/tg/Station 13

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if poor people are so interesting why is it that rich people have more wikipedia articles Because they can afford to buy wikipedia space. >Thinking money makes life so easy you can't possibly have any kind of interesting/tragic back story. Not even kind of true. Everyone has a story even rich kids....

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Your characters have too much money, makes it boring.

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You can get away with anything if you have the right attitude to it.

Robots can be set on fire for maximum hilarity.

Don't touch the animals.

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Clicked a bunch of buttons as a trialmin, became an admin and did the same, managed a rapid ascent to headmin through applied eventium and didn't really do too much with it, good admin, mediocre headmin 7/10 would mistake other admins button clickings for his and last word him insults again.

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Cipher3 wrote:Most Controversial Person to Hold Admin Status, June all of 2014 all time(?) Too much drama history for that.

I know 4 off the top of my head that have been much more controversial.

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It needs to be done, have a bunch of people that know their shit and give them access to a "mentor help" button so anyone with a question about one of the million stupid little nuances of this game that nobody knows about can ask for help with. It wouldn't even need to be a rank that has t...

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give the AI a mini-atmos room only accessible from its core that atmos techs don't have access to fluff: backup atmos in well-fortified area to resist sabotage No thats safe and hugbox, its easy enough to fix atmos in 30 seconds from even the most insane damage with a few people with any idea of ho...

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We are not banning people for incompetence and never will. Except that we already do, I gave nuke ops as an example in the OP. We would also ban revs for not following rev head orders but rev is too chaotic to enforce that. No we don't and no we wouldn't, rev heads are fine and all but it comes dow...

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Jo Jo Bananas was fucking around all night, ill grab my logs and try and get some of what he did

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Braindude wrote:apple ringer

piece of shit

also why do you people need like 45 characters? are you schizophrenics?

Welcome to roleplay, where you can't just be one special snowflake.

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Sorry, misread it

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Malkevin wrote:Personally I think being able to fix everything with two boards is crap design. It should be difficult to fix a subverted AI.

Only if we make it hard to subvert the AI in the first place.

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Unless the wizard is in critical or other declining condition there is no impetus to have him healed. Nothing in your laws says you must undo harm except law 2 if they order you. In crit you take some O2 damage per tick until you die, if you don't intervene they are being harmed, and that harm only...

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Throw grenades full of chloral smoke.

Flood the station with N2.

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So all of 5 people smart enough to know that there is gold in the vault and how to make the board are a reason for this change?

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Triple Agents.

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Mr Wondrous wrote:Underground fighting ring not even kidding
Full time student otherwise

> Steve Erwin

NEVER FORGET

I'm a full time student because if I don't do it now Tony Abbott will drown me in US levels of debt.

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paprika wrote:The secret meta is that Saiga only caws when she's an antag and infested by crow spirits

I intend to metagame this to its fullest potential.

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http://pastebin.com/cFyUEWDA

Spoiler, Plasma has no neutrons

What I propose is that Plasma is just a magical mystery substance that defies science.

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Any questions about Zol Interbottom, the most OC do not steal well thought out character ever made?

Or for anyone that knows, Gripple Tripple?

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Psyentific wrote:
Neerti wrote:I don't think people realize that this was a joke suggestion.
There was nothing to indicate that it was a joke, other than being posted from Callan.

You never experienced the pleasure of karmawhoring during deadchat did you

-2 karma never forget

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If the AI is rogue and keeps unlocking the borgs I would blow them, but if its just a borg or two you could easily just lock them down no problems. But if you suspect the AI of being super rogue get the borgs to come in for a recharge and unsync/reset them without telling anyone and watch the AI fli...

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It's pretty simple logic. Hulks are non-human. Non-humans can be attacked by an ASIMOV silicon if they have reason. Therefore, hulks can be attacked by an ASIMOV silicon if they have reason. The wizard spell Mutate turns the user into a hulk temporarily. Therefore, the user of the Mutate spell temp...

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Erro had a great page of all the stats from the game back on his site, it was really handy for checking out winrates and various other little things, probably something worth looking in to.

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Fun harmless feature, give or take karma from players for raisins after you die, its was pretty cool and would be great to have back

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If we are going to have money can we just go full currency?

Department Budgets seem sort of empty when all you can do is steal it from another department for more monkey crates.

Making more exports for points would work well with the system we have already.

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French games are amazing, EYE is french, this game is bad because Ubisoft and "MUH HAXOR"

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http://www.pagesix.com/2014/05/29/golde ... es-wedding.

How are these people even alive, do they have carers 24/7 to ensure they don't get killed doing stupid shit?

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People that do not trust me to save the station when they catch me with the captains laser, three e-guns, a stun baton, full body armor and a helmet, a teleporter and a flamethrower. Especially after I just beat two traitors to death and liberated them of their stolen possessions. People that don't ...

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Always worth mentioning that EVA stands for Extra-Vehicular Activities, as in anyone going outside the station, EVA is not an emergency room and was only ever considered a secure area because there is the RCD in there The RCD is not something an AI particularly cares about regardless a it isn't human.

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There used to be IR lazers but I don't think they actually worked

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Define dick, as the law fails to do so we must look for other things, the detective is a dick, someone called dick would be hit by this too, not to forget that walking mushrooms used to look like dicks. A dick can be too many things. This is a terrible law because it is VERY open to interpretation a...

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Plasma Reactor, goes supercritical and ignites all of the air on the station to sustain itself forever.

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You can dodge magic missiles until they fade away, you can kill a wizard in less than 2 seconds with a well applied laser gun. small bombs, flamethrowers and IEDs will mess them up well too, and shocked grills are amazing if you can pick a fight in a couple of them. Syringe guns are GG no re wizard ...

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Personally i feel that if you ERP you should lose your rule 1 protection WGW style and be fair game for the lynch mob, but thats just me.

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I would argue Nuke Ops, Cultists, Wizards and Ninja's should be considered to be Human, I don't even think you can get a solid argument to classify them as non-human. Its oft been hinted that the Wizard is really just using or exploiting highly advance technology that from our perspectives IS magic...

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The only problem with this is that most players don't actually read the rules, and that nothing is ever enforced with AIs unless it's obviously awful.

Aside from that it all looks good.

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danno wrote:no need for execution you psycho

There is always a need for execution.

Always.

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Look, this rule exists for liability issues, and most of the people that play are under 25 or so.

If you are under 18, shut up about it.

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It takes all of a minute to turn on the shields and the emitters, the same time to wire up the machine, just a bit more to fill the tanks and put them in the collectors. Is it that hard to spend less than 5 minutes to set the round up to not fail horribly. Also wire it straight into the powergrid ev...

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while it's not a secret because there's no need to be one, paprika is right, for example, if someone wants to be a trialmin, there's no guide on the steps to do, the person won't know who they should contact. Basically a sticky resolves this. There have been guides on no less than 2 occasions in th...

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If you like spending half the round in medbay because the doctors are incompetent go and play one of those little baymed servers like that. If you like it so much, it exists, it fits with the playstyle of its server, not of this one. If any of you have actually played on bay, you may notice that vio...

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Two types of players go assistant regularly, the new guys and the old guys, and everyone at the population cap.

When it comes down to it a horde of armed assistants are more reliable than security.

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The grey tide was actually completely retarded, and you could automatically tell the professional assistants apart from the new meat. I once made a round go for 4 hours as captain, admins killed everyone because we couldn't be stopped in our insane efficiant management. The first few months of my SS...

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You could always just check a crew manifest that gets printed, can't tamper with a hard copy, even get a professional manifest holder and everything.

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If you change it to crew then the AI can go ahead and kill nuke ops, wizards and ninjas as much as theys, traitors luckily not because they are crewmembers and changelings ate a crewmember to get on the station.

Which raises the question, do we consider changelings crewmembers?

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Funded in a day, nice

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Anyone that needs to write such a long explanation of their actions is probably in the wrong, not counting the first section, a simple "I shot him to death because he disagreed with me and I didn't like where he was standing" would have sufficed, this may not be bannable but any captain th...

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Stealth ops that make me wonder if they were even there are amazing. One parapen, 60 seconds, its easymode. Hardmode is storming the station by force and pulling it off. The best antags are the ones that actual want to fight or just sneak around causing chaos and misdirecting everyone. None of that...

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Really? it seems like something that should be there.

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