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I keep an eye out for janitors who seem lost, and if they don't have a janibelt or cart I ask them if they need help finding the janitor's closet. Sometimes I even get to explain other cleaning stuff. I think one of the hardest parts is getting an intern to wear a janibelt, because the slot is alrea...

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what's sale posting?

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oh right i forgot they did that one

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i've been hearing people talk about the sybil playercount drop and wondering where they went and why maybe we could make a server poll to ask people why they play on the /tg/ servers that they play on, to find out what the biggest reasons are for moving servers it could be ranked in order of most to...

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[...] humgry [...] time to unmask this mysterious forum [...] A.S.S.H.A.T. [...] KAWOPPI FROGGERS?? [...] [...] PIRATE[...] someone get the national guard on the line this guy needs to be brought down now... we can't have a dangerous criminal like that running around the forums https://www.shutters...

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all this talk about caramel keeps making me humgry

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Timonk wrote: ↑Fri May 24, 2024 5:57 am Wait... I know this guy! It's him!

oh yeah you think you know who this is?
i rate this peanut thread title a 6 out of 10
you have no idea who i could be now
i should have you keelhauled for this...

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local discord wrongdoer silences whistleblower
how many more must die before they are put behind bars

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no idea who you guys are talking about
anyways happy birthday! have you found the cake yet?

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Schermafbeelding 2024-05-19 001952.png ive heard people talk about clock cult but i never knew how it played, and i still dont what the fuck is happening i forgot how often i had to inspect people to see their names before we got the big text at the top of the screen but at least the frogs were alr...

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Timonk wrote: ↑Mon May 13, 2024 10:42 pm you didnt even notice that i changed your font to comic sans, you are not professional

you'll all be paying for my forum posts eventually just you wait

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taxi/bus driver, or maybe a train conductor hey, who is this guy anyway how'd he get here i dont want anybody to know who i am! if they find out i'll be DEAD PEOPLE ARE AFTER ME taxi/bus driver, or maybe a train conductor is that your job in the witness protection program no i asked for them to let...

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taxi/bus driver, or maybe a train conductor

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ban appeal reader worst idea so far, reading ban appeals sucks how about being a ban appeal writer then? holy moly new gimmick dropped you should adapt a personality that is more 4chan like gimmick? no i'm just anonymous because ive spoken out against some dangerous individuals don't mind me

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OOC: ;hlep

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can i make the cat check this thread again to resolve unfinished cat related requests sometimes cats hibernate for six months its true don't look it up ok.... hmm... lets see... can i use dark necromancy to revive the cat? maybe make it watch TV as well... cat restored theyre airing a spongebob mar...

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WineAllWine wrote: ↑Fri May 10, 2024 3:14 pm
Timonk wrote: ↑Thu May 09, 2024 7:53 pm ban appeal reader
worst idea so far, reading ban appeals sucks

how about being a ban appeal writer then?

AnonymousForumUser

hiii hello hi!!

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i think you should do a new gimmick since you arent even scamming anyone i've had the next bit in mind for a while now, i just needed a lore reason to swap and i think i hjave an idea now i wish borgs had more customization because i can't tell them apart for some reason their names are harder to r...

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start wars

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i wish borgs had more customization because i can't tell them apart
for some reason their names are harder to remember
what if you could be a medborg but with caterpillar tracks

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Jacquerel wrote: ↑Sat May 04, 2024 7:37 pm
scamoppi wrote: ↑Sat May 04, 2024 7:36 pm what was up with the sea peoples anyway? they just came outta nowhere and decided to end the bronze age
why did they do that
bit of a laugh innit

YOU WERE THERE!?

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what was up with the sea peoples anyway? they just came outta nowhere and decided to end the bronze age why did they do that and why dont we know where they came from? we NEED every scientist we have to work on this and figure it out they could come back any fucking time and end the information age ...

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hello

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it's nice to see the abandoned bar cleaned up and put to good use

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how am i supposed to read this peanut thread?
i cant find the link to the ban appeal anywhere

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yeah exactly!

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last saturday i got to the main menu but then i realized that i didn't feel like playing fucked up. gonna get yourself kicked out of the club talking like that im a professional burglar, they can't keep me out I thought you were a pirate i was a pirate my new gimmick is being a very trustworthy ind...

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MrStonedOne wrote: ↑Wed Apr 10, 2024 7:18 pm
scamoppi wrote: ↑Wed Apr 10, 2024 6:38 pm last saturday i got to the main menu but then i realized that i didn't feel like playing
fucked up. gonna get yourself kicked out of the club talking like that

im a professional burglar, they can't keep me out

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it's because we're as the player's the club

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last saturday i got to the main menu but then i realized that i didn't feel like playing

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Well, I always knew this was coming. I’d like to publicly apologize to the community. My part in this, no matter how small, was absolutely despicable, and I cannot exaggerate enough how sorry I am. I don’t know how I justified it to myself and I can only hope that in a few years once I’ve gotten vo...

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the admins really messed up this time around and the only way to stick it to them is to send me fifty dollars
i'll invest it and we'll both walk away with 16 dollars

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you'd think they would've learned by now

viewtopic.php?f=7&t=80085

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ye might get keelhauled for shitpostin' in a policy thread
there be less patrols on player's club waters

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yarr i fucked up me internship already so that’s 10 extra weeks of having a way too long commute and also i forgot to anchor me ship :(

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this peace is what all tue warriors strive for
i like it when the most of the threads aren’t “this dude FUCKING SUCKS” threads

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fucked up players clubber has INFINITELY RECURSING NUT
overflows the stack, killing us all

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i've never seen deathnote but what if there was a book like that and you just write somebody's ckey in there and then they get permabanned from tg

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what nut?

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would gluptuppus wepple be allowed under current slime naming policy?

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kawoppi most likely to be plundering trade routes I nominate Kawoppi as most likely to be finding buried treasure and catching a prize galleon somewhere windward of St. Kitt's and Nassau. [...] Perhaps the realest nomination I've ready so far in the thread, Kawoppi is on their crow's nest with spyg...

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i have wake up at 4 for a few months
it’s less bad when you get used to it
at least the trains have a lot of empty seats when it’s still this early

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i nominate TheFinalPotato as most likely to shorten a word ending in s to just s

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i drop mine pretty often but the screenprotector and thick case are holding steady
i think my i broke the screenprotector only like once and i just had to peel it off and stick on a new one and then it was fixed

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OH SHIT I FORGOT TO VOTE

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who would win?
jonathan t. gupta
or gupcat?

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2001 players club topics...
only 300 more to go

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One time I went to cargo and asked one of the miners to print a kitchen knife for me. I told him the cook lost their knife and that they had asked me to get them a new one. The miner pulled me into a quiet room in maintenance and told me that you can also use the plastic knives from the service prin...

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