could shitpost on it, seems like you have a whole $10 unaccounted for on the patreon and I demand to see it in the form of a pie chart.

Also /r/tgstation13 is mine forever.

An0n3 wrote:These things only "work" if they're subtle.

what's more subtle than a game that only 700 people play worldwide llo
(thanks for the informative post tho)
((is that assassin's creed merch? it sucks))

callanrockslol wrote:Also /r/tgstation13 is mine forever.

oh no you foiled my plans!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! or something


i don't know if we'd be able to print directly onto the hood of a hoodie, especially not with spreadshirt - their creator is pretty limiting. if /tg/station gets like $2k we could order it in bulk, but ultimately, no go on hardsuits. rippers????

oranges wrote:Don't delete my posts PAS you damn cuck

wasn't even shitposting it was genuinely related to the topic at hand

thanks tone police

420weedscopes wrote: what's more subtle than a game that only 700 people play worldwide llo
(thanks for the informative post tho)
((is that assassin's creed merch? it sucks))

That's the thing though. It'll just look like "some dumb videogame bullshit" to everyone.

My point is that the best dumb videogame bullshit doesn't immediately reveal itself to be dumb videogame bullshit. This is fashion, whether you like it or not. These /tg/station clothes exist to send a message through the outfit you're wearing: "I play this game". That's a fashion statement.

Chocobro I submit this as a design for people to wear



edit:It should have the singularity sprite hidden on the back

No man something like

"I prayed for a Singularity"

With a picture of a singularity here
and then underneath it

"And all I got was BANNED."

An0n3 wrote:No man something like

"I prayed for a Singularity"

With a picture of a singularity here
and then underneath it

"And all I got was BANNED."

A person crying tears of cookie crumbs.

An0n3 wrote:No man something like

"I prayed for a Singularity"

With a picture of a singularity here
and then underneath it

"And all I got was BANNED."

Hahhaha omg I want that.

callanrockslol wrote: A person crying tears of cookie crumbs.

My sides XD

I tried to vectorize Nar-Sie and the singulo months ago, it's not possible to have it on spreadshirt since it has more than 3 colours. it's got like 400.

Something like the schematics of a cyborg body would be cool, but you'd need an artist for that.

Also I really want more stuff that looks like normal branded products, except the brand is Nanotrasen.

Ricotez wrote:Something like the schematics of a cyborg body would be cool, but you'd need an artist for that.

Also I really want more stuff that looks like normal branded products, except the brand is Nanotrasen.

Also good. Something like this but with the Security Borg would be fuckin' rad

Pussy Wagon and stun baton key chain things would be fucking amazing.

Also, i can point out, we have maybe 10 actual women in total that play on the server actively. 5 of which are presumeably real murcians, and would never fit into a slim fit. Then we have 5 whom are not from america, or are from cali, because obviously anyone not from america is a fucking super model.
Also, >assuming everyone that plays ss13 is a morbidly obese 45 year old

Also, i woulden't have a problem making design layouts for quite literally everything. But its hard to do with something that comprises of pixels, if we can get a artist to start a side facing and front facing version of a security borg, it wouldn't be to hard to make a design lay out. I'd be able to draw parts inside the borg, and what not, just not the entire borg itself.

Its not the rest of the worlds fault we're so beautiful and fit into actual clothing mate.

Is it okay to sell a PussyWagon keychain?

Scott wrote:Is it okay to sell a PussyWagon keychain?

I'd doubt it, it's probably IP of Tarantino as isn't it a reference from Kill Bill?

Didn't we have a merchandise thread on the old forums?

EDIT: Found it!

We need a Ian plush.

Redblaze3000 wrote:We need a Ian plush.

honestly any corgi plush would do

With a HoP cap and/or Ian collar to differentiate it from any old corgi?

Wait, for ultimate stupidness we need a beepsky toy or plush that says the things he says.

Redblaze3000 wrote:Wait, for ultimate stupidness we need a beepsky toy or plush that says the things he says.

"Have a secure day"


Edit: My clothes came in today, p good shit.

Varsity Security hoodie And Syndiecake Shirt