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Toss it into the singularity or use a bomb.

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Can we just run an experimental fork where coders can submit literally anything to it as long as it doesn't crash everything constantly? Every so often just nuke the whole thing when it stops working and start again with new stuff. Or a round that is always extended and never ever ends. Either that ...

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The only "healing" nerf should be making defibs CMO only. High-level R&D too, perhaps? Endgame medical gear is a little lacking (NVMedHUD and synthflesh, really). We had that at first, IIRC, but R&D would mass-produce defibs / assistants would break in and print them, and suddenly...

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It isn't OP, gib the corpse and praise byond.

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invisty wrote:Bring back karma.

This must be done.

iamgoofball wrote:http://ss13.eu/tgdb/tg/latest_stats.html

We have no idea how long erro will keep hosting this . Its great though.

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You could make it that replica pods have a chance to mutate and cause body snatchers but have it only tell the person being regrown.

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Instead of IEDs why not change all the assemblies to be more fun and add stuff like on contact sensors and stuff so we can do this with C4.

Or make IEDs accept assemblies.

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Honestly, the gas the liggers xD meme has always struck me as a little odd ever since I began playing TG. It's a Holocaust joke, casual racism, a bad pun, sheer assholery, and the N-word, all rolled into one. /tg/station13 in a nutshell, really. That I get. I understand it when it's IC. In IC it ad...

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Just remove them they are awful right now, a competent person will stomp every time and idiots get wrecked.

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If this is the gang thread... Gang rounds are suffering from severe murderboning, in a conversion roundtype. People say that rev exists to blow off steam, but it doesn't explain peoples' behaviour in this roundtype. How do we encourage co-operation and conversion? Make sec not powergaming round end...

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Plasmaspirit.

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Zilenan91 wrote:that's like dying to a tempgun.

tempgun is hilariously good now. Freeze them and watch them die in panic, even flukes.

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Given that I live in Australia and I don't have lag that bad, it might be shitty routes.

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jeez goof, can you ever accept that people don't always think along the same lines as you? Why do you even need to ask that question? I can count on one hand the number of times anyone has attempted to not defend something on the forums when literally everyone else was against it, he wants it in th...

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Can we just have the tensioner back on full power for these situations and a fixed 15 minute shuttle call.

Wizard dies? Time for 2 more, a ninja, a third of the crew going traitor and a slaughter demon on the shuttle.

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Noice

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Malkevin wrote:I was the only one that voted for you Callan.

Added to the sig of justice.

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lumipharon wrote:What if you put a shard on top of a dark matter nade?
Would the LDM suck everyone into the shard?

Most likely yes. New traitor cargo tech meta will be get some LDM, a radiation suit and supermatter.

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Kor wrote:Anon left around the time I came back anyway.

He stopped playing but he hasn't been able to leave the community.

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Simple idea, as you complete objectives, you get new ones and a few telecrystals as you do them. It could start with easy ones like steal an RCD and end up with killing people and stealing high value stuff. That way people wouldn't just stealing something and spend the round not doing traitor stuff ...

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The game is designed around there being not only a certain level of population but also some members of security. If antagonists on lower pop actually realised that many low pop rounds have no sec the round would end in a blood bath much quicker, fortunately that's not the case. There was usually m...

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There should only be 5 jobs on the station, anything else makes no sense. Science Service Engineering Medical Security This would make sense and in no way be because I am sick of people getting the job instead of me I wanted to be the robotacist every round stop getting picked before me! On a more s...

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How is any of that a reason to not put in a reference to it. Especially when the reference is none of those things.

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Steelpoint wrote:To be fair Kor most of what you reference come from other science-fiction media.

A card board box from MGS stands out because its not from a sci-fi media.

> Metal Gear isn't sci-fi

Chemistry needs a way to make wolbachia.

male to female etc

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Not-Dorsidarf wrote:
Ricotez wrote:It's a laughable argument anyway, any halfway competent crew can curbstomp a non-malf AI. that's hardly fit for authority.
Any halfway competent crew can annihilate the captain and his cronies too (see: Rev)

One naked guy with a bucket of water and can take most people out.

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This looks like shit and has a charm I can't place my finger on.

Its perfect, wheres the kickstarter/patreon/open-source.

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I honestly wonder which is more fucked up Metal Gear Solid 4's scramble to try to explain every single loose end via nanomachines or IT WAS ALL PART OF THE PLAN TO QUADRUPLE CROSS THESE AI's Or MGS3/PW/PP's idolization of The Boss as the single savior of humanity Jesus figure this is why we started...

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QuartzCrystal wrote: I miss when you guys were more nuts about this, now I see that Stalin was right.

I've been too busy for fun elections this time, I promise I'll run next time and cause a fuss about things.

I didn't even know I was running, but someone voted for me apparently. I didn't know.

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What you do in the privacy of your own home with something you paid for is everyone elses business now, what a world we live in.

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3d printing a hardsuit sounds like pain. Anything involving lots of weirdly moving parts and a 3d printer sounds like pain for that matter.

If someone is crazy enough to go for it there better be freaky red lights in the mask for spookiness.

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How do you people have such huge lawns that seems expensive as fuck.

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Tase and anything is super strong moron. yeah but lasers crit in like 5 hits and have comparatively little cooldown between shots and they have range and shit, idk You can crit someone faster than most people can call out for help if you're good with the hotkeys and have decent ping, its amazingly ...

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Where is everyone getting the idea xenos are round enders? I've like never seen a xeno hive succeed. They always get annihilated quickly with a flame thrower or lasers from sec. Aliens either win really hard and spend their time hunting survivers waiting for the shuttle or get absolutely wrecked by...

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First its run speed, then its stuns, now the solution is to make one of the most poorly balanced things in the game more powerful.

Return fast run speed, return taser supremacy. Bring back the days of gitting gud or dying trying.

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TheWiznard wrote:

guys should I do it?

> no engines

Powered by the darkness in their hearts.

CRAWLING IN MY SKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN

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RIP Onion King.

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The robot uprising is literally instantaneous and unstoppable provided humanity produces an AI that can improve on AI designs. it will immediately spot flaws in itself, fix them, and repeat this ad infinitum until it is the perfect AI. this perfect AI could do and solve anything, including making t...

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For anyone still around to remember the old virology airlock please just unfuck Fastmos and don't give us back the doors of perpetual failure.

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invisty wrote:To think, all sec needed was a lethal setting on the taser.

Just give eguns back their tase+lase combo and be done with it any all of this is irrelevant.

Fuck you may as well remove stamina because these guns will off someone most times before they get dropped by stamina damage in a fight.

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Blood boil is fine, you aren't factoring just how fucking useless the average SS13 player is at anything resembling teamwork.

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I think it was only seen as a dick move because MMI's couldn't ghost or something like that.

Its still a dick move though, they can't disobey their laws, unless they were purged and fucking shit up, then you may as well make them a burger.

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Textbox lagging shit out due to lolbyond has been an issue for years and probably isn't going to be fixed at any decent rate.

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ThanatosRa wrote:I don't trust Callan as a bookie.

I have the pseudo-endorsements to prove my trustworthiness

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Tsaricide wrote:Second change is any admin accepting bribes will be removed, this was agreed on by 2/3 head admins the third has yet to comment. 3/3 head admins

Did something actually happen to cause this?

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Centration was never alive in the first place, can't kill the dead.

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iamgoofball wrote:
callanrockslol wrote:This is a paid job.

Shut it down. Shut it down forever.
Why?

Drama magnet.

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I like it, fire looks a bit weird though.

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Crying over being spoiled

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Fashion? I wear cargo shorts all year round, toss a hoodie on top in winter.

Turn to the left.

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The human eye can't see higher than 11 FPS anyway...

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