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Remember: Singulo is NOT a guage of community opinion.

It's for plonkers to shout at each other.

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they do!

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coderbus get a headmin vote because SoS loaned his vote out to them, and the current batch of hosts can't be arsed to pick one themselves.

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You should seize control as host, Dannno.

Since we're crowdfunded the only dedication you need is popping up the VR now and again to update the server.

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^ Ad Homenim attack.

On another note - Just because I dislike Goonball at the molecular level and wish he'd stop doesn't mean that everything he ports is bad. I like the idea behind this.

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People in my workplace get beaten into crit and dumped in medbay anyway.

If they come back, they get to be an AI if they were demanding to be borged, and a borg i they wanted to be an AI.

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The Nodrop implant is actually really crap. You have to toggle it on and off all the time, and you're still vulnerable to any form of damage, even if you can still hold your gun

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No, cryosium.

It's a new goofchem.

It's just frostoil but it sounds retarded.

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Job: assistant:
Throw officer into door to open, steal spacesuit, hover by solars

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RIP nalarshitism

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Oh good, something to do after I cleaned a map by just dropping nine hundred Blood Angels onto every problem.

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It only existed as an ecuse to remove telesci

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CLF3 makes an area fireball when you heat it to mix it, but it also makes everything catch fire when you use it.

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" HEY WATCH THI-"

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16 spessmen 2 airlocks.

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Malkevin wrote:
Valid kills are valid, stop being a gaping vagina because you went loud as an antag and got robusted for it

> Implying I have ever been robusted by sec as anything but a nuker.

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Meal, Shat On

Meal, [censored a word that makes SJWs detonate] Already

Meal, Smells Off

Meal, Supports Onanism

MSO, Ready to Attack(ad)

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to answer one of your points: The bartender shotguns them then smashes vodka on them until they braindead, the geneticist beats you into crit then monkies you, and the virologist weakens you with a punch and sends you out the space pipe.

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Yeah, but that last point is invalid here, because they just crushed him in full sight with the perma doors (who even does that?)

Also 'standing by while someone is slowly tortured to death by people who have a lethal injection prepared' sure sounds evil to me.

-anondment-

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It ain't direct and easy for science they walk across the entire station to get to it almost. Mailing it to them sending a mule with it having the miner deliver it in person all more convenient for the scientist. It's in cargo to entice scientists out of their doom bunker before they're packing eno...

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>MisterSpamOne against spamming

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I'm fairly sure it actually spawns a Deagle, not a mateba.

on the subject of armory, READD ARMORY BOMBSUIT

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HOS should get a mateba for dealing with dissenters.

'Sir, I don't feel comfortable with spacing the CM-*BLAMBLAMBLAM*'

"Your complaint has been processed"

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-Making the HoS last in line of succession -Making it bannable for HoSes to execute prisoners on their own initiative, rather than it just being an IC issue if they didn't seek captain's approval first. -Making it bannable if a Sec Officer kills a violent traitor once the cuffs are on. Were any of ...

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A Bad Sign: Dannno is a more electable candidate than like 3 of the admins.

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I don't vote for terrorists.

Also MRA sounds like a medical procedure.

Or maybe a drug.

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Seriously, if you want to get borged/ai'd, just tell the HOP to reopen your slot and give him your ID before heading off to robotics.

Nobody loses anything, especially if you drop your kit in your workplace before fucking off.

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R &D needs a serious shakeup.

Something on the level of losing most of its NV and he'll, maybe even losing robo again.

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Give caro a button that electrifies the machine, shocking anyone trying to steal it

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Kinetic spearguns should buy don't.

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assistant

action. " ; borgs are rogue captain never made them corporate also the station is more expensive that the AI so do what the captain says to stop people getting the boom disk kkthx

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At which point it's easier to kidnap just the one person and threaten to blow their brains out if the AI doesn't have a borg teleport it into space within 10 minutes (to prevent being carded and fixed)

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But where will they go?

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Just give them all the old HOS kit. FOR THE FUHREREEEEER

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if they're going to act Asimov, they should refuse to act and let both humans die, as actual ASIMOV robots would (and how simple robots programmed with a basic version of the 3 laws except with regards to another robot actually did).

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GLORIOUS HULK CITRUS FACE

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I'll vote for you if you promise to stop ctrl-c'ing memes into coderbus for five-ten minutes at a time while I'm trying to get coder help.

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Unless the body has been husked/spaced/stripped/gibbed/cremated/eaten/chestbursted/hidden

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The server blacklist.

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Because changelings need to be buffed FURTHER, RIGHT? No, not right. Changelings are supposed to be sneaky shmucks who sting and stun. Not literally not killable. It's no fun having all your efforts to to waste, for antags OR for regular crew. Changelings are not meant to be 'mutesting stunprod nom...

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welders were shit against vines.

Hatchets and wirecutters and scythes,. man.

x3 damage to vines

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That's a ban request right there. Looting the armory and attacking someone with stolen guns for their all-access as an assistant tribe is griefing, even if you happened to be a changeling.

Unless you're missing something out.

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IV drip/ smoke grenade /fill a bottle and smash it on their head/oddyseus/autosyringe gun

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I'm pretty sure the whole shtick of changelings right now is 'Oh god why won't it die', so anything which means that a single assistant with a stunprod and handcuffs can't stun, beat, and gib/cremate the ling alone 360 yolo is bretty gud. Changelings should be something you hunt down en masse with p...

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That was brought up a LOT when the tools were added, but Pandarsnic, who's basically word of god with interpretation of ASIMOV said it should be okay.

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200u calomel followed by just smashing them with your O2 tank should do the trick.

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Steal a spacesuit and hover in a locker outside the SW solars

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