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Posted: **Wed Jun 03, 2015 2:18 pm**

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PKPenguin321 wrote:Unfortunately, summer is coming, and with it there will likely be a lot of new worthless fucking greyshirts players who need a little bit of ooc in ic so they know how to play.

I had to learn without OOC because I took no IC in OOC quite literally. I spent about 2-3 weeks no knowing how to take my backpack off or how to eat

Posted: **Wed Jun 03, 2015 4:46 pm**

When your connection discos and during that 10 second window you come back to see some shit of a greyshirt trying to loot your stuff.

Posted: **Wed Jun 03, 2015 5:44 pm**

Amnestik wrote:
Miauw wrote:"lol i hate it when people are shit to me when im shit to them"
People get really upset when they get tabled, it seems. I personally find it pretty fun, provided they aren't trying to steal your shit.

So I guess you wouldn't mind if security suddenly decides to taze you for no reason but doesn't actually do anything else to you?

Posted: **Wed Jun 03, 2015 11:10 pm**

Amnestik wrote:
Miauw wrote:"lol i hate it when people are shit to me when im shit to them"
People get really upset when they get tabled, it seems. I personally find it pretty fun, provided they aren't trying to steal your shit.

Whatever you say, Pushes-And-Shoves.

Posted: **Thu Jun 04, 2015 3:54 pm**

Amnestik wrote:
Miauw wrote:"lol i hate it when people are shit to me when im shit to them"
People get really upset when they get tabled, it seems. I personally find it pretty fun, provided they aren't trying to steal your shit.

Tabling while hilarious in some instances leaves anyone getting tabled stunned for long enough to either be looted or be chain stunned. So if you really think going around tabling someone FNR and you don't expect someone to fight back then you're rather dense.

Posted: **Thu Jun 04, 2015 9:39 pm**

Not-Dorsidarf wrote:
Ricotez wrote:
EndgamerAzari wrote:Ass

Posted: **Thu Jun 04, 2015 10:08 pm**

People who quasi OOC-IC when you do something like bucklecuff them, saying shit like "I'll calling CentCom"

Posted: **Thu Jun 04, 2015 10:59 pm**

I actually love that. I'm not generally an evil player, but when I'm a traitor disguised as security and start murdering someone in the gulag and they scream "((OKA YYOU SHIT GRIEFER I ADMNIMHELPING YOU))" I get this delightful chuckle

Posted: **Thu Jun 04, 2015 11:08 pm**

PKPenguin321 wrote:I actually love that. I'm not generally an evil player, but when I'm a traitor disguised as security and start murdering someone in the gulag and they scream "((OKA YYOU SHIT GRIEFER I ADMNIMHELPING YOU))" I get this delightful chuckle

(()) is an acceptance of defeat on their part

Passive-aggressive quasi-OOC-IC is worse IMO

Posted: **Fri Jun 05, 2015 1:39 pm**

Miners who mine and DON'T PICK UP THEIR FUCKING MINERALS HOLY FUCK. A few sprinklings of metal or sand I can understand but I've walked right by deposits of gold and uranium and shit, just chilling there. Do you really just get THAT MUCH out of imaginary hitting imaginary asteroids in imaginary 2D spessmens?

Posted: **Sat Jun 06, 2015 5:24 pm**

8 hour Autism rounds because R&D hasn't turned every one into beings of pure energy and robust.

The whole fact solar can power the entire station when in fact if should be just enough with sacrifices. IE Turning off power where its not needed and leaving large chunks of the station un-powered

The whole lets get rid of lord sing so i can do my 8 hour Autism fest because a loose sing 15 minutes in ruined my ass with shuttle call.

Posted: **Sun Jun 07, 2015 12:02 pm**

LunchboxKilla wrote: The whole fact solar can power the entire station when in fact if should be just enough with sacrifices. IE Turning off power where its not needed and leaving large chunks of the station un-powered

This is why I'd like to see some much more powerhungry devices on the station. Leave solars there as the "emergency backup power supply that can keep the lights on, people breathing, and the most basic of functions" but jesus christ let's give the singulo/supermatter a reason to exist (and the engineers a reason to do fun shit like supercooled plasma in the collectors or having four singulos going at once besides simply having BIGGER NUMBERS in the powernet)

Posted: **Mon Jun 08, 2015 6:15 am**

I still think that above 2.5 mega(giga?)watts, all electric shocks should dust() you

Posted: **Mon Jun 08, 2015 7:38 am**

Megawatts. Gigawatts are something that you won't see on the station until you can somehow contain a S5.

Posted: **Mon Jun 08, 2015 7:48 am**

Scones wrote:People who quasi OOC-IC when you do something like bucklecuff them, saying shit like "I'll calling CentCom"

Along with competently setting up an space emitter battery to wreck blobs, people who get so mad to the point where they imply that they're adminhelping give me the biggest fucking boner ever holy shit

it is so impossible to describe just how big of a boner I get when it happens oh my god, it's not even a pet peeve, it's a highlight of my day when it happens. I mean, they usually deserve it too, so no guilt either.

Posted: **Mon Jun 08, 2015 9:39 am**

I'm not really a fan of when people break out the speciesism. 'Gas the liggers race war now' lost its novelty after the first few times.

DemonFiren wrote:Megawatts. Gigawatts are something that you won't see on the station until you can somehow contain a S5.

1,000W = 1kW
1,000,000W = 1,000kW = 1MW (It'll appear as something like 1.063e+006W if you ping a wire.)
1,000,000,000W = 1,000,000kW = 1,000MW = 1GW (If you somehow ever get this big, it'll look like 1.063e+009W or something.)

Posted: **Mon Jun 08, 2015 10:08 am**

I have once gotten the singulo running at over a giggawatt, doesn't actually require that much modification and it is 100% stable.

Posted: **Mon Jun 08, 2015 6:48 pm**

TheNightingale wrote:I'm not really a fan of when people break out the speciesism. 'Gas the liggers race war now' lost its novelty after the first few times.

I'm not really a fan of the controversy behind having multiple roundstart species and honestly feel it would be for the best if they were never added/quickly reverted, but can't even say that without people going "u ssspeciessst u jussst dont liek muh sssnowflake lizardsss"

Posted: **Mon Jun 08, 2015 6:49 pm**

Max containable stage singulo completely surrounded by a double-rank of filled collectors might nudge a gigawatt. Seeing as the output when you wire a standard singulo to the grid is 1.2 megawatt.

(for reference, a single gigawatt is four full powersinks. Not their drain, their total capacity before exploding)

I have no problem with lizardpeople (Who are often some of the best players), and I actually play them occasionally. I only go total hitler when they try to subvert the AI to human themself (You chose not to have AI protection, man) or someone demands that the AI follow law 2 orders / the AI declares that it's considering lizards human this shift

Posted: **Mon Jun 08, 2015 7:47 pm**

Rev rounds.

Namely the ones where sec implants people and then just throws them out of the brig.

Where they then get violently murdered because removing implants is a hassle or something

Posted: **Mon Jun 08, 2015 8:45 pm**

sounds like you need to git gud at defending yourself.

Posted: **Tue Jun 09, 2015 1:43 am**

Getting DCed and being unable to reconnect for the remainder of the round when actually doing interesting things.
Seriously this shit has happened twice today and I have no clue how to get back in. Actually mad.

Posted: **Wed Jun 10, 2015 3:55 pm**

Or worse, get DCed and then have to watch a shitty 30 second ad just to come back in. Where you wonder if your shit has been stolen or not.

Posted: **Wed Jun 10, 2015 7:17 pm**

am I the only one who never sees any ads when connecting?

Posted: **Wed Jun 10, 2015 9:03 pm**

Validhunters. Not just normal validhunters (I can understand that) but extreme validhunters. I mean, if a sec officer takes a cham projector from evidence storage and goes around disguised as a clown mask, the kind of person who would make a stunprod and cablecuffs, kidnap the person, space them, and then keep the chameleon projector for themself.

Posted: **Thu Jun 11, 2015 11:34 am**

Xhuis wrote:Validhunters. Not just normal validhunters (I can understand that) but extreme validhunters. I mean, if a sec officer takes a cham projector from evidence storage and goes around disguised as a clown mask, the kind of person who would make a stunprod and cablecuffs, kidnap the person, space them, and then keep the chameleon projector for themself.

Leaving aside the cham projector, I remember one engineer who was exactly as you describred. I was antag (And quite evil at that, no excuses), the guy simply saw me acting suspiciously, wordlessly took out his stunprod (just having that item puts the person in question in my shit list immediately) and attacked me.
Just as wordlessly, he kidnapped me, searched my stuff (including multiple bombs) spaced and bombed me, because apparently security couldn't contain me. Later he went to deactivate a non-rogue AI, also wordlessly.

Sometimes the station needs a hero to save it from all kinds of enemies, and sometimes you got apprentices of the punisher ruining the fun of everyone but themselves because they can.

Posted: **Thu Jun 11, 2015 11:59 am**

capi duffman wrote: wordlessly took out his stunprod (just having that item puts the person in question in my shit list immediately)

People with stunprods. If you have a good reason for it (confirmed operatives, the traitor is murdering everyone), that's fine, but making a stunprod when you get on station? Nope.

I was a Centcomm Official yesterday (adminspawned for a surprise inspection), and a delightful greyshirt decided to stunprod me and take my things. The next time I found them alone I tried to disabler them, and was stunprodded, cablecuffed and hatcheted to death.

I don't think I've ever actually seen a stunprod used for something legitimate...

Posted: **Thu Jun 11, 2015 12:11 pm**

I generally make stunprods because I expect other people to make stunprods, and because literally everyone shits all over lizards, anyway.

Posted: **Thu Jun 11, 2015 12:19 pm**

If you're a lizard, you're exempt from any crime. Just make sure the Officer arresting you is a lizard too.

Posted: **Thu Jun 11, 2015 3:00 pm**

I used to be a bit of a shit with stunprods when I played cargo alot but I never took it outside of my department. I only had it because of greyshits breaking in for my much coveted insulated gloves.
I got so annoyed one time that I replaced the gloves in with fakes and wired the crate to stun people, and hid the real ones in a toolbox. I think I came back to see a few assistants and the clown with more burns than usual...

Posted: **Fri Jun 12, 2015 6:16 am**

Anonmare wrote:I got so annoyed one time that I replaced the gloves in with fakes and wired the crate to stun people, and hid the real ones in a toolbox. I think I came back to see a few assistants and the clown with more burns than usual...

Leaving bait-crates in places that shitlers will see them is one of the best things about working cargo. As for stunprods, plasma-injecting cells as an antag and watching the lil' validhunters gleefully take this glorious weapon that's lying on the ground and blow themselves up with it is pretty much good feelings all round.

Posted: **Fri Jun 12, 2015 11:39 am**

When people pronounce "author" as "arthur"

Posted: **Fri Jun 19, 2015 5:40 am**

Holy shit we do not need a rage cage every fucking round

Posted: **Fri Jun 19, 2015 5:48 am**

Anyone who feels the need to search the locker/crate you're dragging around. If I don't leave it open to show I have nothing in it I have everyone and their mother chasing me down to make sure I don't have anything. Really, what do you expect? That I'd carry a crate full of syndicate gear through a busy hallway?

Posted: **Fri Jun 19, 2015 6:55 am**

One Seven One wrote:Anyone who feels the need to search the locker/crate you're dragging around. If I don't leave it open to show I have nothing in it I have everyone and their mother chasing me down to make sure I don't have anything. Really, what do you expect? That I'd carry a crate full of syndicate gear through a busy hallway?

And then people STILL think it's a great idea to nick the iron ore/living, honking clown I've got in there.

Posted: **Fri Jun 19, 2015 10:05 am**

Either transport your stuff in a locked crate or stick a shocker onto them.

Posted: **Fri Jun 19, 2015 5:46 pm**

People that whine when you forceborg them as a traitor, even after they've been emagged. "Waaah why did you kill me waaah I would have just helped you as a human if you had asked!" Right, sure you fucking would've, you liar. One time in particular one of my borgs just stood perfectly still and asked "What will happen if I break my laws?" Like, come the fuck on, I could've just killed you and left you there, dead. At least you're alive, and as an antag at that. I think with that particular borg I did actually just deconstruct it and put the brain in the destructive analyzer. IIRC, that same round two or three of my borgs got caught, heard the crew saying to blow the borgs, then walked to the RD's office and did not enter it but instead watched from the window saying "Please do not blow me." Like, fuck, do you just not want to play as an antag? Seriously shitty behavior. They did get blown, all of them, including the one I was standing right next to (and the blast killed me, too).

Posted: **Fri Jun 19, 2015 6:13 pm**

PKPenguin321 wrote:-snip dogg-

I sure as hell don't see people complaining when they stumble upon a forceborger. I have literally seen people jump into those. On one round I was a sec officer and I stood in front of it so people couldn't get in - I lost count of how many people tried to shove past me.

Posted: **Sat Jun 20, 2015 1:27 am**

Yes, I know, but it's essentially the same thing. Either way, you are made into an antag cyborg. I'm just confused why people would get upset about being emagged yet gleefully charge into malf AI forceborgers.

Posted: **Sat Jun 20, 2015 12:55 pm**

Because one is by choice, and the other is by force.

Posted: **Sat Jun 20, 2015 7:20 pm**

There is a special place in Space Hell for paperwork-nazi HoPs. Just ask if somebody can have access over the command channel.

Posted: **Sat Jun 20, 2015 7:41 pm**

Luke Cox wrote:There is a special place in Space Hell for paperwork-nazi HoPs. Just ask if somebody can have access over the command channel.

I go out of my way to kill bureaucrats as a traitor.

Looking at you Guillermo Focell.

Posted: **Sat Jun 20, 2015 8:24 pm**

I always require paperwork as HoP. Often stamped, and in triplicate. When somebody comes prepared with all needed forms I claim that they should use black, and not blue pen or something like that. Or that they need to fill another form for some reason. If I just hand access to people randomly I don't have anything to do for the rest of the round.

At the very least I require a written, stamped, and signed permission from the station head whose department the person wants access to, one copy for my records, another for the person who asks. Copiers exist for a reason.

Posted: **Sat Jun 20, 2015 8:41 pm**

mosquitoman wrote:i'm a nazi

Posted: **Sat Jun 20, 2015 10:52 pm**

No, no, the nazis didn't have that much paperwork. He's Soviet.

Posted: **Sun Jun 21, 2015 7:54 am**

mosquitoman wrote:I always require paperwork as HoP. Often stamped, and in triplicate. When somebody comes prepared with all needed forms I claim that they should use black, and not blue pen or something like that. Or that they need to fill another form for some reason. If I just hand access to people randomly I don't have anything to do for the rest of the round.

At the very least I require a written, stamped, and signed permission from the station head whose department the person wants access to, one copy for my records, another for the person who asks. Copiers exist for a reason.

>Resident forum conspiracy theorist
>Asshole as HoP
yeah, not surprised

Posted: **Sun Jun 21, 2015 11:01 am**

mosquitoman wrote:I always require paperwork as HoP. Often stamped, and in triplicate. When somebody comes prepared with all needed forms I claim that they should use black, and not blue pen or something like that. Or that they need to fill another form for some reason. If I just hand access to people randomly I don't have anything to do for the rest of the round.

At the very least I require a written, stamped, and signed permission from the station head whose department the person wants access to, one copy for my records, another for the person who asks. Copiers exist for a reason.

I'm VERY difficult to upset... but this gets me everytime. Saying 'NO' as HoP is fine, but:
Why don't you just omit the paperwork and tell everyone to fuck right off, because you won't give access one way or another unless they suck your dick and/or you are feeling generous.
Thank god department consoles were added. Can let people get access without the Head of Powertripping.

Posted: **Sun Jun 21, 2015 12:14 pm**

Kidnap Ian and hold him hostage for all-access. If the Head of Paperwork says yes, use your new access to replace them. If they say no, you've got a free dog. Win/win.

Posted: **Wed Jun 24, 2015 6:41 am**

pet peeve:
>join server
>"Downloading resources (3.5 MB of 45.5 MB)"
>it finishes after a few million years
>starts up again for no reason
>"Downloading resources (0.0067 MB of 5,612 MB)"
why

Posted: **Wed Jun 24, 2015 5:50 pm**

That's the problem with the new "update between rounds" function, I think.

Posted: **Fri Jun 26, 2015 1:30 pm**

Laser tag guns and foam dart bows (and now shotguns etc) and cap guns and toy eswords, and the asshats that think its funny shooting them at amped up PTSD suffering security officers

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