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DemonFiren

This is beautiful.

I am looking forward to showing those filthy catbeasts the glory of the reptilian master race.

DemonFiren

Well, at least it ensures lizards aren't shit-tier anymore. That's the job for spacekhajiit.

As such, DO IT FGT.

DemonFiren

Xenobiology.

Spoiler:

Not-job: Code Delta.

Spoiler:

DemonFiren

I still believe disabler shots should be hitscan.

DemonFiren

That is so bad I think you're trying to compete.

DemonFiren

Woulda been hilarious if he managed.

DemonFiren

Today on Basil, I was made traitor Runtime by our dear old friend, SoS. Objectives were to remove Tom, Poly and Ian in order to ascend to power. We all know Lamarr's both castrated and caged, so meh about her. It took me long enough to break out of Medical, honestly. I almost had to smash the window...

DemonFiren

I really hate that during rounds where the station has a common threat (Ops, Wizard, Blob, Malf AI, etc.) oh so many people will try their hardest to be the big goddamn hero and do it all on their own. Nobody cooperates, coordinates or makes an organized effort. Everyone tries to be the hero, every...

DemonFiren

Or the borg could just fuck up the access turrets and let in a flu cop to C4 the door.

DemonFiren

I honestly don't.

And you're making me afraid to Google.

DemonFiren

miggles wrote:demonfiren are you emperorofcatkind in disguise

I don't know that person, really.

DemonFiren

Kinky, but not too kinky for me.

I'll get the baton.

DemonFiren

An autism fort.

DemonFiren

So, basically what ninjas have.

DemonFiren

It requires a FUCKTON of plasma, even with maxed research.

You better hope Mining is competent.

DemonFiren

I always thought Poly was female.

DemonFiren

QM, because RULE CARGONIA, CARGONIA RULE THE CRATES.

DemonFiren

I seem to catch threats surprisingly often.

Of course as experienced Scientist and QM I do my best to Lizardmov the AI at the earliest opportunity.

DemonFiren

Add an autosynch option to ExoFabs. Every time the levels on the local research computer increase, the fabricator automatically synchronises, unless it currently working.

I think that feature can simply be copied over from Bay.

DemonFiren

Display OVER NINE THOUSAND if the target has a pulse rifle and/or gyrojet.

DemonFiren

You may find that funny, but That Super Serious Server Over There actually had considered lAIs (local, that is).

I think the idea passed with applause and was summarily forgotten.

DemonFiren

I support this.

DemonFiren

I, for one, carefully considered all options and only one was not found wanting.

I am certain I am not alone there.

DemonFiren

paprika wrote:What would they even do?

You didn't seriously ask what the goggles do, did you.

NOTHING.

DemonFiren

Cipher3 wrote:
Screemonster wrote:
Alex Crimson wrote:But... shooting people with a newspaper gun.
Give him a bike.
This is glorious.

It is. Do it.

DemonFiren

Balut wrote:Also I am majorly more okay with the Emergency Response Team if it's renamed Emergency Response Party.

I second this motion.

DemonFiren

Why coilguns, though, why not miniature railguns? Much more effective, I imagine.

DemonFiren

If that is the case, allow people into crates, too.

Also, drinks should be sprayable to intoxicate people.

DemonFiren

Sounds like a goof 5000 points idea, instead of that spesscash.

DemonFiren

TIL: You can put flowers in the microwave.

DemonFiren

DO IT.

DemonFiren

Wait until, then.

DemonFiren

Happens with regular RP buddies all the same. Exactly. The. Same.

DemonFiren

It's not meant to look appealing.

Then again, it's not meant to look like someone shat in a bowl, either.

DemonFiren

Hm.

Disguised suit-attachment sheath: Clip-on necktie.

DemonFiren

Is that the CMO's near the hallway? It looks a tad exposed and not-quite-secure.

Then again, a lack of adjacency to the maint tunnels makes breaking in harder.

DemonFiren

Hm.

Return to us the crew manifest option on the lobby menu.

DemonFiren

Mute-toxin, oh dear, the abuse. I can smell it.

DemonFiren

Judo. 100% knockdown chance on Disarm intent, but no punches or kicks.

Also, Mechs need an upgraded incendiary weapon. Think Hades carbine, except instead of firing incendiary shotshells it fires Dragon's Breath.
And for the love of all that is holy, name it Fafnir.

DemonFiren

I wasn't entirely sure whether that was a bug, so I posted here, first.

Since, you know, earmuffs block all sound as opposed to bowies.

DemonFiren

Mime Uplink, as traitor spend ALL THE POINTS on a decked-out Reticence.

DemonFiren

Today I Learned.

Bowman headsets stop flashbangs.
Unfortunately they are still vulneHONK
I believe this requires fixing.

DemonFiren

Well, in this case the only viable solution is to wait until there's no admins on.

Ghosts, take logs.

DemonFiren

Cannot tell if satire.

Deciding it is, because avatar.

DemonFiren

I think this is the time to very optimistically jump in and remind everyone...

...that this is merely a trial run. Right? Oh, please tell me.

DemonFiren

Yes, they are trying to get this thread locked. No, this is not a good idea. Yet.

DemonFiren

I find it funny that we can't select the fancy leather satchels at character creation, only backpack or normal satchel.

I believe this needs fixification.

DemonFiren

The problem with telesci is cutting out the overpowered stuff and leaving in what's useful.

Unless we get a teleport blocking mechanic.

DemonFiren

This is as sickening as it is hilarious.

DemonFiren

I think I've heard of this place before, and my opinion still stands as WAIT WHAT.

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