/tg/Station 13

Jacough

I'm porting the Supermatter cascade after the freeze Hopefully porting with conditions that require effort and sabotage (like the current singulo) rather than "engineering couldn't figure out the engine on his first day on the job so the station's hosed." Accidents are funny every now and...

Jacough

Just a shapeless amalgamation of unhelpful grief, that the current system cannot break the cycle of and since going public, we've just been sweeping in more pubbies that inflate and irritate the problem. Clowns dont tell jokes, mimes dont mime, assistants don't assist, chaplains are nutjobs (techni...

Jacough

I think, if you have causeible evidence to believe that security will kill you when you are arrested, you should be able to kill them back I don't think including a clause like this is ever a good idea because people will immediately try to use it against the spirit of the rule Yeah, but one round ...

Jacough

I'm porting the Supermatter cascade after the freeze Hopefully porting with conditions that require effort and sabotage (like the current singulo) rather than "engineering couldn't figure out the engine on his first day on the job so the station's hosed." Accidents are funny every now and...

Jacough

You'd need some pretty amazing maze designs to prevent people from following the wall on their right all the way to the end of the maze, especially on a two dimensional game Alternatively take a page from Pacman and throw in some extremely aggressive mobs that are either invincible or insanely toug...

Jacough

cedarbridge wrote:The closest we ever got to Spy vs Spy was Doccument Trade objectives. Obviously, those kinda suck when the first time sec sees you or your target the jig is entirely up forever and both are screwed.

Maybe they shouldn't be swapping documents in public?

Jacough

Personally I like the idea because security cameras as they are now kind of suck. First you gotta pull up a menu, try to figure out which camera you want, and then when do get the one you want you have to wait out several seconds of lag until your view changes. Kind of makes it shitty for tracking p...

Jacough

Could try restricting their items to more of the secret agent type stuff. Basically prevent them from ordering the more murderbone oriented weapons like eswords.

Jacough

I remember that one story about someone throwing a portable hole at a dragon and oneshotting it because >instant 6x10 feet cylindrical hole Do something like that and reap high intensity salt. https://trickarrow.files.wordpress.com/2016/05/arrowoftotaldestruction.gif Imagine if that could be adapte...

Jacough

Please allow admins to do FUN things to murderboners when pop drops <40 or after 0100 CST, or something. Fuck, I dunno. We are allowed to do things to murderboners and most admins spawn ERT's against them. Unless you are talking about things like removing all of a murderboners arms or other things ...

Jacough

slap on bare plating for a chasm trap. (This part I'm unsure on. Wizards already have no-save roll insta-kills

Could make it sort of like His Grace in that bodies can be retrieved from it. Pick it up, shake it a bit, and anyone who fell in it comes tumbling out.

Jacough

Bag of dumping: basically a really shitty broken bag of holding. You can put anything in it but it'll just be violently ejected and shot out at a high speed. Putting a bag of dumping into a bag of dumping creates an inverse singularity that pushes everything including floors and walls away from it a...

Jacough

Extend immunity to atmos techs, obviously. Maybe also extend resistance to supply crew, I don't want my crateslaves to go insane over checking the crusher. Well you wouldn't instantly start hallucinating and shit the second you step into a maintenance corridor. It'd be a gradual thing that progress...

Jacough

Maybe we could make the set up for syndicate bombs very convoluted and dangerous in terms of setting it up. Like it could come with a note with randomized instructions that must be followed precisely otherwise the bomb will either just deactivate permanently, fatally shock the guy setting it up, or...

Jacough

I posted an idea in the shitty ideas thread for a short of claustrophobia mechanic for maintenance tunnels. Basically being in maint for prolonged periods of time causes your character to start freaking out and setting things. It'd start off mild, maybe seeing a rat, a crate, or something that you n...

Jacough

Maybe we could make the set up for syndicate bombs very convoluted and dangerous in terms of setting it up. Like it could come with a note with randomized instructions that must be followed precisely otherwise the bomb will either just deactivate permanently, fatally shock the guy setting it up, or ...

Jacough

Gangs would be alright if it just had two gangs. With three gangs one just ends up getting stomped early on and it's basically no fun for anyone who got converted to that one.

Jacough

Had my first day working at Subway. Didn't even expect to be working today either. Filled out the background check stuff yesterday then got a call from the manager around 11:30 saying everything came back clean and asked if I'd be able to come in at 1 PM. Gonna take advantage of the fact that I don'...

Jacough

kevinz000 wrote:i was about to say not that shit of an idea
but >plasteel
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Are Habbo raids even a thing anymore? I think the last time I did shit like that was with a bunch of other guys who closed the bus stop as Rosa Parks back in like 2010

Jacough

It'd be nice if admins can see if you're typing in a reply PM kind of like Steam chat. There's been times when an admin will ask me about something I did and I'll start typing out the events as they occurred but then half way through they'll ask if I'm even there. Then I gotta delete my response jus...

Jacough

Eh, maybe it's just me but a space z-level doesn't really seem necessary. Wouldn't it be more intense if three crew were actually stranded on the planet instead of able to take off into space any time they want? Also, just out of curiosity is there actually a limit to how big a z-level can be? I'm n...

Jacough

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Jacough

Some sort of ability for Devils and Wizards to challenge people to super high-risk games. Losers get sent to the shadow realm. Alternatively a new side antag, the soul reaper: When you die when there's a soul reaper around, you've got an opportunity to come back to life again but it comes with a pr...

Jacough

What concerns me the most however is how unwilling you are to present Jmad with his own notes. Is there a reason or a change in policy that made player notes secrets? That's actually the only part of Danno's decision I agree with in all honesty. J_Mad has a reputation for being a creepy stalker so ...

Jacough

An0n3 amendment: > Pax starts shit > Challenges him to do something about it > He does something about it > Wah you were too rough on me! Since when was security obligated to be sweet and gentle with grey tiders and people just looking to start trouble? I really don't like J_Mad but expecting securi...

Jacough

Make emags work on people. Causes their chest cavity to pop open like an airlock

Also steal implement that two pronged dagger Jack looted off the assassin bot in the new season of Samurai Jack that causes shit to explode after hitting them with it. Same for his minigun/rocket launcher rifle.

Jacough

Is the plot any good?

Jacough

> Moves at walk speed Ok let new tell you how this will actually work. By the time it actually reaches its destination the criminals will already be gone or if they see it they'll just run away because there's no way it could catch up to them unless the officers get out to chase them in which case, ...

Jacough

Food allergies could open up the doors to some really nasty admin buttons. Like the admins could have a button that gives someone such a bad allergy that it causes their head to explode if they eat that food

Jacough

I don't think a nerf is needed I just honestly think these should be done away with I think i'm being unclear in how I feel or something; I'm shocked at just how strong these are, but that's not the real problem I have. The problem I have is the complete meaninglessness of them. I still don't belie...

Jacough

>Bridge hall on meta >2 wide near the mouths, 5 wide in the center >Narrow It happened in the narrow part, the 2 wide part. Are you trying to imply that you're supposed to lure flight suit users into maint or something? Yes. It's an extremely effective strategy as operative. It's unreasonable to ba...

Jacough

Open wide

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Jacough

Fuck I lost it at Pillz new avatar. If someone actually modded that hat onto her I'dgladly donate every last bit of money in my miserable checking account to them.

Jacough

the likes/dislikes is interesting but having people vomit/literally become closer to death because they ate shit they didn't like is an awful idea make it allergies or osmething, not "dislikes" I dunno, I hate baloney. If I had to eat a slice I doubt I'd be puking but if you made me eat a...

Jacough

" crashing into walls at high speed is lethal," Thats the supposed downside. Also when I played with them you would crash a lot. If I were an admin I'd spawn myself in space with a flight suit during a murderbone round and make a bunch of long winded Centcomm announcement stating that Fli...

Jacough

> Base a character on an IGN reporter > In a game famous for it's SFM porn community They really didn't think this through Probably enjoys the attention. I know nothing about her simply because i immediately told her to fuck off every time I played the game She's ugly as fuck, her dialogue sucks, h...

Jacough

I got this crazy idea. What if we made it so the arrivals shuttle doesn't leave the station at all and it just serves as a spawning point for late arrivals?

Jacough

Also a shame you couldn't send that fucking guido reporter out the airlcock. See her try to cake on the makeup in the vacuum of space.

Jacough

I got mixed feelings about ME3. On one hand the gameplay seemed like the most solid of the original trilogy with kind of a nice middle ground between ME1's RPG focus and ME2's gunplay focus. On the other hand the story was fucking awful from the very start. 2 introduced some pretty cool characters t...

Jacough

crashing into walls at high speed is lethal

This actually sounds pretty hilarious and I want to see it. Even better if your character looks like he's lying down while using it so it looks like he's slamming head first into a wall while trying to fly like Superman.

Jacough

One of my housemates forgot to disconnect his phone from my roommates Bluetooth speak... while watching porn. One second it was playing soothing rainforest noises, then suddenly a girl screaming as she got fucked hard

Jacough

I thought Cal was an oldfag. I might be thinking of Calasmere

Jacough

Luke Cox wrote:Give perma an emergency internals box. The window gets breached constantly.

Fuck em, tell the criminal scum to hold their breath while they're in the rec area. They're just going to rot in there anyway.

Jacough

Combat use for alcohol: Once you each a certain threshold with alcohol, it sort of has a numbing effect. You'll take reduced damage and won't be affected by damage slow down as much. The catch is that as it works its way out of your system, you'll start taking back all the damage that it initially b...

Jacough

Lobotomies, sure. Hard, free tell to find out just what type of antag you've caught by reading their notes? No thanks. That's assuming they don't just use notepad for all their notes so people can't steal them. "B-b-but the admins can see their notes are blank and ban them for it!" How ar...

Jacough

I for one can barely understand a word this slav urchin is saying. It's like he ran his posts through Google translator to Portuguese and then ran the resulting Portuguese through to English before posting it here.

Jacough

Well this could have all have tied in the identity system with a synonymous memory system broadly working on what was discussed for assuming a fake traitorous memory & identity but its seems the verdict is that you'd rather go braindead rather than go engage in some alteast entertaining semi-pr...

Jacough

> Basically it forces you to upload all your objectives to memory that's going to be assaulted by changelings & station sec thought police making invasive brain surgery looking for the data instead of always seeing your objectives when you come out of cloning. Notepad, unless you want to give t...

Jacough

Why? What does this add to the game? It would be a bunch of work to change the admin tools as well and I really don't see what this adds to the game It doesn't even make sense IC, why would the syndicate not brief you on this BEFORE you arrived at the station? also like 0% of the playerbase knows h...

Jacough

Most other jobs have at least something else to do. This is one of the reasons why merging chemists and doctors is a good idea. And then you have like four or five doctors fighting over the chem dispensers and screaming at eachother because someone wasted all the energy on them mass producing meth ...

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