/tg/Station 13

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this would go great lengths to explain the nightly ahelps about you

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t r a i t o r a n d l i n g a r e n o t t e a m a n t a g s

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as an admin i can tell you that potatos is a moderate source of consternation

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francinum wrote:Not as absolutely abhorrent as I expected.
Not by much, though.

what were your expectations?

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OOC:JarekTheRaptor: >Become blood cultist >PRAISE NARSIE CRETIN >whip out pentagram e-sword

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Who knows, maybe they would've perfected the ultimate atmospheric simulator and solved global warming you did not see the original devs EDIT: I think the USB story is real though because the guy who created SS13 has been in coderbus a few times and talked about it? Maybe I fabricated that memory......

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Who knows, maybe they would've perfected the ultimate atmospheric simulator and solved global warming you did not see the original devs EDIT: I think the USB story is real though because the guy who created SS13 has been in coderbus a few times and talked about it? Maybe I fabricated that memory......

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AZA might have had a lot of awkward temper tantrums but if he hadn't had such a shitty relationship with his crotchety friends we wouldn't be here

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AZA might have had a lot of awkward temper tantrums but if he hadn't had such a shitty relationship with his crotchety friends we wouldn't be here

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i think it's already been said a bunch of times but if you want even more ways to unabashedly kill people other than rolling antag/getting converted/taking a real job and defending your workspace/beating the guy who inevitably reads wgw then maybe you should play quake there are seriously so many w...

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IIRC gonnstation code traces his lineage back to the original USB drive which was stolen from the creator of ss13 stolen USB story was a myth iirc but i don't remember where i heard that paging icepacks the ancient one there was no stolen USB, an angry dev named AZA got pissy with another dev named...

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IIRC gonnstation code traces his lineage back to the original USB drive which was stolen from the creator of ss13 stolen USB story was a myth iirc but i don't remember where i heard that paging icepacks the ancient one there was no stolen USB, an angry dev named AZA got pissy with another dev named...

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you can always have security arrest them for indecent exposure (like you would a human, right?) instead of straight-up trying to fucking murder them first

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i was literally cackling with mad delight

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bad ahelps

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Kara is bad

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ADMIN LOG: Failed to get BYOND account age for IcePacks/(IcePacks)

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obscolene's ahelps

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I tried giving a group instruction to the nuke operatives to gib the HoS (the HoS was pestering me to gib him like a shitbrain in adminhelps) and accidentally said "HEY OPERATIVES" over the common channel when i spawned the wrong headset. Nobody cared except one crewman, who did nothing. T...

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i also gave the lawyer a divine mission to oppose him, legally.

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fuck you! nobody could read their chat, anyways! blowing up the station was the only viable gimmick!

also, while i'm confessing low-effort bullshit, i sent the chaplain on a stoner quest in order to earn a tome of smoke.

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i made a conveyor-fed people grinder at centcomm, does that help?

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i switched on the station's self-destruct to end a three-hour extended round when the ahelps about a chat bug (due to a test merge) became too much but ultimately didn't blow it because i wanted everyone to blindly stumble into my deathtrap on centcomm fuck you guys a three-hour extended round what ...

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note reasons and when: 2017-03-19 20:27:31 | Bagil | dannno Banned from Head of Security, Warden, Detective, Security Officer - Permabrigged an assistant (Bryce Pax) for disarming him twice. When told to release them, ran in with a flashbang, spooking the assistant who tried to grab them. They proc...

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note reasons and when: 2017-03-19 20:27:31 | Bagil | dannno Banned from Head of Security, Warden, Detective, Security Officer - Permabrigged an assistant (Bryce Pax) for disarming him twice. When told to release them, ran in with a flashbang, spooking the assistant who tried to grab them. They proc...

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blind people are also weak to flashes and flashbangs and the like

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90% of it's a bunch of people screaming "last" while i fumbled around looking for the button eventually i had to ask in the irc because i couldn't see what the other admins were saying also: if i see one more complaint about "admin abuse" following a round where greyshits think s...

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i did mute ooc when a redshit/greyshit argument got out of hand

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log your own complaint contexts please my time is precious to me and i shouldn't have to do this for you Admin PM to-MollyKristoph/(D. Armitage Quinn Esq.): fam, if you keep it up you're going to get an ooc ban Admin PM to-MollyKristoph/(D. Armitage Quinn Esq.): you can take the "retarded and l...

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Reply PM from-MollyKristoph/(D. Armitage Quinn Esq.): Okay. Also, to be fair, I was going to drop it, but the tone of the bwoinks inspired the reaction of 'fucking ban me over this, you fucking hypersensitive fuck. Let your peers know how much a bitch you really are.'

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tc trades

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Good attitude. Very knowledgeable. Not great in responsiveness, but neither am I. I'd vouch for him.

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Oh you mean that same day you locked ooc to preach your wisdom as if you were a god sent beacon? The very same day everyone was complaining about faux-revs and extreme tiding? If it was, the fact that we're here a second fucking time after the above mentions AND me muting OOC to try and tell everyo...

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>round starts >assistard runs into brig >repukan stuns him before he can take another step >HARMBATONS HIM FOUR TIMES >pm him "Hey you already had him stunned, don't do that." >explain that this is how greytide happens >repukan tells me to fuck off >tell him that he can't keep doing this s...

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you're supposed to avoid the attacks fool

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you're still jumping into its attacks

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nathan fillion is my waifu

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aerial is trash and so are you

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call it a tragedy

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hush they want us to buy stories first that's all right right RIGHT

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cool, slightly flawed guy

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>you are the trialmin >wizard round >fail to log out in time >okay well while i wait for the mass of ahelps i'll just badmin on centcomm and figure that stuff out >sudden strike of inspirtation >i will assemble an employee termination machine >conveyor belt-feld gibber >how the fuck do i get conveyo...

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why didn't you just kill yourself

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telling sec that the radio is comprised will do nothing

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Qbopper wrote:
cedarbridge wrote:
Qbopper wrote:he got crushed though so its ok
Wrong thread.
the "it's okay" is me trying to cope with the endless rage consuming me because of how unbelievably stupid pax was

what use could an assistant have for a security headset, detective mime?

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these things suck but they're rarely done intentionally or maliciously

i've been prodding long-round antags if things are nothing but murder after an hour and a half

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your feedback has been noted, player!

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this guy afks way too much

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what i literally went into adminbus the next day after everyone debated/closed the thread while i was at work and asked them to repeal the ban because the stupid tracking device he implanted me with caused a variety of teleporting mishaps up to and including my death-by-bomb are you telling me you ...

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it was lifted because i asked for it to be lifted because there were teleporting flymen in the mix, which might cause consternation to a decent player, nevermind a bang-chucking, brig-neglecting buffoon

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