/tg/Station 13

Meanwhile, the RD uploaded You Are The Only Human to the AI, and it's deathborgs roam the halls as the roboticists are forced to pump out more for the victims.

The big problem with lizard heads is that they sign up as captain/spawn as captain and immediately rush the upload to human all the lizards. And don't bother to Arr Pee beyond "Master race lizards :^)"

← From Miss Tits (Mime):
*wink¨*

And if you have the time, and I cannot state this enough, get a 10u synaptazine, 5u antitoxin, 10u hyperzine 10u DD 10u coffee chem implant. One for yourself, one for the captain, one for each sec officer who wants to be unstunnable, uncryostingable, and able to leap back up and taser that ebow fuck...

No, the shuttle consoles, peoplearestrange.

*ping

Also the poll was at 11:15, then allura went on badger and told everyone about the poll, and it was 16:16 within about five minutes.

That's the most effort I've seen put into filler code.


Also holy shit this is real burn it.

Also, lizards were allowed in on the sole premise of "No more fucking aliens", so if by some miracle this isn't a joke, lizards will have to be reverted. Lizards haven't even filled their cover role that was used to get them in either, since they're less second-class citizens and more like...

Look at the actual code, it's clearly a joke PR. + if(prob(50)) + message = pick( + "GOD, PLEASE", + "NO, GOD", + "AGGGGGGGH", + )+" " + message += pick( + "KILL ME", + "END MY SUFFERING", + "I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE", + )

But eating soley from vending machines isn't meant to be " a viable option". That was the whole point of this change. Just grab pun-pun and hop the desk.

Yeah, Phazons should require the stuff from any anomaly core to make

Goon is fun in a sort of "Holy fucking shit what is happening!?!?" way, which is why I play it when extended rounds on badger get too much.

Laggy and ugly though.

I find there aren't enough doors and stuff on this map.

Like, there's only one way into escape, and the chapel next door feels closed off and isolated. Maybe do a glass wall and a door? Same with the library. Huge wall all the way down, prevents library from being a through route

Step 1) Go to admins.txt

Step 2) CTRL-F "Hornygranny"

Step 3) Replace with "[Holy/Heavenly/Hellish/Hard-ass/High/Hyper/Hotel/Hippo]granny"

Step 4) Your administration/codebase is now in line with policy.







Help it's late here

You neglected to mention here ( I was in this round ) That you had been coloring every damn floor in the station. There was a solid carpet of multicolor crayon runes all the way from medbay foyer to mining, despite being told to stop repeatedly, and on one occasion shot by me ( The detective ), drag...

Bluespace is real cool. One of my favorite admins (And quite often the only one I see around)

That is a shifty awful stupid badbadbad idea psy. Just nonono.

Just because you get your jollies from bucklecuffing prisoners in interrogation and leaving them there doesnt mean that playershoulf be forced to spend forever in a small room with nothing to do.

Borg here. He was pushing you around at which point you instantly issued death threats, firing your L6 SAW at random when the HOP threw a teargas grenade at you. Shortly after, he picked up the janitors gun and took a shot or two at you, at which point you beat / shot him to -90 hp, and would have k...

And you didn't even claim to be taking them to mining?

KingLouisXIV wrote:I decided to log in late at night. Unfortunately, I get this...

http://puu.sh/8c30f


After some shenanigans later, my round turns into this.

http://puu.sh/8c6Rh

And then this.

http://puu.sh/8cayC

Spacing horseheader wizards is my personal hobby.

Make "gud" an item, and the more gud you have in your inventory the less stun time you take and the faster you move.

gud can be extracted from assistants in the gibber - they produce 1 gud for each nonsuicided assistant gibbed.

Beep boop law 1 emotions cause harm.

knoooooooooooooooooooooooooooH

Looking for some advice here: How exactly would I go about making a mob explode. Not just gib, but actually cause a explosion at its own location. If this is an easy question, I apologise, as I'm fairly new to the SS13 code.

I need someone to code a DANGER: CLOWNS AHEAD sign, like the XENOS sign in mining.

Bluespace is real cool. One of my favorite admins (And quite often the only one I see around)

I was an assistant in a cult round ages ago. I spent the whole round running about taking photos of sec beating prisoners or whatever and sending them to the AI.

It turned out it was onehumaned to the Captain.

Add grenade launchers. Make them by adding a grenade and some metal rods to a syringe gun. One use, leaves a syringe gun behind.

In case anyone was interested, and to start this thread off, here is Wjohnson's AI core with area overlay.

I guess so. Perhaps make it work like NarNars and pick a random person to follow if there are no beacons. Thereby crew trying to work out who it is and making them stick on a suit and dance around the singulo like a monkey to prevent the shuttle from being nommed?

This suggestion is somewhat minor, but it would be cool if the singularity treated the gravity gen like a weaker singularity beacon until it was destroyed, ensuring gravity goes down to something other than power in the event of containment failure. This is extra-useful due to the fact that now ever...

New title banner. Gives a more professional look.


Make it have the Ian with a captain hat somewhere on it because that sprite is so cute.